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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-05-04 08:37 [#01172519]
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I met The Pope.

What A Fucking Asshole.

So, he played a show in my city last night. I saw him over
by the bar standing by himself, so I thought, Oh cool,
Karol Wojtyla, I'll go say hello.

So I went up to him and said, "Hi, just wanted to say I'm a

big fan and I appreciate you coming here to preach, looking

foward to your set tonight". Then he said, "Yeah, thanks.."

and shook my hand. I could tell he didn't want to be
bothered or anything so I was about to just walk off, then I

remembered I had my camera with me, and I'd hate it if I
didn't get an up-close and personal pic of The pope, so
I said, "Oh hey, do you mind if I take a quick picture
please?" - holding out the camera.

He said, "no".
Ok, so you're thinking like me, right? like 'no I don't
mind'. So I hold up the camera to take a picture and
he's all like "NOOO!" and pushes the camera away, then says,

"Fuck You!" then shoves me. As I'm being shoved by
The pope, I say, "Well fuck you!" and pushed his extended
arm away from me, and stepped back into place right in front

of him (just a gut-reaction). Then he said, "I said no, I
fucking mean, no!"

By this time everyone standing around us is staring.
Everyone that can tell what's going on has the same look on

their face as me, which is a combination wtf/lol
face. So I'm looking around at all these other people who,
understandably, can't believe what they're seeing, then I
just snapped into it and realized how rediculous it was.

Then I laughed and said, "Jesus Christ, sorry asshole.." and

walked off.



 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-05-04 08:39 [#01172524]
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don't believe you. the pope is a hologram anyway.


 

online big from lsg on 2004-05-04 08:40 [#01172528]
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uhm, i bet his dick was hanging out?


 

offline Bremzen from utrecht (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-04 08:41 [#01172530]
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boredom is dull


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-04 08:42 [#01172533]
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it's common knowledge that the pope died in 2000. this one
is a cardboard cutout.


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2004-05-04 08:48 [#01172543]
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AHA


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-05-04 08:50 [#01172550]
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....cardboard cutout.

-true! They are waiting for the Spanish dude to gain a
"status" so the jamaican dude doesn't become new pope.


 


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