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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-05-04 08:37 [#01172519]
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I met The Pope.
What A Fucking Asshole.
So, he played a show in my city last night. I saw him over by the bar standing by himself, so I thought, Oh cool, Karol Wojtyla, I'll go say hello.
So I went up to him and said, "Hi, just wanted to say I'm a
big fan and I appreciate you coming here to preach, looking
foward to your set tonight". Then he said, "Yeah, thanks.."
and shook my hand. I could tell he didn't want to be bothered or anything so I was about to just walk off, then I
remembered I had my camera with me, and I'd hate it if I didn't get an up-close and personal pic of The pope, so I said, "Oh hey, do you mind if I take a quick picture please?" - holding out the camera.
He said, "no". Ok, so you're thinking like me, right? like 'no I don't mind'. So I hold up the camera to take a picture and he's all like "NOOO!" and pushes the camera away, then says,
"Fuck You!" then shoves me. As I'm being shoved by The pope, I say, "Well fuck you!" and pushed his extended arm away from me, and stepped back into place right in front
of him (just a gut-reaction). Then he said, "I said no, I fucking mean, no!"
By this time everyone standing around us is staring. Everyone that can tell what's going on has the same look on
their face as me, which is a combination wtf/lol face. So I'm looking around at all these other people who, understandably, can't believe what they're seeing, then I just snapped into it and realized how rediculous it was.
Then I laughed and said, "Jesus Christ, sorry asshole.." and
walked off.
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neetta
from Finland on 2004-05-04 08:39 [#01172524]
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don't believe you. the pope is a hologram anyway.
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big
from lsg on 2004-05-04 08:40 [#01172528]
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uhm, i bet his dick was hanging out?
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Bremzen
from utrecht (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-04 08:41 [#01172530]
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boredom is dull
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-05-04 08:42 [#01172533]
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it's common knowledge that the pope died in 2000. this one is a cardboard cutout.
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Amnesiac
from ERIE (United States) on 2004-05-04 08:48 [#01172543]
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AHA
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3051
from Vietnam on 2004-05-04 08:50 [#01172550]
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....cardboard cutout.
-true! They are waiting for the Spanish dude to gain a "status" so the jamaican dude doesn't become new pope.
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