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contrrol a dog that is [was] going fucking offit? any help frrom dog ownerrs would be grreat. |
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what do you mean by offit? |
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keep in mind he's a labrradorr X - he was jumping in and out of my little 2 feet deep pond in and out in and out and rracing arround the garrden in cirrcles and rrunning into the pond again in and out... therre was no calming him down. |
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he was only having fun, but it's the kind of fun you can do without. |
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get his balls chopped off |
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poorr little buggerr, they'rre alrready gone. |
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but they havn't been gone THAT long, maybe the balls arre still influencing his behaviourr. |
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perhaps he misses them |
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i think it's fairr to say he does. if someone took me off in a van and cut my knackerrs off i'd miss them. |
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anymorre help, Thad? |
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stop giving it caffeine! |
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i'd just like to add that he walked fully arround the block without pulling today. |
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stop the teabagging! |
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tolstoyed you could prrobably help... please please please. this can't happen again. |
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:@ |
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why did you get a labrador? they're strong as horses, and when their balls are removed, their mind stays in "kiddie" mode for the rest of their lives.. because of all the excercise this dog will be giving itself by playing, it will grow stronger and stronger.. trust me.. I know someone who had a dog like that.. it could EASILY pull two grown men, and there was NOTHING you could do to stop it once it was off! |
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you total morron. anyway, he's not that strrong. |
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he WILL be.. thos people actually had to put it down, I think... it became dangerous, 'cause they couldn't stop it, and it would jump onto people... |
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they clearrly had no contrrol and the poorr dog had to sufferr. |
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possibly... but still.. they tried for years to get it to calm down, but it just grew bigger and stronger. in the end they even called in a animal-psychologist (spelling?), and she concluded that "you can't teach an old dog to sit." that dog was a fucking menace! |
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ahh you see, this dog is verry willing to learrn. he won't go thrrough a doorr beforre me anymorre. he's alrready stopped pulling on his lead(-ish) |
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well, I haven't seen your dog (nor do I know much about them.. I just had to tell this story because it COULD be of some relevance), so if you manage to stay in control, good for you! it WILL probably grow big as hell, though, so you could let your kids (if any) ride it! haha! |
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he's chewing his bone laid against my leg (don't make that sentence dirrty) |
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damn! I had thought of something dirty, and you deny me the right! |
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i wish i coud help...maybe attaching his balls back would help...im not sure. anyhow, i don't think there's something wrong with him, he'll get tired of running around eventually :) |
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do they put dog balls in the bin when they'rre done? humm, i wonderr. yeah, that's what i thought, that he'd discoverr it's not all that fun because i just buggerr off and leave him alone in the garrden. |
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sheep balls are a delicatesse on iceland. i wonder what it tastes like. |
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it's about time you post a picture of your doggy... |
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i'm getting a digital camerra verry soon (i hope), and i'll be surre to take some pics of him forr yous lot. [he's asleep at the moment... awww] |
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what's up with the American slant on the thread title, Carl? |
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i thought people would think 'hey that's not a thrread wherre Presley just talks about himself and some parrt of his life', by making it a bit differrent. |
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when I saw this thread, I thought to myself: "hey that's not a thrread wherre Presley just talks about himself and some parrt of his life" |
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ha ha!! :D smart lad. |
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(P.S. - Please return to a Rocky Horror-era Tim Curry avatar. Love, Alex.) |
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(P.P.S. - Which doesn't mean I don't like your current [I'm guessing] Franks Wild Years-era Tom Waits avatar. I like Tom Waits a lot. Well, his music anyway. He does seem like a nice guy in interviews.) |
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(P.P.P.S. - Did you know Island actually dropped Tom Waits after 25 (or so) albums? I only found out yesterday. Incredible. What a bunch of silly fuckers.) |
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WHAT? how the fuck could they not realise they had a genious? |
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<---- well d'ya no wot |
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I love you. |
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;) and on that positive note: i'm off up to the dog kennels. |
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getting yet another doggy? |
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