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I have just superglued my lips together
 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:04 [#01167512]
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I just superglued them to see how easy it is to get them
apart again. I can't do it and I still have half a bottle
of jack daniels left to drink. :(

It's wierd though. Now I know how people without mouths
feel.


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-04-29 16:07 [#01167516]
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next up:your fingers?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-04-29 16:07 [#01167517]
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Hahaha!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:08 [#01167521]
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Fuck off.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-04-29 16:10 [#01167524]
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try supergluing your nostrils next :D


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-29 16:10 [#01167525]
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i once attached my lips to something metal while skiing,
which means it was really cold...i was missing half of my
bottom lip after that...


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-29 16:11 [#01167526]
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Did it grow back?


 

offline nacmat on 2004-04-29 16:12 [#01167527]
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lee are you ok?

you seem a little disturbed lately, and it worries me


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:13 [#01167530]
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No, I need to get away for a while but I can't. Thanks for
noticing though. You are a nice person.


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-29 16:14 [#01167531]
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"I can't do it and I still have half a bottle
of jack daniels left to drink."

You can't even use a straw?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-29 16:14 [#01167532]
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it did...i have the upper lip shorter tho...but that's
another story...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:14 [#01167533]
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I can now...exept my bottom lip is bleeding a little bit. I
just used the back of a spoon to force them apart.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-04-29 16:17 [#01167536]
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i do hope your not being serious ecnadniarb


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-29 16:17 [#01167537]
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Its gonna be alright. Just don't do the same routine with
your eyelids...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:18 [#01167538]
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Why? You can't die from glueing your lips together. Unless
you have a snotted up nose, which I don't. They are fully
apart now but they have dried glue on.


 

offline nacmat on 2004-04-29 16:23 [#01167547]
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take it easy lee, bad times dont last forever


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-04-29 16:23 [#01167550]
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arent you gonna post a pic of this?


 

offline ThisIsntMusic from Long Island, NY (United States) on 2004-04-29 16:24 [#01167556]
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Try gluing yourself to a...jeese, what are they called...oh
yeah, a psychiatrist.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:25 [#01167557]
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I'm OK...just feeling a little destructive recently. I'm
not depressed I don't think, and times aren't even all that
bad. I am just a bit bored with life at the moment. I need
to do something new. I just haven't decided what yet :)

I was glad to see you are back with your girlfriend. Just
don't fuck it up this time :D


 

offline nacmat on 2004-04-29 16:28 [#01167572]
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how did you know that?

I said that in here?

I ll try not to fuck it up this time...
its just a matter of not coming here too much


 

offline nacmat on 2004-04-29 16:28 [#01167574]
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or at least not so much that it doesnt let me do my things
in real life


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:29 [#01167578]
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I think you will find the balance this time. It seems
important to you.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-04-29 16:30 [#01167579]
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arent you gonna post a pic of this?


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-04-29 16:31 [#01167583]
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"take it easy lee, bad times dont last forever"

neither do good times


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:32 [#01167584]
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I'm not talking to you, Judas.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-04-29 16:32 [#01167585]
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supergluing my lips together is something i would joke about
doing but never actually do... therefore, you are my hero...



 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-04-29 16:34 [#01167589]
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Be careful with that glue, none of us here would want
anything to happen to you.

:)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:35 [#01167591]
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I really don't see the big deal. A bit of glue. A set of
facial lips. Nothing really special. I just wondered how
easy it would be to seperate them again.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:36 [#01167593]
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haha...yeah right...

My next trick is going to be hitting myself on the temple
with a claw hammer. I might not post after this one.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-04-29 16:40 [#01167596]
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Put a towel down then, you don't wanna get blood on the
carpet ;)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:42 [#01167599]
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I have polished oak wooden flooring...it should be easy to
clean. Last time I head butted something really hard I got
a nose bleed and a headache within seconds.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-04-29 16:43 [#01167601]
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Easy to clean eh? Now thats what I call forward planning,
hehehhe


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-29 16:45 [#01167604]
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more fun ideas


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-29 16:45 [#01167605]
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so what conclusion have you reached about the super glue
thing?

do your arse cheeks next........


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:48 [#01167610]
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My conclusions will be published in the New Scientist
journal in 3 months time. Briefly though, my research
suggests there is no real scientific benefit to superglueing
your lips together.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-04-29 16:48 [#01167611]
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What the dickens...?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-29 16:50 [#01167615]
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this is somehow turning into body-art thread...

what should i glue??


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 16:51 [#01167616]
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your foreskin together.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-29 16:53 [#01167621]
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i wonder what would that feel like...especially in a
presence of a naked lady...

*searches for glue*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-29 16:58 [#01167631]
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"I really don't see the big deal."

ah, that's why you made a thread about it! :D


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 17:00 [#01167634]
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Yes...because I wanted to talk about it like most civilised
adults do. I just wondered if anyone else had ever done it
so we could compare results.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-29 17:02 [#01167638]
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try the WATMM board.

should be a few suckers there.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 17:03 [#01167640]
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What you talkin'bout Willis...I mean Alex. WATMM if full of
cum gobbling jive turkeys.


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-29 17:04 [#01167641]
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qrter, please make that last sentence your new avatar.


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2004-04-29 17:13 [#01167656]
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wait a sec, so you just woke up and thought,

"ok, today, i feel like putting some superglue on my lips
for no reason, and then i'm gonna share this experience on
the internet"

?


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-04-29 17:14 [#01167657]
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did it bleed a lot?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-29 17:19 [#01167667]
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another fun idea


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-04-29 17:23 [#01167675]
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Nail varnish remover with acetone gets rid of superglue


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-29 17:24 [#01167679]
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No I have been awake for 18 hours. I was sitting with my
laptop on my lap feeling bored when I noticed a tube of
superglue next to my TV which is never used. I thought
should I either

a) Watch TV

b) Glue my lips together.

I decided b was the more interesting option.

happy cycling it didn't bleed much at all. no worse than
ripping your lips when they are dry.


 

offline Bremzen from utrecht (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-29 17:26 [#01167684]
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civilised adults don't glue bodyparts together.


 


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