|
|
Gummi Bear no. 7
from closer than you think........ on 2002-01-01 00:30 [#00065286]
|
|
So star Wars, Lucas you bastard, get off your lazy ass and do something GOOD, i mean star wars, what a piece of shit. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, i hate star wars, who's with me.
BTW YOU WILL DIE LUCAS: ROT IN HELL LUCAS
|
|
Naphex-Male
from Vancouver, Canada on 2002-01-01 00:36 [#00065296]
|
|
Episode 1 sucked. LOTR:Fellowship of The Ring kicked ass.
|
|
Aktium
from bat country on 2002-01-01 00:37 [#00065297]
|
|
i love natalie portman. she is the girl of my dreams. always and forever
|
|
bAGPUSS
from My luxury kennel baby on 2002-01-01 00:42 [#00065304]
|
|
You know i'm a reasonable cat so get off my pussy. But Star wars is the worst piece of shit i ever had the discomfort of viewing, the story is so simple a five year could make it up ("I got it guys, we'll go for the old good vs evil story but put in space....Huh? Huh?, "Thats kinda ripping off 2001 man", "don't worry we'll add loads of bullshit, bad acting, with less ambiguity so all those fucked idiots can get to grips with it ie the american public") What a load of bullshit. Please se me in my luxury kennels to get my fitness video, i've slashed the price baby!!!!!!!
|
|
Aktium
from bat country on 2002-01-01 01:03 [#00065319]
|
|
and whats the deal with jar jar binks, i hated that fucker, he ruined the entire movie
|
|
Gummi Bear no. 7
from Hand-cuffed to trois lesbians!!!!!!!!!! on 2002-01-01 01:07 [#00065321]
|
|
JAR JAR BINKS??????????? HE WRECKED THE MOVIE?????????????? HE DIDN'T WRECK THE MOVIE IT WAS ALREADY FUCKING SHIT, SHITTY COMPUTER ANIMATED CHARACTERS ASIDE, IT WAS A SHITTY FILM, LUCAS SHOULD DIE who's with me.
|
|
LeMoN
on 2002-01-01 02:56 [#00065342]
|
|
I consider him to be quite the visionary. Oh, and if you think the "failure" of Episode 1 was all his fault, I point you in the direction of the Star Wars DVD. It has an interesting documentary on the making of the movie. Seems to me like he was surrounded by one too many yes-men. btw, I enjoy Episode 1, I consider it to technically be a revolutionary flick, and a quite enjoyable one as well. Mesa thinks Episode 2 will no be doo-doo, eh?
|
|
Frothbottom
from New York on 2002-01-01 03:01 [#00065344]
|
|
I think they should've ate Jar Jar.
|
|
Frothbottom
from New York on 2002-01-01 03:04 [#00065346]
|
|
btw, Lucas definately should DIE. Episode I sucked, as will 2 and 3.
|
|
Scissorfeet
from suburbia on 2002-01-01 03:07 [#00065349]
|
|
What??????????????????????????? LEMON, you are shtting me right, right???????? RIGHT?????????????? Please say you were shitting me, please. Otherwise, i will have to come over and slash you wrists the let them bleed in the sink on the soap or the dishcloth or indeed the scouring pad, but whatever you will be dead.
Star Wars is appalling in every aspect, every feature, every molecule, every atom of it is bad, not just bad (oH nO) absolutely atrociously shit. And you, you should ashamed, your wife would be ashmed, and i know your mother would be, even if she is Bill Gates.
|
|
boo
from haunted closet on 2002-01-01 03:12 [#00065352]
|
|
DEATH TO LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE FILMS, ESPECIALLY LEMON, WHO IS A FUCKAFIED, RIGHT WING, BIGOTED, INBRED, ZEALOUS, FACIST, SELF RIGHTEOUS, FANATICAL, excuse for a dipshit. (REMemBER KIDS PLAYING WITH FIRE IS DANGEROUS, BUT IF YOU'RE BURING GEORGE LUCAS, YOU WILL BE PERFECTLY SAFE FOR GOD WILL SMILE ON YOU)
|
|
LeMoN
on 2002-01-01 03:45 [#00065365]
|
|
I consider the Star Wars movies to be fun movies with cool characters, awesome soundtracks, great action, and fantastic special effects and design. Plain and simple. I am not some nerd who hads read all the Star Wars books, most of which take the entire Star Wars universe waaaaay too seriously, I dont consider the original trilogy amazing art and the new ones garbage. They are all fun movies. You dudes seem to have metal rods stuck a few inches too far up your anuses. Please guys, no flaming. Lets be mature.
|
|
gummi baby
from in a box on 2002-01-01 03:51 [#00065370]
|
|
Mature????????????? That's for losers and deadbeats and assholes and bastards and shitheads and fuckwits and dipshits and homeodelusionoids and repressed lonely sad people who like star wars, the sort of people i see everyday in the street, people like you and TOby (you won't know him but trust me he's an absolute dickhead who needs good slashing).
Flaming is the only fun in my life, yes i am sad, lonely, repressed, twisted, fucked up, stoned, high, drunk, delusional, corrupt, illogical, irrational but at least i don't like star wars.
|
|
zetre
on 2002-01-01 14:50 [#00065422]
|
|
don´t watch it u don´t have to go see amelie and be happy
|
|
Jedi Chris
from The North Pole on 2002-01-01 19:30 [#00065458]
|
|
The films may be hated by some people - but they have their place in cinematic history whether you like it or not! So from that perspective they were a success. Personally i think they are great, but each to their own! Jar Jar Binks wasn't a particulary good character I agree, but on the whole I did enjoy Episode I. I don't like the Star Trek films in comparision, and as it was mentioned above, I personally thought the Lord of the Rings was particularly weak! Very disapointing! I can't wait for Episode II and III!
|
|
Xanatos
from NYC on 2002-01-01 20:21 [#00065464]
|
|
Lord of the Rings ruled. Best movie of the year...will be a legacy.
Episode 1 had a poor storyline for a Star Wars, which is possibly the greatest science fiction saga of all time. Oh, and it also had the best special effects of any movie ever made in the history of filmmaking.
|
|
Chrispy
from the UK 2 on 2002-01-02 00:38 [#00065512]
|
|
Star wars is a nice film to sit down to and relax. The sort of film I'll sit down with my wife and kids later on in life.
A nice film, all four.
Do you guys always want something spectacular, mentally clever, Interesting story or do you ever desire to watch a film and feel good?
|
|
wine gum
from a place on 2002-01-02 02:27 [#00065537]
|
|
hey, if i wanted a film to feel good about then i'd just watch "it's a wonderful life" and "rear window" and "vertigo", i love jimmy stewart
|
|
bumblefuk
on 2002-01-02 02:59 [#00065540]
|
|
you ever actually watch "vertigo" and "rear window"? "vertigo" is creepy as hell, twisted, "rear window" is scary in an old skool way. both are voyeuristic. or "rope", when J Stewart outs a coupla of gay thrill for a kill upper class boys?
i'm still waiting for some one day to be discovered directors cut of "its a wonderful life", when Stewart jumps off the bridge, instead of that sappy happy unreleastic ending. bah. i always want to see him die.
|
|
damion
on 2002-01-02 06:01 [#00065559]
|
|
the trailer for attack of the clones it looks like this movie will be worse the episode 1 the guy that plays aniken cant act hes a flake and there romance scenes look crap,
lord of the rings is far superior to this tired series
|
|
Ouakha
from I wish I knew... on 2002-01-03 09:44 [#00065831]
|
|
LOTR sound track was terrible, more suitable to Titanic or Pearl Harbour. Should have gone for something less mainstream. Anyone with views on the 1977 animated version?? I like it.
As for Star Wars (not episode 1 which I will prob never watch again & Jar Jar : why was he created??), it was only after Christmas day that I suddenly realised it would have been the perfect movie for my mindset (i.e requiring no effort to watch). To all those who vented bile on the topic of Star Wars : what a waste of energy. There are other things more worthy of hate!
|
|
gummi gum
from somewhere on 2002-01-03 18:40 [#00065887]
|
|
Such as?
Bumblefunk - you're goddamn right, i've been thinking about making my own gummi cut of "it's a wonderful life", it'd be fuckin bleak.
|
|
evolume
from at work in bothell, north of seattle, USA on 2002-01-03 18:48 [#00065889]
|
|
when the special effects look so obvious, it ruins the movie. its like seeing the strings holdig up the floating brain in some b horror movie. starwars special effects were crap. the best special effects are the ones you don't see. for example: all of the color was re done in Oh brother where art thou?
and amelie was phat
|
|
balthus
from europe on 2002-01-03 19:16 [#00065893]
|
|
i don't think amelie is a good alternative. the cardboard characters and corny special effects in that movie were as bad as in phantom menace. lord of the rings was great - the best sf/fantasy movie since blade runner or even the empire strikes back, at least after the first viewing (maybe the impression changes with following views). but there are a lot more movies which don't need cgi and are a lot more impressive as movies which got loads of cgi effects... recent ones: code inconnu, in the mood for love, being john malkovich, sous le sable (and perhaps requiem for a dream - i have not seen this one yet). and older films, by godard, kubrick, truffaut, fellini, borowczyk, scorsese...
i still sort of hope for attack of the clones - phantom menace was dissapointing and gets more and more dissapointing with every view. only the senator palpatine scenes are nice and retrospective of the old star wars films. i don't think that lucas can do a movie again like the empire. but then lucas wasn't the director of that film, irvin kershner was. maybe george should watch out for peter jackson in rescuing the first trilogy with Episode III.
|
|
Sgt Growley
from UK on 2002-01-03 19:22 [#00065894]
|
|
When the first film came out it was such a huge event. It was the greatest film of it's kind for years and years. But now George has lost it, cashed in, made a shit film and pissed over all that good work!
|
|
balthus
from europe on 2002-01-03 19:26 [#00065896]
|
|
bumble & winegum -
Rear Window & Vertigo are great films, but my favourite Hitchcock films are North by Northwest, Psycho, The Birds and Marnie.
The score for Lord of the Rings should have been written by Bernard Herrmann. Especially the music in the final parts of LOTR reminded me of Titanic, it somewhat ruined the ending of the movie for me.
|
|
wayout
from a plastic bubble on 2002-01-03 23:31 [#00065963]
|
|
i just heard that nsync are going to be making a cameo in episode 2...(im not kidding)
now if that doesnt make anyone excited i dont know what will..
|
|
LeMoN
on 2002-01-03 23:37 [#00065965]
|
|
N'Sync? damn...well, the movie also has Christopher Walken in it, and his coolness factor more then negates N'Sync's gay factor. Ohhh yeeaahhh.
|
|
Jedi Chris
from Tatooine on 2002-01-04 00:20 [#00065974]
|
|
I think you'll find that Christopher Walken is not in the next Star Wars film, it was a rumour that was ruled out sometime last year. The cast listing can be read at http://www.starwars.com/episode-ii/cast.html As to the Nsync link - that too sounds very questionable, unless of course they are playing the roles of 'extras' in the film, like a few of the producers in Episode I.
|
|
Jedi Chris
from Tatooine on 2002-01-04 00:25 [#00065975]
|
|
Actually I stand corrected about the NSYNC cameo appearances- I checked with the website theforce.net and found the following....
A few of the 'NSYNC guys will appear in "Star Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Clones," according to a spokesperson from Lucasfilm.
The spokesperson didn't know specifically which members have cameos in the movie, which will be the fifth "Star Wars" release from creator George Lucas. The guys will be seen for a fleeting moment in a "big scene with lots of extras."
The roles materialized after the group members, who are all fans of the sci-fi saga, asked the new film's producer, Rick McCallum, for bit parts.
Big deal I say, who's gonna notice anyway? Only the kinda saddos who are into Nsync anyway!!! I'd be none the wiser watching it anyway - right!!??
|
|
Xanatos
from NYC on 2002-01-04 00:29 [#00065978]
|
|
^ I think that is very interesting. I always wondered if you became tremendously famous if you could just be part of anything you loved. Just to be an extra makes you part of it in a way.
I would fucking love to do that. Even to be in Lord of the Rings...which will become a timeless classic as well.
|
|
Jedi Chris
from Tatooine on 2002-01-04 00:35 [#00065979]
|
|
You're right it would be great to be in a film as an extra. George Lucas should have told them to fuck off! :-)
I guess its a case of 'who' you know!! Stinking NSync. Pity they aren't to be in some scene where they get lightsabered into pieces or something? Or perhaps Force choked!!
|
|
Xanatos
from NYC on 2002-01-04 00:38 [#00065980]
|
|
george lucas should have said fuck off.
Then again he put Samuel L. Jackson in E1
|
|
Jedi Chris
from Tatooine on 2002-01-04 00:43 [#00065981]
|
|
You can't seriously compare the likes of Samuel L Jackson to those jerks NSync can you?
Mark Hamill the guy who played Luke in the first 3 films, his son was an extra in Ep I - but then that's different isnt it!
|
|
Xanatos
from NYC on 2002-01-04 00:44 [#00065982]
|
|
yeah thats fine but Samuel L Jackson was awful.
They should never ever put any recognizable face like that in star wars..
and yes I don't care if Hamill Junior is in it you're right
|
|
Jedi Chris
from Tatooine on 2002-01-04 00:50 [#00065983]
|
|
I agree absolutely, Samuel L Jacksons performance wasnt that good at all!! The use of an 'unknown' would have been better. Not quite sure whether Christopher Lee shouldve been chosen for the role either in EP II. I'm not knocking his acting ability, he is a long established actor, I'm just not sure whether or not he'll fit in.
|
|
Chrispy
from UK on 2002-01-04 08:46 [#00066088]
|
|
I think S L Jackson fit the role of Mace Windu just fine for me. Compared to the rest of the film, he was fine. It was all really hammy.
|
|
Messageboard index
|