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Old Beatnik from a jazz bar on 2002-01-01 00:03 [#00065265] | |||||||||
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you fuck my wife? my wife? fuck? you? you fuck my? Fuck?my? Wife? Life? Wife? You fuck my wife???????? |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-01 00:10 [#00065271] | |||||||||
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i am your wife! |
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Old Beatnik from a jazz bar on 2002-01-01 00:12 [#00065272] | |||||||||
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That doesn't matter, that doesn't matter, i say it again you fuck my wife? |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-01 00:13 [#00065274] | |||||||||
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yes, i am your wife and i fucked her...now go back to arranging matches |
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Old Beatnik from a jazz bar on 2002-01-01 00:16 [#00065279] | |||||||||
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ahhhhhhhhhhh, fucking matches, ican't seem to line them up, ahhhh fuck it, i'm going out to put babies on spikes |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-01 00:18 [#00065280] | |||||||||
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ahahahahhaha.... "luke, the force is mighty strong with you "well how strong?" "as strong as a small poney" "well thats quit strong it is" |
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Gummi Bear no. 7 from closer than you think........ on 2002-01-01 00:20 [#00065282] | |||||||||
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I hate star wars u cunt!!!!!!!!!! |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-01 00:21 [#00065283] | |||||||||
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you don't get it?........obviously you never seen eddie izzard you cunt |
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bumblefuk on 2002-01-01 00:30 [#00065287] | |||||||||
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getting a blow job from your wife DOES NOT count as fucking her... she is sort of gamey lookin' anyway, looks best when she is on her knees and i can still watch the TV. |
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Old Beatnik from a jazz bar on 2002-01-01 00:33 [#00065293] | |||||||||
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Hey man, stop looking at my wife man, stop looking at my fucking wife, STOP LOOKNG AT MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm trying to woo her, to court her baby, (hey baby don't listen to them, they're a bunch of sputnik losers, why don't we fuck?) baby!!!!) |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-01 00:39 [#00065299] | |||||||||
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TEA AND CAKE OR DEATH?!? |
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Old Beatnik from a jazz bar on 2002-01-01 00:45 [#00065310] | |||||||||
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What type of cake? What type of tea? What type of death? You fuck my sister? |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-01 00:47 [#00065311] | |||||||||
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ho, ho, ho, and what would you like for christmas baby jesus? |
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Naphex-Male from Vancouver, Canada on 2002-01-01 00:47 [#00065312] | |||||||||
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yesterday's virgin she was...out with the bins and milk bottles then... |
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Old Beatnik from a jazz bar on 2002-01-01 00:49 [#00065313] | |||||||||
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Personally i've always been rather fond of a slow and painful death involving a lot of tea, many steps albums and injections of ventolin or novocaine in my neck. |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-01 01:01 [#00065318] | |||||||||
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IF A GUY CLONED HIMSELF AND THEN GAVE HIS CLONE A HANDJOB, WOULD IT BE MASTERBATION? |
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Naphex-Male from Vancouver, Canada on 2002-01-01 01:08 [#00065322] | |||||||||
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no....that would be a handjob...now if the clone were to jerk off his owner, that would be mutual masturbation... |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-01 01:08 [#00065323] | |||||||||
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i never thought of it that way |
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Old Beatnik from a jazz bar on 2002-01-01 01:09 [#00065325] | |||||||||
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You saying you fingered my wife? Is that what you're saying, huh, huh. i fucked you sister |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-01 01:13 [#00065326] | |||||||||
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i have a sister? |
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Old Beatnik from a jazz bar on 2002-01-01 01:14 [#00065328] | |||||||||
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You do now...........and i fucked her |
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bumblefuk on 2002-01-01 01:50 [#00065336] | |||||||||
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hey dude... your wife left you 15 years ago because you were still a fucking beatnik... get over it! she has probably had at least one or two hundred cocks stuck into her since then.... William s Burroughs is dead anyways, and he was not your wife either. |
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Old Beatnik from a jazz bar on 2002-01-01 01:55 [#00065337] | |||||||||
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fuck you man, jack kerouac was my wife |
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bumblefuk on 2002-01-01 02:16 [#00065338] | |||||||||
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allen ginsberg gave better head |
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Old Beatnik from at the drive in on 2002-01-01 02:30 [#00065340] | |||||||||
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True, but you have to admit, your mother looks remarkably like hunter s thompson but i wouldn't fuck her. |
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bumblefuk on 2002-01-01 02:34 [#00065341] | |||||||||
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yeah true... i wouldn't fuck her either... |
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Naphex-Male from Vancouver, Canada on 2002-01-03 00:38 [#00065757] | |||||||||
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I was in a band with Hunter. He played the typewriter. With all the amphetamines in our blood, he could have been playing his ballz. It was all music in those days man. |
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jizzah from the innercity on 2002-01-03 00:41 [#00065758] | |||||||||
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i hate you guys |
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CJ from Berlin...Connecticut...United States... on 2002-01-03 08:40 [#00065823] | |||||||||
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Can i say penis? |
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Chrispy from UK on 2002-01-03 13:01 [#00065846] | |||||||||
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Autoon sprag kana tikpana. (Just say anything! Dont upset him, he'll... do things.) San Duor bu no sarasnee. heh heh. You are my wife now. Want some pegs Dave? |
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