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Rob.E.
from London on 2002-01-01 00:02 [#00065264]
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Have a nice one my Aphex lovelies...}:>
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Ricardo Domino James
from celebrating in my bank/tank/ on 2002-01-01 00:10 [#00065270]
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Happy New Year, HA what a ludicrous concept, its made up by hardcore commercialists (bastards) who want to sell booze, and party horns and small paper condoms. Pissed?????!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.............yeah
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bumblefuk
on 2002-01-01 00:33 [#00065292]
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something wrong with having an excuse to get drunk and fuck somebody you just met. the govt still hasnt figured out how to tax gettin' busy!
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Tom Jenkinson
from my fucking bathroom on 2002-01-01 00:38 [#00065298]
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The new year is a time to go plastic - to go spastic - to go fucking boombastic
not that i am of course, i'm just on my toilet, reading my pamphlet on home made paper condoms (you know they're fucking easy to make!!!!!!!!!!! An they work..................maybe [hopefully anyway, i got a slut coming over to my bath earlier])
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Frothbottom
from New York on 2002-01-01 03:11 [#00065350]
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I still have 1 hour, 51 minutes...
I feel so pathetic as I write on this message board on new years eve...I should be with my friends now...
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Bill Gates
from AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, i hate linux and windows, give me an apple on 2002-01-01 03:25 [#00065356]
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You know, this time last year i was reformatting my hard drive after windows ME fucked on me, what pile of trash. This extended from my sidewinder gamepad setting on fire (i like matches) and the inexplicably being thrown inside my cpu case, (its totally inexplicable, honsetly, i think it was a fairy). Anyways, the other problem was that i had just given my walls a nice thin layer of petrol (it looked fuckin cool) but problematically the fire sort of reached the walls and kind of burned rather more (alright, alright, a lot more). So then i was desperately trying to put it out with the use of blood soaked dishcloth (I have no running water, ie i had to stab mysely then let the cloth soak it up then put out the fire, then repeat the process as many times as it took, i lost a fair bit of blood you know). Anyhoo, once i got the fire out with my blood, i still had to sort out my PC (which admittedly was burned to a crisp, oh well it was only a 186). So by this time my mother had come in and said "What the fuck have you been doing in here William?", i tried to explain, but she wouldn't believe me. So to cut a long story short i'm still in prison after my mother sued me for alleged damage to her PC (even though it was mine, i legitmately stole it from her you know...........oops i didn't say that, it was that damned fairy, i'm telling you, they like matches and grand larceny).
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