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Tripewriter from in my room, triping on 2001-12-31 21:37 [#00065237] | |||||||||
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Myself, the tripewriter, have always enjoyed BASEketball. I feel it represents the pinnacle of modern cinema, its innovation lies in its ability to convey the majestic qualities that are synonymous with the sport [imaginary sport maybe, but a great one nonetheless]. It is also a whimsical satire on modern day idiosyncratic [or commercial] (or indeed shit) society, it perfectly ridicules all those aspects that we all love to loathe (or is that loathe to loathe?) |
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Squeak from in a drawer underneath a cupboard on 2001-12-31 21:44 [#00065239] | |||||||||
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Dumb and Dumber is a far superior film, i mean for a start its got some actual actors, not couple of deadbeat, crap hacks of animators who think they make a funny show. Ha i don't find it funny, not funny at all, HAH HAHAHHAHHAHA, you AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fucking crap AAAAAAAAAAA, fucking shit i say, you are losers who need to be totally and utterly slashed. (yes i know i appeared in the film, yes i know it was a prominent part, but they drugged me, honestly, they bribed me with prostitues, with dope, with beer with small gibbons, they bribed me with everything i tell you..............IT WASN'T MY FAULT HONEST TO GOD IT WASN'T) THis goes out to my good friends matt and trey (i love you guys!!!) |
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Jim Carrey from Hand-cuffed to trois lesbians!!!!!!!!!! on 2001-12-31 21:53 [#00065240] | |||||||||
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I loathe Dumb and Dumber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeff Daniels was like a lover to me; but then he dumped me, dumped me for another man (namely Adam Sandler). To squeak: I want to strangle you w/ a custom made hydro-carbon skipping-rope- feel my wrath- MUHHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!11111 No, no my favourite film would have to be DUDE, WHERES MY CAR, now there's a piece of quality if i ever saw one, pure genius. |
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Aron? from Canada on 2001-12-31 22:04 [#00065241] | |||||||||
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two words: pootie tang! |
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BILL (AS IN BILL & TED) from asylum for the mentally divergent on 2001-12-31 22:05 [#00065242] | |||||||||
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Hey ted you asshole, you left me for all your crap films like speed and the matrix, and chain fucking reaction [HA HA]. What were you thinking, i mean there could have been Bill & Ted's fucking road trip and Bill & Ted's Stoked adventures in Wonderland, BUT NOOOOOO, you had to go off and do your own thing, you selfish piece of shit, you fucking goddamn asss raping, rufus fucking, hot babe killing, gormless, wooden ass hole of a fucking shit actor, you will die, oh yes, oh yes, you wil die, AH HA HA HAH HAHHHAHHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG DIE REEVES DIE, GGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, YOU WILL FUCKING DIE, I AM GOING TO SLASH YOUR ASS TO HELL, AH HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, no no don't sedate me, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I'LL CALM DOWN, HONESTLY I WILL (SOUND OF GUARDS RESTRAING AND TRANQUING BILL) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo, you will hahaha....ha.............................ha................ die reeves, oh yes, you will ah ha ...................................(SLEEP) |
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SUICIDAL FAN from making a homemade bomb on 2001-12-31 22:15 [#00065243] | |||||||||
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LONG LIVE BILL, FOR HE IS THE MASTER. DEATH TO TED right now i am making a bomb to put in my shoe, then i wil go to australia to the filming of [i am loathe to say the name of this film] matrix 2 and 3. Then i will light my bomb, and smile as you die reeves, LONG LIVE OUR MASTER ALEX WINTER, FOR HE IS OUR MASTER HIS WORDS ARE MY BIBLE THE QUOTES OF BILL ARE THE WORDS I FOLLOW you will die reeves, you will die, running out of energy need to see the bill and ted films again, quick, STAT.....("OH MY GOD HE'S GONE INTO CARDIAC ARREST DOCTOR"........."QUICK GET ME A TV AND COPIES OF THE BILL AND TED MOVIES OTHERWISE THIS MAN WILL DIE"............"RIGHT DOCTOR, I'LL GO NOW".............."THANK GOD FOR BILL") |
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Smyrma from Saint Louis on 2001-12-31 22:17 [#00065244] | |||||||||
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Pootie Tang, Freddy Got Fingered, and Corky Romano are in the lead for Best Picture in this year's Academy Awards, I've been told. |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-01 00:15 [#00065277] | |||||||||
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POOTIE TANG!!!! HELL YA THAT WAS THE MOVIE OF THE SUMMER. SADATAY!!! |
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Old Beatnik from a jazz bar on 2002-01-01 00:18 [#00065281] | |||||||||
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You lot are a bunch of fucking losers (especially you atkium, you fuck my life?) Its quite obvious that the best movie is amores perros. |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-01 01:07 [#00065320] | |||||||||
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im sorry but my penis has never been in your life...so there |
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bAGPUSS from celebrating in my bank/tank/ on 2002-01-01 01:16 [#00065329] | |||||||||
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can i have it?????? I could do with some male prostitues!!!! Pussy baby |
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8bit on 2002-01-01 01:22 [#00065330] | |||||||||
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the fast and the furious anyone? a modern classic to say the least. |
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muir on 2002-01-01 01:38 [#00065333] | |||||||||
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the mad max series, neverending story, dark crystal, conan the barbarian, amelie, shawshank redemption, go, slc punk, anything with john cussack in it, fight club, 12 monkeys, hackers, cecil b demented, drop dead gorgeous, waiting for mr guffman. there are more. |
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LeMoN on 2002-01-01 03:01 [#00065343] | |||||||||
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Some people have waaay too much time on their hands...tsk tsk |
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