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interesting topic here!!!!!
 

TripeWriter from none of your fuckin business on 2001-12-31 20:36 [#00065221]



A penny saved is a penny eaRNED??!!!


 

bAGPUSS from My luxury kennel baby on 2001-12-31 20:39 [#00065222]



You know i always thought it was:
"A penny earned is a penny earned"
or something like that.

Anyway, if you need any girls (or a new fitness video) then
come see me, pussy baby, ring me on 1-800-pussy


 

Yang/Ying from Hiding in a dragon @the edge of my office on 2001-12-31 20:46 [#00065223]



Greetings and salutations ;)

If a small pagoda collapses in the forest after a plane hits
it, does it get on the news???!! (assuming of course that
the forest is/was of as much importance as the pagoda)

If a weasel totally screws you out of all your money, what
is the likelihood of you being able to get totally stoked???
(ie in a state of total yingyang)

Inner-peace is difficult to obtain: I myself have scoured
this insipid planet for ultimate tranquiltity: Peace out
d00ds!!!



 

Karma thief from somebody else's house on 2001-12-31 20:48 [#00065224]



AH HA, i have found you yang/ying, i have been searching for
you for many years, thank the gods i have found you

now give me all your karma or i'll fuckin kill you


 

Karma police[man] from RadioHead frawd office on 2001-12-31 20:55 [#00065225]



Ve ave u within ahh sights: vlease put down your veapons and
step avay from the "Karma-sucker-upper"......

Now step [slowly] avay from the three-wheeled mini, and
place your hands on the TARMAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

Karma thief from on the run on 2001-12-31 21:00 [#00065227]



no way man, i have searched for yang/ying for all my life,
and i'm not going to give it all up for some pig with a
stupid voice and such shitty clothes [i mean what were you
thinking when you put that on, was your wife dressing you or
something????].

You'll never catch me, for i have the ultimate get away
vehicle, my karma skates, and besides you're a fat bastard,
and me i am fleet on my feet [or something along those
lines]

HA HA fuck you pig


 

Tinkerbell from neverevernevereverfuckineverland on 2001-12-31 21:03 [#00065228]



I have found inner peace, for i have been practicing the
Karma Sutra with my good friend Bill Gates [ahhhhh what a
dreamboat].

Hey Bill where are you? I need your sex


 

Karma police[man] from on foot, running to catch the thief on 2001-12-31 21:05 [#00065229]



vlease vstop vinteruppting, vi vam vying voo vatch a vief,
vOK?????


 

Gummi Bear no. 7 from in a packet of gummi bears, Where else? on 2001-12-31 21:12 [#00065230]



Personally, i like jelly babies, and wine gums if i can get
them, oh yeah.

You know being in a packet is rather demeaning to my person,
why should i be bunched up with a buch of losers squabbling
over who gets eaten first [they really are rather stupid].
Besides packets are like so passe man, i mean why couldn't i
be in a can [now thats the way of the 21st century gummi].

I talk to myself to get intelligent conversation, but its
rather tedious as i am my own worst enemy and periodically
[when i'm bored or lonely] i try to eat myself.


 

Micro-scopic cosm-atic fr33k from inside an enigma wrapped within a second, stupidly poised enigma on 2001-12-31 21:22 [#00065232]



you know being wrapped in an enigma is not like such a good
thing man, i mean no one knows who or what or when or what
or who or why or what or why or when you are, like you
know????

But one thing i have to say is this
you sir [that is yang/ying] are an dimwitted oaf who needs a
good slashing
but i am too small to do it myself so.......

However, size means nothing [as my mother used to say (i
hate my mother, i killed her you know, but i didn't mean to
hurt her, just kill her)]



 

Karma police[man] from on foot, running to catch the thief on 2001-12-31 21:25 [#00065233]



vi veed vackup, vlease vend support, vi am at vackect voad,
vover and vout


 

Bill Gates from again reformatting after windows totally fucked up on 2001-12-31 21:30 [#00065235]



Hi there Tinkerbell, have you been missing me???? i know
i've been missing you, [or your body.......oh yeah].
Yesterday i bought as new volume of the karma for us to
practice, i'll see you later baby (you know it was written
by james stewart in cooperation with norman bates).


 


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