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TripeWriter
from none of your fuckin business on 2001-12-31 20:36 [#00065221]
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A penny saved is a penny eaRNED??!!!
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bAGPUSS
from My luxury kennel baby on 2001-12-31 20:39 [#00065222]
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You know i always thought it was: "A penny earned is a penny earned" or something like that.
Anyway, if you need any girls (or a new fitness video) then come see me, pussy baby, ring me on 1-800-pussy
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Yang/Ying
from Hiding in a dragon @the edge of my office on 2001-12-31 20:46 [#00065223]
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Greetings and salutations ;)
If a small pagoda collapses in the forest after a plane hits it, does it get on the news???!! (assuming of course that the forest is/was of as much importance as the pagoda)
If a weasel totally screws you out of all your money, what is the likelihood of you being able to get totally stoked??? (ie in a state of total yingyang)
Inner-peace is difficult to obtain: I myself have scoured this insipid planet for ultimate tranquiltity: Peace out d00ds!!!
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Karma thief
from somebody else's house on 2001-12-31 20:48 [#00065224]
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AH HA, i have found you yang/ying, i have been searching for you for many years, thank the gods i have found you
now give me all your karma or i'll fuckin kill you
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Karma police[man]
from RadioHead frawd office on 2001-12-31 20:55 [#00065225]
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Ve ave u within ahh sights: vlease put down your veapons and step avay from the "Karma-sucker-upper"......
Now step [slowly] avay from the three-wheeled mini, and place your hands on the TARMAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Karma thief
from on the run on 2001-12-31 21:00 [#00065227]
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no way man, i have searched for yang/ying for all my life, and i'm not going to give it all up for some pig with a stupid voice and such shitty clothes [i mean what were you thinking when you put that on, was your wife dressing you or something????].
You'll never catch me, for i have the ultimate get away vehicle, my karma skates, and besides you're a fat bastard, and me i am fleet on my feet [or something along those lines]
HA HA fuck you pig
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Tinkerbell
from neverevernevereverfuckineverland on 2001-12-31 21:03 [#00065228]
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I have found inner peace, for i have been practicing the Karma Sutra with my good friend Bill Gates [ahhhhh what a dreamboat].
Hey Bill where are you? I need your sex
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Karma police[man]
from on foot, running to catch the thief on 2001-12-31 21:05 [#00065229]
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vlease vstop vinteruppting, vi vam vying voo vatch a vief, vOK?????
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Gummi Bear no. 7
from in a packet of gummi bears, Where else? on 2001-12-31 21:12 [#00065230]
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Personally, i like jelly babies, and wine gums if i can get them, oh yeah.
You know being in a packet is rather demeaning to my person, why should i be bunched up with a buch of losers squabbling over who gets eaten first [they really are rather stupid]. Besides packets are like so passe man, i mean why couldn't i be in a can [now thats the way of the 21st century gummi].
I talk to myself to get intelligent conversation, but its rather tedious as i am my own worst enemy and periodically [when i'm bored or lonely] i try to eat myself.
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Micro-scopic cosm-atic fr33k
from inside an enigma wrapped within a second, stupidly poised enigma on 2001-12-31 21:22 [#00065232]
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you know being wrapped in an enigma is not like such a good thing man, i mean no one knows who or what or when or what or who or why or what or why or when you are, like you know????
But one thing i have to say is this you sir [that is yang/ying] are an dimwitted oaf who needs a good slashing
but i am too small to do it myself so.......
However, size means nothing [as my mother used to say (i hate my mother, i killed her you know, but i didn't mean to hurt her, just kill her)]
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Karma police[man]
from on foot, running to catch the thief on 2001-12-31 21:25 [#00065233]
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vi veed vackup, vlease vend support, vi am at vackect voad, vover and vout
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Bill Gates
from again reformatting after windows totally fucked up on 2001-12-31 21:30 [#00065235]
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Hi there Tinkerbell, have you been missing me???? i know i've been missing you, [or your body.......oh yeah]. Yesterday i bought as new volume of the karma for us to practice, i'll see you later baby (you know it was written by james stewart in cooperation with norman bates).
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