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offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-26 10:45 [#01160946]
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...sadisticaly murder ones WindowsXP?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-26 10:46 [#01160948]
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install it.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-04-26 10:47 [#01160951]
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get some murderous blinds


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-26 10:58 [#01160967]
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Another one... How can one restrain himself from destroying
one's personal computer?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-04-26 11:04 [#01160980]
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Yep, that'll do it no probs.



 

offline DoctorMO from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 11:23 [#01161019]
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Install Linux/BSD or the Windows XK Screen/Computer saver.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-04-26 11:34 [#01161040]
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how does one murder Windows XP?

Change your passwords to randomly typed passwords, and then
go ballistic, which leads me to...

how can one restrain oneself from destroying one's PC?

remember that you can't get anything else so you have to put
up with it


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2004-04-26 11:42 [#01161048]
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one can sadistically murder ones windows XP with a computer
virus or an implement similar to this, and then one can get
windows 2000 and be much happier with ones computer.

but if one wishes to destroy ones computer, one could always
completely disassemble and reassemble ones computer, and by
the time you have done that, you will, and i quote:

"remember that you can't get anything else so you have to
put up with it"


 

offline DoctorMO from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 11:45 [#01161050]
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remove the HKCR tree from the registry.

or for a bit of a laugh, remove the Marlett Font and watch
windows.... hehe.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-04-26 11:46 [#01161051]
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Windows doesn't like you getting rid of Marlett?

fucking fuckpig of a fucking operfuckingrating system


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2004-04-26 11:47 [#01161054]
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how exactly does one suck a fuck?


 

offline DoctorMO from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 11:48 [#01161056]
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do it! do it!

it'll still run, just... no very well.

you can also remove shell32.dll that'll screw it up royally.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-04-26 11:48 [#01161057]
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make a floppy disk of this.

then run it.


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-26 11:48 [#01161059]
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Jesus fucking christ I had win2k before my HD blew up. I was
a much happier person


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2004-04-26 11:56 [#01161073]
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2k is so much better aint it

the only problem i ever had in the whole year so far is that
the bios on my board got fucked up, and every once in a
while my comp decides it hates the nero program and goes
into memory dump mode, but otherwise i've been quite happy
with 2k.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-04-26 11:58 [#01161074]
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win2k is a fantabulous OS... that being said, after about a
month of tinkering i finally got XP tuned to the way i
wanted it, and now i really love it.

XP at home, 2000 at work. i'm very happy with both.


 


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