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Tripewriter from trapped inside a Rubik's Cube on 2001-12-29 12:52 [#00064733] | |||||||||
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Who likes Tarmac? Damn all those who don't, we like raisins! Do you??? If you don't..... |
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james stewart from paralysed in my apartment watching a woman with my camera on 2001-12-29 14:30 [#00064740] | |||||||||
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Hey, fuck you man, i can see you through my fuckin rear window, and i don't like your fuckin face, ok? Ahhhhh, fuck your shit (i do like raisins actually) ok? Fuck you man, fuck you.....man, ahhhh i need a new lens for this goddamn camera. Ahhhhh fuck it, i'm gonna watch that girl again, not you, you fucked up heterodelusional, fuckazoid of a backwards kickflip with a double 1080 (totally stoked by the way), OK?????!!!!!!! |
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Bill Gates from Reformatting Window XP: I hate this fuckin' O/S!!!! on 2001-12-29 14:33 [#00064741] | |||||||||
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What's a raisin? Can I interest anyone in a X-Box??? What about a GameCube???? Bye for now................ |
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Norman bates from in the shower........ on 2001-12-29 14:39 [#00064742] | |||||||||
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SO, what about me????? I'm a fucked up homicidal, psychotic sonofabitch, who dresses up like a raisin by the way Bill, i hate windows and doors and mantlepieces (especially mantlepieces 2000 - what a piece of crap) Anyway, raisins are small dried up pieces of rabbits crap - and i like fuckin raisins cause i'm a psychotic manic grape who loves melon, OK? FYI Bill, i think you are a fuckin well adjusted piece of goddamn quite nice guy on the fuckin whole. |
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Newbie Rev-1.05 from Internet cafe on 2001-12-29 14:45 [#00064743] | |||||||||
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Hi, I like rasins, but I wanted to ask a question: I wanted to know a good place to find out about Tphex Awin- I really like that grape-sucker track!!! Anyhow, thx for your co-operation... By the way I hate tarmac..... |
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Tinkerbell from NEVEREVERNEVERFUCKINVEVERNEVERPLACE on 2001-12-29 14:53 [#00064747] | |||||||||
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DOn't like tarmac eh???? EH Newbie, ?EH I love tarmac and i hate wendy, i 'd have peter all to myself if it wasn't for her, (goddamn i'd like to fuck him even if ia m only 4 inches high) FUck that goddamn wendy, she's gonna die, die like the grape-wrenching loser she is, AAAAAAAAHHHHHGHGHGGHGHHGHGHGHHGGGG, DIE DIE DIE of a heart attack or other natural causes if you wouldn't mind, otherwise...... BTW, Bill i like my X-Box, its pretty nice (though i've had to rip off the the microsoft logo- i have credibility you know, in nevereerevereeevreverretrc... i am the games lord or lordess if you prefer [ooh i want peter]) Anyway i own you at..... {b}(r)[a]{c}(k)[e]{t}(s) |
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Tripewriter from trapped inside a Rubik's Cube on 2001-12-29 14:57 [#00064748] | |||||||||
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Please refrain from spamming my thread- I do hate trolls!!! Now fuck-off the lot of you.....[sound of heavy sobbing- NO! I didn't mean it-Come, COME BACK. I'm soooooooo fuckin' lonely!!!!) |
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james stewart from paralysed in my apartment watching a woman with my camera on 2001-12-29 15:01 [#00064749] | |||||||||
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SOOOOOOOO, you want us back do you? AHHHHH, you fuckin sonofabitch. Got my new lens, pretty big, i've been spying on you tinkerbell, all the the way in etc...land, nice ass, even if you are 4 inches high, you can come over and fuck me anytime. Hey newbie, i'm jimmy, i can see you, nice underwear, you fuckin sad loser you. ANyhoo i need to get back to watchin tinkerbell, wahey... |
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50000.....\/\/|-|0 5|>34|<5 |_337???? |-|3`/ 71|\||<3|)\83|_|_.....`/0|_| |_00|<....|\|1<3... ;) |
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Richard D James from locked in my bank vault on 2001-12-29 15:14 [#00064754] | |||||||||
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Excuse me, but would you please refrain from posting this superfluous gibberish on my executive forum. I am trying to listen a record on my gramophone. Please bear in mind that I am the sole moderator of this forum, and I have the authority to suspend your accounts, henceforth, and indeed expel you from my precious forum. Yours faithfully (not sincerely you'll note) Mr Ricardo Domino James AKA: Richie_baby |
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George W Bush from Corner of the oval office on 2001-12-29 15:26 [#00064755] | |||||||||
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i am the rael moderaer, an i dont like thes stuf, i is seeing. AK???????? i am tying to retak me kay stege 1 SATs, you know???? i mean come on like you know. (faint crying) i's need to study like a marine, or i'll fale agan, and i'll get put in detenten (louder crying), come on, let me study like its 1984, or is that 1997. (full blown sobbing) see y'all later (cue national anthem) "By the sale do you see doo doo doo doo dood o ahahhahh hahahahah la la lala laalalaa and when see my big bomb it will say "howdy y'all" or "fuckin die"" (crying with emotion) SO uh.........oi cave boy, ben faden, or lin daden, or gin baden, or whatever the fuck your name is, please if you wouldn't giving yourself to up to the nearest american marine (we'll all be much happier, even you) p.s merry crimbo bye |
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kylie from Jason Donavan's shrine on 2001-12-29 15:43 [#00064758] | |||||||||
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head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just can't get this thread out of my !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Tripewriter from trapped inside a Rubik's Cube on 2001-12-29 15:46 [#00064759] | |||||||||
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Hey fake pretentious RDJ, you sad muthafucka. NOW BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TOPIC Who likes biscuits? With raisins in them, and chocolater chips OR Who Likes dried rabbit crap and milk? |
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Neil Hamilton from Louis' house on 2001-12-29 16:00 [#00064761] | |||||||||
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[sleaze mode] Hi there, i'm Neil Hamilton, and this is my wife Christine. I was just wondering whether any of you chaps are from national newspapaers or tv stations.......PLEASE!!!!! Anyway, if you are, Myself and Christine will pose in clothes on a small industrial estate for a low, low fee of just £20 per rabbit. [/sleaze mode] [desperation mode] PLEase, i need money to feed christine's mother, with out this i'll have no money for my extravagant, technicoloured striped suits, without which i am nothing, normal suits are like kryptonite to a hamilton. [/desperation mode] [sleaze mode] Are there any film producers out there? YOu might have seen me in such films as Neil goes west and uhhhhhh...the other one... where i played a small russian mouse called neil. If you saw me, you would have noted (no doubt) my great acting ability and sense of timing. So give me a ring on 1-800-Neil_baby (BTW you might also have seen me in Neil goes wet with Christine, and a young girl whose name i don't recall {Tinker something i think} ahem anyway call me, but not if you saw neil goes wet, only if you saw neil goes west (although neil goes wet is a marvellous piece of cinematography) [/sleaze mode] bye bye Neil Baby |
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Bill Gates from Reformatting Window XP: I hate this fuckin' O/S!!!! on 2001-12-29 16:09 [#00064766] | |||||||||
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Hey there, still reformatting here, goddamn windows xp(iece of shit). Oh yes, young newbie, what is an e-mail you ask. What a question, that almost goes beyond a question and becomes more of a zen riddle. Anyway, Microsoft have been puzzling over this newfangled "E-MAIL" doohickey, and we have come to the conclusion that "E-MAIL" is closely interweaved with criminal activity like drug pushing (mmmmmmm dope). Anyway, i advise that you stay away from outlook (get away, get away or the one armed scissor will kill you). What was your other question, or didn't you have one? Oh well, better keep trying with this linux download, Whats a download? Damned if i know, anyhoo i'll see you all later, especially you jimmy, i got a telescope you know, he he. |
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digidogheadlock from under a rock on 2001-12-29 16:12 [#00064768] | |||||||||
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Bob? Is that YOU? |
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Richard D James from locked in my bank vault on 2001-12-29 16:16 [#00064772] | |||||||||
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Who are you calling phony, young fella me lad. You sir, are an dimwitted oaf, who needs a good slashing, if don't mind me saying. Right, i don't think you were listening the first time now were you, i said (and i quote) "PLEASE REFRAIN FROM POSTING YOUR SUPERFLUOUS GIBBERISH ON MY EXECUTIVE FORUM". You got that, yes????? Now begone from this place lest i curse you with a plague of locusts. RIGHT? OK? Begone i say, Gamesmaster is about to start and i really rather fancy dominik Diamond, and old patrick moore, "THE GAMESMASTER", he he, i like his xylophone. Bye now.....please leave or i'll set the dogs on you, I know where you live, James Stewart told me..... |
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Tripewriter from trapped inside a Rubik's Cube on 2001-12-29 16:24 [#00064776] | |||||||||
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BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!???????? Who the goddamn fucking hell is fucking goddamn bob, hey, hey???????? And who the fuck are you to accuse me of being a bob, HEY HEY????? ALL bob's are sad, lonely, repressed, child raping, gibbon licking ass holes who need a good slashing. HEY Whatever the fuck your name is, what was it, digifuckhead, NO? HA HA HA fucking bob, thATS A LAugh, HA HA AH. YOU fuckin piece of backward, shit kicking, inbred, double fuck weasling, ferret of a goddamn pseudo stoat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now fuck off, and never call me bob again, or else i'll set tinkerbell on you (and she can be bloody violent when she's horny). OK????????? See ya later Tripewriter (AKA ANOTHER BOB [not the same one you understand, i'm the exception to the rule, although i am repressed]) |
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Will the real bob please stand up from I'm just standing here on 2001-12-29 16:34 [#00064778] | |||||||||
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The only exception to the rule, you say, this is silent bob, i am totally like unrepressed man, i'm also totally stoked...........ahh bye |
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Snake from cell-bound on 2001-12-29 16:38 [#00064780] | |||||||||
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Oh man....I'm gonna like totally kill you, man.... I like like totally want your, like souls!!!! [Kinda] Snake-the-seriously-stoaked-sonofabitch To free speech/dope!! Dedicated to the late pseudo-stoat-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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The (supposedly dead) pseudo-stoat from Watchin willy wonka on 2001-12-29 16:41 [#00064781] | |||||||||
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Dead am i????? HE HE, i live, i live to get stoked and watch willy wonka and get totally drunk and shoot ferret and sue my weasel lawyer and fuck a prostitute called tinkerbell and maybe (just maybe) get some sleep. |
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Snake from cell-bound (or am I???) on 2001-12-29 16:53 [#00064785] | |||||||||
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Your like majorly back, man!!! |
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Newbie Rev-1.06 from Internet cafe on 2001-12-29 16:58 [#00064786] | |||||||||
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Hey Bill, Please don't kill me, I reaaally do like Tarmac-Tinkerbell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BY the way i saw you in amsterdam last week didn't i?) [cue heavy dribbling] Cya Pals PS what's all this L337 Speak, I keep hearing about??? |
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aperson on 2001-12-29 17:01 [#00064787] | |||||||||
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gibberishman said: Hey Who speaks leet? Tinkerbell you look nice... |
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|_337-5|>34|<0|)\ from 1|\|51|)3 `/0|_||)\ |[1|)\3\/\/4|_|_!!!!! on 2001-12-29 17:02 [#00064788] | |||||||||
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aperson on 2001-12-29 17:05 [#00064790] | |||||||||
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This message utilizes the latest hardcore technology... *something*... me too. |
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aperson on 2001-12-29 17:06 [#00064792] | |||||||||
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Oh, that word is confused muah I 0wn j00 []D[][]\/[][]D |
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aperson on 2001-12-29 17:06 [#00064793] | |||||||||
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Oh, that word is confused muah I 0wn j00 []D[][]\/[][]D |
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Tinkerbell from NEVEREVERNEVERFUCKINVEVERNEVERPLACE on 2001-12-29 17:09 [#00064796] | |||||||||
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Hey aperson, this is tinkerbell, you're fukin right i look nice, (i want to fuck the newbie, is he a virgin?) SO aperson eh? Nice name, now enough of the small talk DO you like tarmac? IF you don't, i'll get norman to slash your ass IF you do, then you can fuck me right now, i fuck anyone who likes tarmac i.e. anyone whatsoever. So how about it aperson? (Jimmy will be jealous, but don't worry my dear, he's a sad cripple in a wheelchair [sorry jimmy]) |
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aperson on 2001-12-29 17:14 [#00064798] | |||||||||
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Fuck Jimmy! Fuck you! Fuck Tinkerbell (Yeah) Can I just fuck all of them? I don't want to get my ass slashed as it may cause unforseen difficulties while on the waste removal system. Even though I do not like tarmac (fuck tarmac) I do not want strikes down the other side of my body. Fuck you jimmy! Fuck you! |
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Norman bates from in the shower........ on 2001-12-29 17:22 [#00064803] | |||||||||
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HEY you bloody, goddamn fuckbeat, i am gonna hunt your ass down and kill you like the bitch you are. You know Tinkerbell's crying because of you, and one thing i hate to see is a fairy crying (especially one who will fuck you in reward). SO you psychotic (oh wait i'm psychotic), SO you goddamn piece of pseudo-deranged, depraved, delusional, demented, self deprecating fucked up loser, i am gonna rip out your rectum and feed it to you, then rip off your balls and stuff them up your ass, then i'm gonna rip the small, weak spinal cord out of your ass and put it in my fridge. RIGHT????????? Thats to "aperson", btw..... |
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aperson on 2001-12-29 17:27 [#00064808] | |||||||||
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well eat this aperson!!!! I ow(n... your speelling suks) joo all (Buncha crap that is not 1337) Oh and FUCK YOU NORMAN! FUCK YOU UP THE ASS! YEAH THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK! A STRANGER IN THE ASS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Puts metal cover over ass* Slash me now! SLASH ME NOW YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF PSEUDO-RETARDED MONKEY SHIT! |
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james stewart from paralysed in my apartment watching a woman with my camera on 2001-12-29 17:36 [#00064810] | |||||||||
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Like to be fucked in the ass do ya? Well each to their own as i always say (but in the ass you are one sick piece puppy). And you upset Tinkerbell, goddamn you, you know i can see you, sitting there naked tapping away at the keyboard, and to be honest its not a pretty sight. SO fuck you, and stop insulting our resident l337 SPEAKER: sO HE MISSED OUT A |\|- WHO CARES????????? Fucking piece of anally retentive, pedantic shit, one fuckin letter. You loser, now go put on some clothes, before i vomit. |
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aperson on 2001-12-29 17:37 [#00064811] | |||||||||
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|\|07 `/0|_||)\ 8|)\0|<3 455 |\|1993|)\!!!! 1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 |[|_|<|<1|\|9 |>53|_||)0-57047!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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pseudo-stoat from Watchin willy wonka on 2001-12-29 17:45 [#00064815] | |||||||||
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so.....there was a stoat, a weasel and a ferret and they were going down the pub, you know, yeah? right, so they get there, and the stoat has a guiness, the weasel has a fosters and the ferret has a shot of whiskey, yeah? so they're talkin' to each other and the stoat buggers off to the toilet. so theres the ferret and the weasel sittin there, and the ferret says "what the fuck are we doing here anyway? i thought we were going to his house to watch willy wonka", so the weasel says "we were but he changed his mind or somethin.......fucked if i know". then the stoat comes back and says "this is goddamn boring i wanna go pull a 1080 at home, get totally stoked and watch willy wonka". so they're sitting at home and the stoat is on the phone, yeah? you know? so the stoat whos a schizophrenic says "this is a quiet study room", "i'm sorry sir, did you want a number", "yeah i want the number to this house cause its a goddamn quiet study room!!!!!!", "right sir, what house would that be precisely", "this house, my house you fuckin fool", "but...ah...i mean whats the address sir", "i dunno, make it up......i'm too stoked", "ok sir....uh....how about 845123", "yeah, yeah that'll do". so the ferret and the weasel are arguing now about willy wonka, so the stoat (whos a schizophrenic) jumps in and punches the weasel in the ear shouting at him "this is a loud study room". so the weasel pulls out his gun...................... |
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Tripewriter from Face pressed against james Stewart's window! on 2001-12-29 17:52 [#00064819] | |||||||||
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Once upon a timeless time... ...Snowhite was turning eighteen. The Seven Dwarfs were always very educated and polite with Snowhite. When they go out to work in the morning, they promise a *huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddenly, the door opened, and the Seven Dwarfs enter..... |
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Tinkerbell from NEVEREVERNEVERFUCKINVEVERNEVERPLACE on 2001-12-29 17:55 [#00064820] | |||||||||
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Who the fuck is this Snowwhite hey????? And precisely how huge was/is this surprise, i think i'd like to get in on that action. So seven dwarfs are there? How tall are they? More than 4 inches? I think seven might just be enough to satisfy me for a few hours........mmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Neil Hamilton from Louis' house on 2001-12-29 18:17 [#00064822] | |||||||||
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[press conference mode] ME again, i'd like to comment on my alleged appearance in the film "The Big Hamilton". I'd like to say that i categorically did not feature in this film (unless of course you think its good, then of course it was me and all credit should go to myself Neil "The Big" Hamilton). [/press conference appearance] Anyway, are there any producers out there? I never got any replies you know. [sleaze mode] Hey there, I'm Neil, (As in neil baby) and i think i would be great as a replacement for richard and judy in the morning, "Neil and Christine", you know it would be great, i mean Lorraine Kelly, i think we all know who the public would rather wake up to...... [/sleaze mode] ta ta, my dears |
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Bagpuss from kennels on 2001-12-29 18:37 [#00064826] | |||||||||
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[pimp mode] hi there, i'm pussy, and i'm here to say that my new (almost mythical) fitness video will be available from my kennel at the low price of £199.99. Oh yeah, and if you want or need any girl's come see me and my cronies in my luxury kennel, pussy baby!!!!! [/pimp mode] |
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pseudo-stoat from my fuckin house on 2001-12-29 21:03 [#00064843] | |||||||||
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so the ferret and the stoat stand there with their hands in the air, begging, pleading with the weasel. The phone rings, and with the weasel's attention momentarily diverted, the stoat runs away, fucks off to paris to get a prostitute. The weasel turns only to see the ferret running away down to the pub. "Fuck it", the weasel says and answers the phone, "Mr Weasel", "Yes thats me", "congratulations you have just won in our alternative sweepstakes", "Really?", "Oh yes, you have one half a bag of gummie bears you poor sad fuckwit", "Stoat? Is that you?", "Yeah, he he, bye". Weasel puts down the phone, only to find the ferret running in with a shotgun in his hands, clearly outgunned, the weasel puts his hand in his fur and pulls out a machine gun, the ferret pulls out a rocket launcher, the weasel pulls out a ray gun, the ferret pulls a tank out of his ass and gets in it, the weasel sweat on his brow then pulls out a most feared object, a legal contract........................ |
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aperson on 2001-12-29 21:13 [#00064849] | |||||||||
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AUGH YOU SUCK! |
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aperson on 2001-12-29 21:22 [#00064850] | |||||||||
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java from inside java on 2002-01-01 03:45 [#00065366] | |||||||||
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YO man, i am like gonna totally double kickflip this thread back up, with a double fucked up twist in a apex position. |
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