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offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-11 23:34 [#01138862]
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Portland, 10:30pm
mappatazee walks down the sidewalk

Transient approaches, brandishing a squeegee, wearing beanie
and sunglasses.
(scene: pan to accentuate time of night)
assuméd window freelance window-washer

window washer: I'll give you one dollar for a cigarette.
mappatazee: I'll give you a cigarette. do you need a
light?
window washer takes cigarette
window washer: no.
window washer says something about his squeegee and new
york.

mappatazee: all right, later
begin exit

window washer interjects, saying something about a
light

mappatazee returns and lights cigarette

mappatazee: you're from new york?
window washer: yeah, where are you from?
mapptatazee: i live here
window washer: brooklyn, born and raised. I was in a gang
window washer lifts outer shirt to reveal black t-shirt
emblazoned with a pair of FlAmInG dIcE

mappatazee nods with impression
mappatazee: nice. later
begin exit

"gangsta" hits mappatazee on the back with his
squeegee

"gangsta": grab my other squeegee, I need it
turns to show squeegee lodged in his backpack
mappatazee pulls out the squeegee and gives it to
him.

mappatazee: hardcore pause have a good night.
"gangsta": piss off

end scene



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-11 23:48 [#01138864]
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the moral of the story is that smoking is bad for you


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-11 23:49 [#01138866]
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he didn't even respect the fact that they were nat shermans,
from the great city of new york itself!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-11 23:52 [#01138867]
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NAT SHERMANS?!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-11 23:54 [#01138869]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #01138867



hahah,
havana ovals is what they were too.

they are making me sick though.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-11 23:55 [#01138870]
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i like this one better


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-04-12 00:15 [#01138877]
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thanks for a good story


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-12 00:33 [#01138880]
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prison is supposed to be a really hard place to get out
of



 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-04-12 00:36 [#01138882]
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¶


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-12 00:38 [#01138883]
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oh mappatazee... such a bright boy should know better of the
dangers of tobacco smoke inhalation.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-12 00:39 [#01138888]
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question: what is hoig?



 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-12 00:41 [#01138892]
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I couldn't think of a title. So I wrote 'hoig'.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-04-12 11:46 [#01139355]
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HOiG
i've got your s
..


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-12 11:50 [#01139361]
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ill ahve to check taht book out

whats the "i" picture ?


 


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