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I was in the shops the other day and to my amazement there was a self-service check out, which did not require an assistant. If this trend continues, everyone will be out of work, so who will have money to spend at these automatic shops. I believe technology is taking over. One day I will wake up and my kidneys will be mechanical. |
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Cue the inevitible joke: Q. What's big, white and sits and the end of your bed taking the piss? A. A kidney dialysis machine. |
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That would be great. Pair them with a mechanical liver and I could get pissed up every day without worrying about the consequences. Mechanical lungs, now there's an idea! |
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actually... we'll be having problems when all work there is to do is done by robots. Because we'll need a way of looking at these robots - and it's not as simply as it may seem at first. They aren't real (alive/living) so we should not add any value to 'them' and yet we get something from 'them', and ... well it is really complicated. And very unnatural. still busy with school, teeth? I am ... a lot. =/ |
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those things are a god send in tesco ! So easy to use and much quicker than waiting for an assistant to finish yapping with the woman in front |
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Don't worry, you too will be replaced soon enough, and responsibilties once delegated to you will be foisted upon the mechanical midgets swarming everywhere. Your role will become similar to that of a dog. enjoy, |
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affected. |
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i hope there will be mechanical planets in the future we wont have to worry about rettich then |
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i like teeth a lot, hes very creative |
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yeah you can see that in his avatar |
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I plan to halt further technological advancements by destroying/banning all forms of rope and cardboard in the world. Once these two fundamental materials are gone, I will watch the world grind to a halt, and relax in the comfort of my cardboard-rope chair. |
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hi Dan. i was just thinking this morrn: 'wherre the hell's Dan?' |
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you know the value of that chair will like increase 10^8 times |
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i'm not one of them people who drrinks just forr the sake of getting drrunk. wait... i am. but still, the no booze 'thing', makes no sense to me. if you don't want a dead kidney then don't drrink huge amounts, but by God we all need a drrink now and then, if only to stop the shakes. |
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wait a second ^^ that's in the wrrong thrread. |
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you suck man you really do and those glasses... |
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'no photo available' yeah *rroll eyes*, verry funny, verry arrty. |
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poop? |
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JAroen is dead. His dad killed him because of a message that I sent via MSN. |
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forr april fool's lots of people rreplaced theirr avatarr with the 'no photo available' default image, and that was his cute spin on it.. |
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i know, i'm jus' bustin' his ballz |
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fuck u am hip |
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