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Im almost 24....! |
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THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! MONOID !!! |
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I swear that was glitch ... Someone rewrote the Matrix when I posted that. What it should have said is "OMG!!!!!!!! MONOID THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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Monoid, I worry about you |
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if you're still a virgin when you turn 50, then worry... |
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youre not missing much. |
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sex, unlike autechre, is overrated. |
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Comone, guys who here is the oldest virgin...Adjnit it...its not a shame being a loser |
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how long without sex turns one back into being virgin? |
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I thought you had sex with a hooker? Or were you just making that up? Dude go take a walk in a trailer park with 5 grams of weed, I'm sure you'll run into some chick that will do you. |
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Uhh..never fucked a hooker, that thread was just a joke....lol |
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I am 26 and still a virgin. |
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I'm pretty sure it's you, Monoid. |
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hey thats disguisting. Moniod obviously has standards. Standars so great that he's not about to throw them out just to get laid. |
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Congrats, Ill be there in 2 years! |
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Buy a flesh light ! |
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YOu mean "just like" not "unlike" :{P |
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aren't you in a band now? I'm sure that, if nothing else, will attract some ladies. Also, be sure to buy that 'cool' (as horse factory labeled it) penis-guitar, that will make the ladies wet, even before you touch them. If you think it's a big thing, then just try harder. |
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It's okay monoid. I read about this famous inventor guy (invented the AC motor), he died a virgin, like 70 years or something. |
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oh yeah, Nicola Tesla was his name |
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It's OK MOnoid, your mum's still a virgin. |
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Fuck that would suck man, 70?!?!?!?!! |
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look out! virginpusher might push you!! |
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It's not even that good. |
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And now, for something completly diffrent |
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In comparison to foreplay. |
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that actually made me laugh. :) |
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I'm almost 36 and still a virgin. Now my goal is to outdo nikola tesla. I bought some porn. Now I finally know what girls have on their crotches. If you men find these crotch mollusks arrousing, then I donate my significant other to the male populous as a whole to fight over, wherever she is. All I need is my vhs collection of the smurfs. |
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rrright.. another thread dead.. |
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you fucking mother fucker. what was that? were they going to use that siphon to put eels in his/her ass? |
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I found out he lived to be 87 years old. Tough to beat yo. |
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Oh my god |
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you can't stop rock and roll. |
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TELL ME NOW. WERE THEY GOING TO PUT THOSE EELS INTO THEIR RECTUM? HUH? HUH? TELL ME! |
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I guess not. |
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I don't know if they were on crack or what, but wired magazine had an interview with nikola tesla, while he was dead I suppose. In that... interview.. he predicted that he would live to be over 100 years old. He's more eccentric than aphex twin. |
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Hey! At least we're not discussing monoid's cherry anymore. Pirate any good warez lately? |
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I don't even think monoid is a virgin, he's more of a troll on this messageboard - he just does things to get attention. Atleast he makes up a lot of stuff, so one doesn't know what is true / not which makes problems easy to discuss (monoid; going to Spain will solve your problem, and you will also get a nice tan). |
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please explain what that videoclip was about? |
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"It's not even that good." Rubbish. |
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get a prostitute..... |
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yes they were putting eels in her rectum. It made me laugh when they all popped out. There were tons of them. |
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The eels were smarter than the actors in that video. |
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wtf are you talking about? eels? rectum? explain please, in words. |
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"eel" and "rectum" are words. They don't belong in the same sentence, but they're words. |
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if they do not belong in the same sentence why where they used in the same sentence several times in this thread? Please explain, in words. If you want to, draw a mind-map. |
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I only saw about 2 seconds. I heard splashing, looked like a bathtub environment, saw a persons backside with a 'funnel' and someone was going to put 'something' in the funnel. At that point my pee-pee started to become hard so I turned it off because Jesus would not approve. |
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Two asian gals, one with funnel in rectum. Other asian gal putting eels into the funnel, ultimately into funnelgal's anus. At the end of the clip, funnelgal shat out a whole mess of tiny eels. Pretty revolting stuff. They were giggling and chuckling the whole time. |
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that sounds fucking crazy. poor eels! I don't think watching that clip will do me any good. Internet does bring crazyness closer to the people. It's not like humans are crazy for real, but it shows that our culture is. |
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The eels, I mean. They were the ones giggling. |
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