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ben franklin said... "eat to live, and not live to eat," but i doubt he knew about chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream "crying over spilled milk is ridiculous. crying over spilled CHOCOLATE milk is another matter..." "a penny saved is a penny earned. 499 more and you can buy a sandwich." "never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today, unless there's something really good on TV." "t err is human, to blame it on someone else is awesome." "a fool and his money are soon taken advantage of by a girl." "actions speak louder than words, which is why the megaphone was invented." "april showers bring may flowers, and catastrophic flooding that kills millions." "money may be the root of all evil, but if YOU'VE got a better idea how to get sex, i'd love to hear it." "love makes the world go round." hh, and here i thought it was because of angular momentum originated at the beginning of the solar system when it was nothing more than a spinning ball of clouds and gas. silly me. "never speak ill of the dead." ever hear of a little thing called ZOMBIES?! "time cures all things, except herpes." "if you can't have your cake and eat it too, then what the fuck is the point?" "life is like a box of chocolates, in that sometimes you'll go to the mall and get your mom a $20 box of them for christmas, and then you'll be poking around in the living room over a year later and find that the chocolates haven't been opened, so you help yourself to a few and then put the box back hoping no one notices." |
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He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. Friedrich Nietzsche |
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how much is sex costing nowadays? I heard that bj's are like $5, but thats from a desperate hooker/crack whore. |
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from your mom they're free!!! WHAT NOW!!! |
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"Fuck your face" -Craig Van Duren |
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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. |
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TIME - mappatazee |
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funny but true |
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let us go and hump the xltronic dot. |
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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. are you refering to your avatar? Or isn't that red 'thing' blood? |
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a smile will gain you ten more years of life. im never leaving xltronic. |
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that red thing is indeed hella blood. |
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i'm more into nouns, but that's just me. |
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a proverb isn't a syntactic element of language |
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but its made of dyntactic elements of language... "poetry is a celestial attack" Vicente huidobro |
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I know, but I think he was confusing proverbs with adverbs or something |
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"silent mother fuckers!!!! 2,000 years of lies are enough" Nicanor Parra ps: i like this guy... |
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adverbs + proverbs can be a weird mix ;) |
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pro verbs pro choice pro *insert something here* i was making a funny. apparently that didn't go down very well. |
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Pro fhylactic it works thecurbcreeper!!! |
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never fart in a black horned rhinosauruse's face when you're not wearing very thick armor. Actually, when you're not in a tank. someone studies proverbs, and supposedly, almost all of them have a complementary opposite version. So just ignore them all. |
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maybe that complementary opposite version may be better than the original version. who knows... ( i dont btw) |
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oh fuck, I've been had! |
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?? |
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ones with opposite meaning. |
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yep i got it... bad opposhit, contradictions indeed |
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"t err is human" Come on. Am I the only one who found that funny? |
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is it surprising that there should be pairings of proverbs that are contradictory? they are, afterall, simply statements or observations that people have made; they are not some magical absolute truths. |
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exaciticallishly |
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