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i make love to my hand so i don't need you honey i beat my shit like it owes me money |
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i hope you wash your hands after you beat your shit and before you beat your meat. |
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hmm...nonsense threads = wrath of xlt crew. |
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Lather, rinse, repeat. |
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Masturbation is depressing. |
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What is your recovery period? |
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"i can come ten times a day! i can keep it hard for two hours at a time! not the type?!" |
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I can manage about 5 times in a 12 hour period before I feel as though I have been punched in the groin. |
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HE HAS A MACHINE TO DO IT FOR HIM!!!! |
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absolutely no hands involved |
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Whoa, i only have the hand-crank model... Respect to you my brother. |
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harrrrrrrrr ahrahrhrhrhh |
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ahahahaha |
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Masturbation is depressing. |
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Masturbation is depressing. |
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Depends... I don't find finger fucking a fit female all that depressing myself. |
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You know what I meant, you pedant you |
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You should have drawn a clearer distinction to negate any chance of misinterpretation. |
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omg my points are symmetric now |
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that's goddamned hilarious that's so hilarious, it's the bomb! |
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A points palindrome. oscillik: That is now the most overused picture in the history of xlt. |
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hehhehe i do try ;) you think it might end up being my trademark? |
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No but it might end up getting you on my shit list. When I am on my phone it takes ages to load. |
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ahhh sorry mate didn't realise i shall cut down on my blast usage |
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yes, we should all stop posting pictures just in case Lee happens to be accessing via his phone! :@ |
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funny how you didn't show your defiance by posting a message with that reply you scared of him? lol i was just being polite heh |
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I don't mind occassional pictures...but repeated use of the same picture for no real purpose annoys me a bit. I don't mind when I am at home and I don't really read the board on my phone all that much anyway, just when I do it would be better not to have them. |
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Hark at you! |
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That sounds like the name of a fucking pokémon. |
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hehehhe i fucking hate pokemon |
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every one of you fails because you did not notice i was quoting the most recent episode of the EPIC MASTERPIECE chappelle's show season 2. i'm so disappointed in you guys. ps "chappelle's show is not broadcast in my area" is not a valid excuse, as something like that that merits moving. |
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Chappelle's show is not broadcast in my area. |
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why do you still live in that god-forsaken hellscape then? |
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I ask myself the same question every night. *goes to get a length of rope* |
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the one episode I've seen was funny |
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RAPE REMINDS ME OF A SWINGSET> |
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