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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-03-22 14:53 [#01113945]
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For real.
My friend forced me to sit through Resident Evil (which sucked) and House of the Dead (which sucked worse), and i remember seeing Street Fighter and Super Mario Bros. as kids - god what awful films.
I really can't excited at all about video game based movies. Even worse, Metroid is about to become a film - and it's being made by the guys who did the American Pie and Final Destination films.
There is no god.
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-03-22 14:54 [#01113948]
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kylie was good in Street Fighter.
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promo
from United Kingdom on 2004-03-22 14:55 [#01113950]
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Sure do. You can include Tomb Raider in the list under 'suck hard movies'. Tron was good though - very good.
Hey Oddi want to check my latest track :D?
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-22 14:56 [#01113952]
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Thats verrrry sad to hear about Metroid.. American Pie = worst series ever.
However, there are 2 you're forgetting about that are classics - Ninja Turtles 1 and 2! (3 was a powerful lesson in shite-tactics and faggotry of the film industry, but 1 and 2 were good).
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promo
from United Kingdom on 2004-03-22 14:57 [#01113954]
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Mutant Turtles absolutely!!!
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-03-22 14:58 [#01113957]
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Undoubtedly! Tomb Raider movies suck loudly, for example. Super Mario sucked, too. And Mortal Kombat - wat was made first - a game or a movie? Anyway, it sucked also.
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-03-22 14:58 [#01113958]
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actually, zeph.... you could easily argue that those were based on comics or the cartoon before they had anythign to do with the games.
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-03-22 14:59 [#01113959]
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turtles was a cartoon before a game though so you can just go and cowabunga your small pecker till the cows come home.
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promo
from United Kingdom on 2004-03-22 14:59 [#01113960]
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Turtles rule!!!!!!
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-03-22 15:00 [#01113963]
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or what he said ;)
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-03-22 15:00 [#01113964]
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but i agree, the first two ninja turtle movies were quite alright.
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-03-22 15:02 [#01113971]
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alright if you dig replacement henchmen instead of the og retards.
tokah and razar.... pfft.
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fungusman
from Monster Island on 2004-03-22 15:04 [#01113974]
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Fungusman disagrees, Double Dragon was a great film!
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-03-22 15:06 [#01113978]
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hahahahah!
fungusman, youre my hero!
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-22 15:06 [#01113979]
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Yeah well, the comic and cartoon both sucked SUPREME DICKWAD. Seriously, you may THINK you liked it, but you were probably 5 when you last saw it (except for mc_303 who watches it daily), but if you download an episode to re-investigate you will clearly see that the cartoon was both WANKTASTIC and QUEERTACULAR. Therefore I win by default.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-22 15:07 [#01113983]
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The turtles were all pussy bastards... omg just thinking about the voice acting makes me want to fuckstart my own head.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-22 15:07 [#01113985]
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(in the cartoon that is....)
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-03-22 15:08 [#01113986]
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Whats up with watching the Turtles daily? At least I don't read books
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2004-03-22 15:12 [#01113992]
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Movie-based videogames suck just as hard btw.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-22 15:14 [#01113994]
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So true... hey btw what happened to that badass avatar you had earlier?
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2004-03-22 15:16 [#01113996]
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You mean the animated one?
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-22 15:17 [#01113998]
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yeah, it was ridiculously cool
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2004-03-22 15:18 [#01114001]
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I know, except for the traces of white around the face. It's from the same makers of this avatar I got now, only this one's more old ;)
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-22 15:19 [#01114003]
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well, you know what they say: out with the old, in with the new!! :D
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2004-03-22 15:21 [#01114007]
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It's all from the bitmap brothers. Old commodore amiga legends in gamemaking. That animated face was from a game called the chaos engine, and it was ridiculously lush for it's time. I still am influenced by that graphical style when it comes to art.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-22 15:24 [#01114009]
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w0w... yeah for commodore that would be amazing.... sounds like it was a pretty tight game.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-03-22 15:29 [#01114020]
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hey, i liked the cartoon too - it was the bomb when i was a kid.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-03-22 15:29 [#01114023]
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well put they do!
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morguean
from Calgary (Canada) on 2004-03-22 16:04 [#01114056]
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ahah. that is the best line i've heard all day
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warpphex
from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 16:22 [#01114081]
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x-tomatic: Robocop arcade game was good for a laugh ,i used to get a hard on when he got his big gun ou................................... dam :(
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-22 16:32 [#01114092]
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WRONGGGG!!
well, at least on one game.. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.. is pretty great.
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2004-03-22 16:35 [#01114094]
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Not wrong, it's not based on a movie, just on the star wars universe, I meant direct movie tie-ins. ;)
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-03-22 16:44 [#01114115]
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i agree, that is a great game, but it takes more from the books than it does the films. what we meant is games based on movies, licensed titles meant to rack up profit from a movie's success, or to boost publicity for the film.
come to think of it, Robocop on the NES was pretty good.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-22 16:48 [#01114121]
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yeah, the key phrase being "when I was a kid." you must have missed the part of my post that is as follows: "but you were probably 5 when you last saw it" ;)
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-03-22 16:56 [#01114135]
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you can't punish an adult for his choices as a child. let's leave it at that.
anyways, bill and ted on the NES? hoo-boy, that sucked.
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warpphex
from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 17:00 [#01114144]
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I cant remember much about night breed game, was it any good ?.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-03-22 17:02 [#01114149]
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never played it actually.
they're making a Max Payne movie too (old news) and Doom and Duke Nukem films are currently in pre-production hell. Maybe they'll blast their way out.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-22 17:02 [#01114151]
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apparently an Unreal Tournament movie is in production.. oh dear.
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warpphex
from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 17:04 [#01114154]
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Well i hope at least one of them will be good.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-22 17:17 [#01114170]
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true, but just because you perceived something as cool 10-15 years ago doesn't mean it still is. Saying you did drugs as a kid to your co-workers under the impression that you won't be held accountable or recieve biased reactions in the future from them doesn't excuse you from when such things actually happen. Sometimes things need to be refreshed in your mind to be truly taken into perspective, IMO.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-22 17:18 [#01114171]
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oh, and please tell me that you are just joking?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-22 17:23 [#01114174]
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I was just joking. :)
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2004-03-22 17:48 [#01114199]
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No it's true, it's gonna star renowned A-list actors such as Billy "Tae Bo" Blanks, Dolph Lundgren, Brigitte Nielsen, a host of gangsta rappers using their rapnames and Frankie Muniz who will be used as live bait for some Skaarj troopers. Can't wait to see it! :D
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-22 17:49 [#01114202]
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man I'd drop everything for that!!
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-03-22 17:51 [#01114206]
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I knew X-Men was a comic to begin with, but the X-Men movies are actually alright.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-22 17:53 [#01114209]
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I hated the first one. haven't seen the 2nd one.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-03-22 17:57 [#01114212]
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I saw Mario Brothers in the theater many years ago, and I left depressed and scared. So it probably sucked...
Double Dragon was awesome, though. Everybody was so colorful, it was lots of fun. Wheeee! Abobo was absolutely disgusting, and that's what counts.
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