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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-21 22:20 [#00063294] | |||||||||
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i had a girlfriend for my birthday tomorrow. i'd be guaranteed sex! |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-21 22:30 [#00063295] | |||||||||
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i'm pathetic... |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-21 22:41 [#00063296] | |||||||||
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A girl just called me two seconds ago. :-p |
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Frothbottom from New York on 2001-12-21 23:17 [#00063318] | |||||||||
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hevqup: you should take a long break from your computer, and go for a long walk in the moony field. 'twill solve all of your problems. |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-21 23:50 [#00063370] | |||||||||
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twould be possiiiiible if i was not at work. 15 minutes a-more and i'm a freeman. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-21 23:51 [#00063375] | |||||||||
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Oh for fuck's sake, you'll NEVER be a free man, the constraints of society prevent it! |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-21 23:54 [#00063379] | |||||||||
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then i give up. the world has won, but nonetheless, i have constructed a doomsday device for this day. |
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JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 23:55 [#00063381] | |||||||||
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i'll set mine off first!!! |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-21 23:56 [#00063384] | |||||||||
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BLAM!!! Beat you fuckers to it. How am I still typing? Suicide and a doomsday device, and I'm still chugging along. |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-21 23:57 [#00063388] | |||||||||
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my soul has taken the form of air. now i can stare at nake girlies all i want. |
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JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 23:59 [#00063391] | |||||||||
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and your penis is transparent and cannot be grasped in any way. Only 2 minutes after entering the cheer leaders locker room does he realize, He is in hell. |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2001-12-22 06:37 [#00063473] | |||||||||
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^ that's quite funny & clever |
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an astute observer on 2001-12-22 08:15 [#00063481] | |||||||||
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look in the newspaper for the ads in the back of the sports section, that say "oriental massage and steam room". bring 250 in cash. first you will get a nice massage, then you can have sex with a nice lady who is basically a slave brought from China in the hope of a new life. you will have to wear a condom. or if you prefer, look up on the internet for your local bathhouse. they are not marked. bring 20 in cash. talk off your clothes inside, put on a towel, have sex with twenty different guys, they will line up to blow you or rim you if you are young. as a bonus, you will get venereal disease! |
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Loogie from UK on 2001-12-22 13:15 [#00063517] | |||||||||
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I feel like a slave to this material world. I wish I lived in a mud hut in a very hot place where life is simple. |
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