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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 12:49 [#01113738]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Hi guys. After reading the last two posts by w M w and
looking at his shocking avatar, I stumbled upon the
following realisation:

"You can make chocolate out of cocoa beans!!!!!!!!"

I then continued to develop this idea further and further
until I had satisfied myself. Then I took another look at w
M w and decided that he was in the process of having a mid
life crisis. His world is collapsing. He is a nervous wreck.
He needs help. This thread is where we can offer our support
for w M w in his time of need. If you have nothing
supportive to say, then please leave. I must now continue my
work on the cocoa bean factory.

Love

horsefactory

xx


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-22 12:50 [#01113739]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



I think he's hitting puberty.

look at the NIN lyric he has for an avatar now.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-03-22 12:55 [#01113742]
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He has been hitting purberty for years leaving a string of
mentally shattered teens in his wake.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 12:58 [#01113746]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



I'm touched.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-03-22 12:59 [#01113747]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



he's a small shell script written by a suicidal avante guard
computer programmer in the mid 80s.

it's really pretty amazing that the machine is still running
really.

we love you just the way you are wmw.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2004-03-22 13:19 [#01113765]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker



<3


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-03-22 13:25 [#01113774]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict | Followup to w M w: #01113746



i want to be touched


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 13:30 [#01113778]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



This club is a scam. There are hidden fees when you sign up.
I think it might even be a cult.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 13:33 [#01113786]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #01113778



Silence! These cocoa beans aint self-shovelling!


 

offline raskolnikov from Miami (Mexico) on 2004-03-22 13:35 [#01113787]
Points: 357 Status: Lurker



dont say anything about NIN lyrics!!!

i like his music


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 13:42 [#01113795]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Is my avatar really NIN lyrics? It was a cooincidence that
we both made the catchy hip phrase independently. In fact,
one could say that NIN used w M w lyrics. Except for the
minor fact that his use of them precedes mine in time... but
that doesn't really matter because everyone knows that time
is a loop where nothing can really be said to occur before
anything else. piuhhjo


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-03-22 14:14 [#01113877]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker



this is getting boring.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 14:25 [#01113894]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to cuntychuck: #01113877



whoa! Hey, calm down... whew, you're far too entertaining
for this thread. I'm not sure which thread could possibly
contain you, perhaps.. and this is a big perhaps, "butter
versus lettuce" is your place to hang out.

*twiddles thumbs and stares at the carpet*

*stops twiddling thumbs and continues to stare at the
carpet*


 

offline TehLaw from around. (Canada) on 2004-03-22 14:27 [#01113896]
Points: 242 Status: Regular



just go get drunk.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-03-22 14:29 [#01113898]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to raskolnikov: #01113787



put me in ma place.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-03-22 14:30 [#01113903]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01113894



im getting angry now.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-03-22 14:30 [#01113904]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



butter versus lettuce is a tough one.

i suppose it's all contegent upon the ambient temperature at
the time of the confrontation.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 14:33 [#01113909]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular | Followup to epohs: #01113904



and of course the Sigmund factor (the amount of carrots
launching themselves at the combatants)


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-03-22 14:35 [#01113911]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



id say butter, hands down.

as for the sigmund factor, id say wed all better start
making toadstool shields pretty soon, or well all be missing
eyes vis a vis carrots.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-03-22 14:35 [#01113912]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



*scribbles furiously on graph paper*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-22 15:31 [#01114027]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



butter hands down
butter hands up

ra ra ra


 

offline Jocco from Banned! Free Jocco! (United States) on 2004-03-22 15:36 [#01114033]
Points: 1208 Status: Addict



butter ON lettuce

And get well soon, wMw!!!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 15:57 [#01114051]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Welcome to the club Jocco!


 

offline Jocco from Banned! Free Jocco! (United States) on 2004-03-22 16:12 [#01114065]
Points: 1208 Status: Addict



umm... glad to be a part of it... and try this buttered
lettuce... I'm sure you'll agree with me that it is indeed
tasty...

*runs*


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 16:29 [#01114087]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



That was a mean trick. The buttered lettuce proved to be
most disgusting. This hurt my feelings.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-03-22 16:36 [#01114096]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict



*strokes horse factory gently*
there there my dear have some sugar cubes


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-03-22 16:38 [#01114101]
Points: 7746 Status: Regular



what NIN track are those lyrics from then?

i don't ever remember them lyrics on any album tracks...?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 16:39 [#01114103]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular | Followup to oscillik: #01114101



"Gobbin' on yer dick " from the album "Shittin in yer gob"


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-22 16:39 [#01114105]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular | Followup to nobsmuggler: #01114096



Pfffffffffffppppp

(the noise of a satisfied horse)


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-03-22 16:42 [#01114111]
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salt-lick maybe?


 


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