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phiz from Amsterdam on 2001-12-21 09:33 [#00063120]



any ideas what to get her????

aint got an igloo!!!


 

wizards teeth on 2001-12-21 09:40 [#00063122]



a pony


 

phiz from Amsterdam on 2001-12-21 10:07 [#00063127]



£25 !!!
thats a bit much isn't it?


 

ken from ken on 2001-12-21 12:08 [#00063154]



'heartbeat moments'-double cd of shit that inspired the hell
that is sunday night viewing.


 

phitchix from bed and not on 2001-12-21 12:18 [#00063155]



bottle of wine and flowers.
that's what i'm getting her


 

dug creedy from yelsewhere on 2001-12-21 12:18 [#00063156]



invite my old school-teaacher Mr Morrison round to see
her.

He likes giving 'treats' to women he hasn't met before.

in alleyways, bus-stations, quiet parks, anywhere
really....

its lucky timing for her, because coincidentally
he's being be released this weekend ...))


 

ken from ken on 2001-12-21 13:05 [#00063166]



WHAT ABOUT SOME 'FELTCH'?

all ladies like a good dollop of 'feltch' now and again.


 

wizards teeth on 2001-12-21 13:45 [#00063173]



how much is felch these days.

last time i bought some i was knee high to a giraffe


 

ken from ken on 2001-12-21 15:26 [#00063180]



it's quite dear these days. my 'feltch' stocks have
increased ten fold over the last ten years.

why not get the old dear a pair of puffins? that way she
execute them in garden on the precise moment she was born.

no?

ok.

what about some tricky badgers? marinated in pongstock.

oooooohhhh....i love pongstock me.


 

hevquip from 45 angry wasps throats on 2001-12-21 16:14 [#00063198]



i'm getting my mum slippers


 

Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-12-21 16:17 [#00063199]



GET HER WINDOWLICKER!!! KEEP HER IN THE HOLIDAY CHEER WITH
BITS OF NOISE AND RICHARD FACE PASTED ON BEAUTIFUL FEMALE
BODIES!!!!!!!!


 


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