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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-20 23:01 [#00062978]



you're such a perv for looking at this topic, expecting it
to be about sex and what not...you have no decency, do you?


 

Taxi on 2001-12-20 23:37 [#00062984]



Alright hevquip... Lets try it again. This time with some
originality


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-20 23:39 [#00062985]



Where's the chicks?


 

Taxi on 2001-12-20 23:39 [#00062986]



www.planetwhore.com

www.otbm.com

www.lolitampegs.com/home.html


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-20 23:42 [#00062988]



I didn't mean literally...

but still...

it's cut and paste time again.


 

Taxi on 2001-12-20 23:47 [#00062989]



I fully endorse those websites

and here is another one

www.mp3.com/12


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-20 23:48 [#00062990]



too bad i'm on a work computer...


 

Taxi on 2001-12-20 23:49 [#00062992]



The wonderfull thing about some bosses is as long as you
leave the links bookmarked for them, they don't really care.


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-20 23:51 [#00062994]



www.mp3.com/12 - it's glitchy and it doesn't suck...like my
microwave.


 

Taxi on 2001-12-20 23:53 [#00062995]



is that a compliment? If so thanx :D

if not, I haven't finished any of the newer trax, but I lost
my computer so I just posted what I had ready.


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-20 23:54 [#00062997]



that is my review of your music.


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-20 23:54 [#00062998]



i have obtained a pro level at reviewing...due to the fact
that no one challenges me on that.


 

Taxi on 2001-12-20 23:56 [#00062999]



The aliteration was confusing at best.

All in all, I give it a fish.


 

Taxi on 2001-12-20 23:59 [#00063000]



btw, I don't care if people dislike my music, so be as cruel
as you want. Serves me right for spamming.

Altho nice reviews are nice :)


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-21 00:22 [#00063003]



Shut up and discuss sex.


 

Taxi on 2001-12-21 00:34 [#00063004]



Shut up you... what is there really to discuss?

Penises and vaginas and lips and assholes and moving about.
Fun for kids of all ages (for some people its fun with kids
of all ages).


 

m on 2001-12-21 00:48 [#00063012]



Oh, that's you. did you get bored of changing your name
every week?


 

Taxi on 2001-12-21 00:50 [#00063013]



Yeah... kinda. I just figured I should settle on something.
Untill something I come up with really strikes me as being a
good name I will leave it at that.

I am thinking of deleting one of my old projects and using
that name "the liquid fat project".


 

Taxi on 2001-12-21 00:51 [#00063014]



Your artificial sellection, right?


 

m on 2001-12-21 00:59 [#00063016]



Yes, that's my music site. Do you drive a taxi for work or
something? I tried a courier job for 1 day and quit because
I made 20 dollars for the whole day after gas was
considered...
You're getting damn good at composing and you know it,
"isawagirlandfollowedherhome" = yummy. So many people are, I
really think aphex twin and autechre inspired a large group
of people to create music.


 

m on 2001-12-21 01:01 [#00063017]



I think you need hello kitty in your title, maybe with the
word corrupt or some other political word...


 

Taxi on 2001-12-21 02:03 [#00063034]



That is my mascot "Megaloma Kitten" (yes it has a name. I
also designed a full background and stuff for her).

Thnx for the kind words yo... we are a growing lot us
Autechre and Afx clones, we are. A lot of people think its
bad, but I totally see it as a positive thing. Whatever you
use for your inspiration, right? As long as you stay honest
with yourself in your art.

I think you should write a song about dozers now,
artificial.


 

Taxi on 2001-12-21 02:07 [#00063035]



And 'taxi' is short for Taxiderm, which has been my handle
for the past year and a half.

Its easier to type.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 03:12 [#00063036]



I just got home from work and I'm so tired... I had to deal
with customers crap all night... literally... see I had to
clean the bathrooms!!! *badump bum ching*

:)


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 03:14 [#00063037]



I really need to be a stand up comic!!! :)


 

m on 2001-12-21 04:36 [#00063092]



what are "dozers", sleeping pills or something?


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-21 04:37 [#00063094]



I don't work, I be lazy all day, your life sucks, Funkboy.


 

Taxi on 2001-12-21 23:19 [#00063320]



Well, you have a song called a fractil brewing of fraggles?
Or something similar? In any case, it has fraggles in the
title. Well, do you remember fraggle rock? That Jim Henson
muppet show from the early eighties. I loved that show when
I was a kid. But those buildings that the fraggles ate all
the time, were built by these little men called dozers. At
least I think they are called dozers. Anyways, they are
cool, and they built little tiny glass structures that the
fraggles are always eating.

I think its kinda cool as a song idea.


 

m on 2001-12-22 00:09 [#00063413]



I really should know more about fraggle rock since I name
lots of my songs after that show... I definately know those
little construction worker dudes you're talking about,
dozers just didn't ring a bell for some reason. I know they
sing a song "working, working working working", and I'm
pretty sure that one yellow fraggle sings during it... I
plan to buy all the fraggle videos off ebay someday. I
forget most of their names, the giants were scary and that
leaf heap thing was crazy.


 

wayout from a plastic bubble on 2001-12-22 00:29 [#00063416]



oh yeah i remember those guys..
heh ive always liked your fraggle-related song titles
m...being a big fan of all muppet related things myself..
i even did a report in my college english class about doing
an update of eurypides' 'bacchae' where all the parts were
acted out using muppets...

remember that show pinwheel? it was like a sesame street
immitation show...all kinds of muppets in that one...with
some real people of course..


 

m on 2001-12-22 06:17 [#00063470]



Yes! That show is like supreme nostalgia, but I hardly
remember most of it. Seeing again would bring back memories
for sure. I remember one episode where a snail had a rocket
pack and could go really fast. I don't remember liking the
actual people parts, I think there was a muppet with a hat
and mustache. I liked those old 2 guys in the muppets that
sat in the balcony and bagged on the show. I also like the
weird seudo world created with the use of muppety creatures
in "the dark crystal" "never ending story" and "labrynth". I
don't know what that thing is that you had muppets act out,
heh heh.


 

m on 2001-12-22 06:18 [#00063472]



worst muppety show= mr. rogers "make believe land", ugh...
pathetic


 

Dirtypriest from Denmark on 2001-12-22 11:15 [#00063501]



Hey, are you a taxidermist?

I´ve been thinking about studiying this!! whats it like!
tell me about it... :)


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-22 15:40 [#00063540]



you have to study taxidermy? Isn't that where you stuff dead
animals and stuff? :)


 

Taxi(derm) on 2001-12-24 00:37 [#00063820]



I no taxidermist. I is an artist. Taxiderm is a metaphore,
G. A metaphore.


 

wayout from a plastic bubble on 2001-12-24 00:45 [#00063821]



m, eurypides' the bacchae was a greek play..we had to read
it in school..
it involved the god dionysus..
the funny part about having muppets act it out is that its a
really serious play..
the main character was ripped to pieces in the end...by his
own mother...

oh, remeber that show 'today's special'?
there were a few muppets on that one...
heheh and that mannequin that came to life every night..a
classic indeed...


 

m on 2001-12-24 03:01 [#00063835]



actually I might have been thinking about todays special and
thought it was pinwheel... any case I wrote them down to
remind me to buy them some time. I wonder if something dumb
like "bears big blue house" or something is equally magic to
the kids of today. Probably the nostalgia is what does it.
That one show "in between the lions" is excellent though...
I must admit.


 

wayout from a plastic bubble on 2001-12-24 05:48 [#00063851]



i think you may right (about mistaking todays special for
pinwheel) because if i remember correctly, there was a
security guard type guy with a hat and a mustache..
pinwheel was more like sesame street..
there was an oscar the grouch type character named ebeneezer
(sp?)
who was green and grouchy..
and some ernie + bert type characters named plus and
minus..who surprisingly enough did math..
im sure there were other characters who aligned with sesame
street...but i forget them..

funny how a thread called "sex" has transformed into a
discussion of 80's childrens' shows involving
muppets...though it was never really about sex anyways was
it?


 

m on 2001-12-24 08:18 [#00063885]



Oh yeah, he was a security guard type dude... nostalgia
(spelling) is creepy. I read that the sense of smell is best
at trigerring deep memories. We can always return to the
original topic by talking about muppets having sex. Sock
puppet love... yeah.


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-12-24 19:25 [#00063942]



*sighs* i miss sex......


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-24 20:14 [#00063950]



with a rack like yours, i'm sure you can go get laid easily.
(hevquip wonders if that's actually an offensive comment...)


 


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