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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-20 21:44 [#00062932]



q: what do you call a very retarded person drowning in a
swimming pool/bath tub?
a: vegetable soup

i'm sorry. it's rather lame, but i thought it up today and
laughed.


 

Sgt Growley from UK on 2001-12-20 21:46 [#00062934]



Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a
swimmimng pool?
A. Bob


 

m on 2001-12-20 21:46 [#00062935]



I thought the answer was a very retarded person drowning in
a swimming pool/bath tub...


 

Sgt Growley from UK on 2001-12-20 21:47 [#00062936]



Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a
swimmimng pool?
A. Bob



 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-20 21:47 [#00062937]



BWHAHAHAHA!!!

Funny!


 

Sgt Growley from UK on 2001-12-20 21:50 [#00062939]



OK and ...
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile
of leaves?
A. Russel

P.S. Opheks, do you spend your whole life on this message
board?


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-20 21:50 [#00062940]



Your answer....

Yes!

:-D


 

Sgt Growley from UK on 2001-12-20 21:53 [#00062942]



Fine!, OK, carry on! <(:¬


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-12-20 22:19 [#00062953]



Q: what has nine arms and sucks?

A: def leopard.


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-20 22:20 [#00062954]



that one made me laugh. i used to love def leopard as a
small kid though...


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 03:29 [#00063050]



ok heres one...
Q: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair...

hehe... that's hilarious... :)


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 03:30 [#00063051]



me Hevquip, and Ophecks are applying for residency on this
board, cause we're all here so much... :)


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-21 03:59 [#00063062]



This place is my home away from home away from home!


 

hevquip from 45 angry wasps throats on 2001-12-21 16:28 [#00063202]



i can now devote more time to this board seeing that
soulseek is down



 

phiz from Amsterdam on 2001-12-21 16:32 [#00063203]



someone gave Stevie Wonder a Chees Grater for Xmas, he
thought it was the most violent book he'd read


 

Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-12-21 16:48 [#00063204]



soulseek needs to be back up, better conversation there...


 

aperson on 2001-12-21 19:30 [#00063251]



yes, the cheese chat on cheeseseek is more more
cheeseresting.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-21 19:45 [#00063256]



The Soulseek chatroom is...

bad...

:-l


 

hevquip from 45 angry wasps throats on 2001-12-21 19:47 [#00063259]



yeah, but you can harass people


 

Dave_K from Canada on 2001-12-21 20:01 [#00063264]



yeah man stupid soul seek and it being gay


 

hevquip from 34.5307 jaws of minks on 2001-12-21 21:01 [#00063274]



i'm sooo kicking soulseeks ass when it gets up and
running...stupid soulseek, not working and stuff.

actually, i miss talking to recury and dbk77 and seeker and
narkotic and all the other sexy bitches on there


 

JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 21:08 [#00063281]



Q: Whats better then winning the gold in the special
olympics
A: Not being retarted


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 23:43 [#00063362]



heh, good one JOB... I love jokes making fun of handicap
people... ;)


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-21 23:44 [#00063364]



Even if you win in the special Olympics, you're still
retarded, that must be discouraging.


 

JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-22 00:02 [#00063398]



yeah i was out with some fellas one night and i described to
them a picture of the awards platforms. You get the bronze,
silver and gold, with each above the lower ranked. And alove
the gold is just some normal guy scratching his head with a
big N around his neck.


 

JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-22 00:02 [#00063401]



actually op i heard that they had some kind of unretardifier
machine that can only be used like twice a year and the
winner of the special olympics gets unretarted.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-22 00:04 [#00063405]



Ever think maybe there's a retard on this board? Maybe we're
offending him.

I don't really care, though... :-l


 

JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-22 00:06 [#00063408]



i'm actually 1 step up from a retard, so i'm partially
offending myself, but hey thats why i'm a 1stepup retard!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-22 02:39 [#00063425]



a pic making fun of the 'special olyimpics'


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-22 02:55 [#00063426]



They're as UGLY as they are MENTAL.


 

m on 2001-12-22 07:20 [#00063477]



Even if you win in the special Olympics, you're still
retarded, that must be discouraging.

Wow... quote of the month material. It even fits perfectely
in the alloted messageboard space. There was some show I
forget the name and they had a quote every month or so and
one was some guy on a jerry springerish show and he said
"why don't you show everybody how you can peel bannannas
with your feet you little bitch!" to this girl. It was
fubby.


 

Dirtypriest from Denmark on 2001-12-22 11:30 [#00063503]



ok so theres this guy who throws a party where people has to
be dressed as emotions to be allowed to get in.

So this other guy comes along, all dressed in red! and the
party guy says, well what kind of emotion are you? and he
says "Im red, red with anger!"

he gets in

And then yet another guy comes along, all dressed in green.
same proceduere as last, only he is "Green with envy!!"

and then, two guys from jamacia comes, and one has his dick
in a pie, and the other one has his dick in a pear...
"uh! you arent dressed as emotions, get out off here!

"NONO man! you see man, I´m fucki´n discustard and e´s
deep in dispear!!!!!!!


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-22 15:40 [#00063541]



heh, good one...


 


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