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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-20 21:44 [#00062932] | |||||||||
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q: what do you call a very retarded person drowning in a swimming pool/bath tub? a: vegetable soup i'm sorry. it's rather lame, but i thought it up today and laughed. |
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Sgt Growley from UK on 2001-12-20 21:46 [#00062934] | |||||||||
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Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimmimng pool? A. Bob |
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m on 2001-12-20 21:46 [#00062935] | |||||||||
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I thought the answer was a very retarded person drowning in a swimming pool/bath tub... |
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Sgt Growley from UK on 2001-12-20 21:47 [#00062936] | |||||||||
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Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimmimng pool? A. Bob |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-20 21:47 [#00062937] | |||||||||
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BWHAHAHAHA!!! Funny! |
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Sgt Growley from UK on 2001-12-20 21:50 [#00062939] | |||||||||
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OK and ... Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? A. Russel P.S. Opheks, do you spend your whole life on this message board? |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-20 21:50 [#00062940] | |||||||||
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Your answer.... Yes! :-D |
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Sgt Growley from UK on 2001-12-20 21:53 [#00062942] | |||||||||
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Fine!, OK, carry on! <(:¬ |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-12-20 22:19 [#00062953] | |||||||||
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Q: what has nine arms and sucks? A: def leopard. |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2001-12-20 22:20 [#00062954] | |||||||||
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that one made me laugh. i used to love def leopard as a small kid though... |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 03:29 [#00063050] | |||||||||
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ok heres one... Q: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A: The wheelchair... hehe... that's hilarious... :) |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 03:30 [#00063051] | |||||||||
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me Hevquip, and Ophecks are applying for residency on this board, cause we're all here so much... :) |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-21 03:59 [#00063062] | |||||||||
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This place is my home away from home away from home! |
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hevquip from 45 angry wasps throats on 2001-12-21 16:28 [#00063202] | |||||||||
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i can now devote more time to this board seeing that soulseek is down |
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phiz from Amsterdam on 2001-12-21 16:32 [#00063203] | |||||||||
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someone gave Stevie Wonder a Chees Grater for Xmas, he thought it was the most violent book he'd read |
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Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-12-21 16:48 [#00063204] | |||||||||
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soulseek needs to be back up, better conversation there... |
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aperson on 2001-12-21 19:30 [#00063251] | |||||||||
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yes, the cheese chat on cheeseseek is more more cheeseresting. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-21 19:45 [#00063256] | |||||||||
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The Soulseek chatroom is... bad... :-l |
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hevquip from 45 angry wasps throats on 2001-12-21 19:47 [#00063259] | |||||||||
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yeah, but you can harass people |
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Dave_K from Canada on 2001-12-21 20:01 [#00063264] | |||||||||
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yeah man stupid soul seek and it being gay |
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hevquip from 34.5307 jaws of minks on 2001-12-21 21:01 [#00063274] | |||||||||
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i'm sooo kicking soulseeks ass when it gets up and running...stupid soulseek, not working and stuff. actually, i miss talking to recury and dbk77 and seeker and narkotic and all the other sexy bitches on there |
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JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 21:08 [#00063281] | |||||||||
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Q: Whats better then winning the gold in the special olympics A: Not being retarted |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-21 23:43 [#00063362] | |||||||||
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heh, good one JOB... I love jokes making fun of handicap people... ;) |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-21 23:44 [#00063364] | |||||||||
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Even if you win in the special Olympics, you're still retarded, that must be discouraging. |
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JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-22 00:02 [#00063398] | |||||||||
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yeah i was out with some fellas one night and i described to them a picture of the awards platforms. You get the bronze, silver and gold, with each above the lower ranked. And alove the gold is just some normal guy scratching his head with a big N around his neck. |
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JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-22 00:02 [#00063401] | |||||||||
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actually op i heard that they had some kind of unretardifier machine that can only be used like twice a year and the winner of the special olympics gets unretarted. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-22 00:04 [#00063405] | |||||||||
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Ever think maybe there's a retard on this board? Maybe we're offending him. I don't really care, though... :-l |
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JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-22 00:06 [#00063408] | |||||||||
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i'm actually 1 step up from a retard, so i'm partially offending myself, but hey thats why i'm a 1stepup retard! |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-22 02:39 [#00063425] | |||||||||
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-22 02:55 [#00063426] | |||||||||
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They're as UGLY as they are MENTAL. |
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m on 2001-12-22 07:20 [#00063477] | |||||||||
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Even if you win in the special Olympics, you're still retarded, that must be discouraging. Wow... quote of the month material. It even fits perfectely in the alloted messageboard space. There was some show I forget the name and they had a quote every month or so and one was some guy on a jerry springerish show and he said "why don't you show everybody how you can peel bannannas with your feet you little bitch!" to this girl. It was fubby. |
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Dirtypriest from Denmark on 2001-12-22 11:30 [#00063503] | |||||||||
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ok so theres this guy who throws a party where people has to be dressed as emotions to be allowed to get in. So this other guy comes along, all dressed in red! and the party guy says, well what kind of emotion are you? and he says "Im red, red with anger!" he gets in And then yet another guy comes along, all dressed in green. same proceduere as last, only he is "Green with envy!!" and then, two guys from jamacia comes, and one has his dick in a pie, and the other one has his dick in a pear... "uh! you arent dressed as emotions, get out off here! "NONO man! you see man, I´m fucki´n discustard and e´s deep in dispear!!!!!!! |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-22 15:40 [#00063541] | |||||||||
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heh, good one... |
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