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Yep... A friend's friend had booked me a blind-date on saturday night. Any advice/tips ? |
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don't do it. |
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thanks ! ... humm, not what I was expecting |
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if she isn't what you wnat, act and make the night some fun dramatic event.. therefor it won't be a waste of time. |
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keep your eyes closed! |
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dont go.. |
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tips.. tips... don't wear high heels. bring da ruckus. |
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take a gun |
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bring condoms ;) |
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go down on her |
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Fuck this man iS SMOOOTH AS FUCK! |
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buy her cake. |
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OK ....I'll go for the condoms flavour cake ! |
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ha! as long as it's not banana flavored you'll be just fine! |
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have you had a bad experience w/bananna flavored condoms ? |
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oh fuck!1 |
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Any cake recipe ? |
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flour water sugar milk egg cake-stuff condom mix bake |
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time and fahrenheit please ! |
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64 minutes 234 degrees |
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and the question is: fresh condom or not ? |
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used ones work just fine, as long as it catches the seemen your all good use renolds wrap if you have to |
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I've managed to find imported chinese ones...but they're too small. Will it even works ? how should I know ? |
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there is no advice for a blind date besides what recycle gave. that's why it's blind. :) just have fun i guess.....i've never been on one. |
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ziggomatic will you go on a blind-date with me ? |
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Make her feel like a natural woman |
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i will blind-fold myself and you can throw dates at me. |
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Man that is so shit. Part of the fun of dates is blinding the bitches at the end of the night. |
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bring some roses. and maybe sing her something. |
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So hmmm is she a "Montréalaise" ? They are pretty tough to handle, sometimes 8) Just head over to "La Capoterie" for a wide selection of cool condoms. Eh |
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go round her house and move her furniture around when she's not there |
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Don't take her to the movies or anything else that requires vision for that matter |
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seriously tho - dont spend too much getting ready for it :) |
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When you meet , slap her in the face instead of shaking her hand . Girls like surprices! |
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yeah a handshake is a bit to formal :) |
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A little GhB in her drink will break the ice |
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don't listen to godataloss hes a little bitch. |
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Don't handshake, no slapping. You should play into the whole "blind date" and do that blind-person-face-reading where you slide your hand over her face to "see" what she looks like. If she thinks it's funny, keep sliding your hand on down. If she doesn't think it's funny, laugh to yourself about how you masturbated before the date. |
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So my advice should be very pertinent. If I MAY continue, ahem- if you can make a girl laugh you can get in her pants unless you are hideous looking like tragedy. |
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i'm confused. i guess i look like a boy in my new avator? please enjoy this picture of a cat >o,o< |
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There would be no need to make a woman like you laugh. An 8-ball and 6-pack of Schlitz should do the trick key to tragedy's heart |
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awww |
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Actually, to get the original thread back- If you just act like you are filthy rich she will dig you. Women are genetically pre-disposed to be superficial-> thank god. |
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always wear loose fitting clothes ;) just incase |
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