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One Hundred Albums You Should Remove from Your Collection Immediately
 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-03-07 08:50 [#01102334]
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http://jaguaro.org/feature/archives/000007.html

pretty fucking funny and spot on sometimes


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2004-03-07 08:56 [#01102340]
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They're shit loads I would disagree with on that list.
Beastie Boys for instance what the fuck is that guy on!
Beastie Boys 'Paul's Boutique' is he out of his mind? A lot
the others I could forget probably but wouldn't necessarily
describe all of it as shit. And 'Music for the Gilted
Generation' damn this guy is talking out of his butt!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-03-07 08:56 [#01102341]
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I love the entry for Fugazi

"Fugazi - 13 Songs
Okay, Ian, we get it - don't drink, don't smoke, what do you
do? Oh yeah, that's right, BE A BORING PREACHY MOTHERFUCKER.
Get drunk and use this one as your beer coaster."

I can't abide straight edge.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2004-03-07 08:59 [#01102342]
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Fugazi are a good band definitely IMO but some of the best
bands/music have the shitiest and most unagreeable
philosophies. That said if I listen to the lyrics and had to
agree with all the lyrics of all music I'd probably listen
to no bands or music at all. Vocals are just another sound
and I couldn't really care what they're saying because I
don't.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-03-07 09:03 [#01102343]
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What a sad man.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-03-07 09:11 [#01102352]
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i have these out of that list and im not removing them from
my collection.

Public Enemy - Apocalypse '91 - The Enemy Strikes Black
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik
White Stripes - White Blood Cells
Chemical Bothers - Dig Your Own Hole
Pulp Fiction - Original Soundtrack
Jane's Addiction - Nothing's Shocking
Green Day - Dookie
Erykah Badu - Mama's Gun
The Roots - Things Fall Apart
The Prodigy - Music for the Jilted Generation
Beastie Boys - Check Your Head/Ill Communication
The Doors - The Best of the Doors
The Wu Tang Clan - The W



 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-03-07 09:17 [#01102358]
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weeeeeell..
he's right on some, but wrong on others.
more importantly, what was he doing wowning some of these
albums in the first place?!

and besides, this kind of destructive criticism is easy to
write..
any illiterate reprobate can knock out this kind of crass
snobbery.
i could write reams and reams about everything i don't like,
tossing in the odd obvious joke here + there to detract from
the poor quality of the writing.
but unless you offer some kind of creative, constructive
commentary about things you DO like - then why should anyone
listen to a turid diatribe like that.
i wonder why he summoned the time/energy to write it.

haha
come to think of it, it reminds me of the nme.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2004-03-07 09:21 [#01102361]
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very sad altogether. second time i've seen this one.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-03-07 09:22 [#01102362]
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I read it all the way through, and laughed at most of the
comments, even about albums that i do like (like the Beastie
Boys albums). I just don't understand the level of rabid
responses that follow it. People take their pop music a tad
bit seriously i suspect.

I can't abide the NME though. They killed of so many good
bands through their poisonous, weird sodomistic agenda to
destroy music. I think that's a different matter though.


 

offline uzim on 2004-03-07 09:30 [#01102366]
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well... no offense, but i think this list is just gratuitous
provocation - and the person who made it got attention, and
maybe it was just what he was seeking.

people really shouldn't give a flying fuck about this - who
is this obscure guy, who does he think he is to tell you
what albums you should or should not have in your music
collection, anyway?


 

offline uzim on 2004-03-07 09:33 [#01102371]
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just because something is ironic or cynical, doesn't make it
brilliant.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-07 09:40 [#01102377]
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I have three:

The White Stripes - White Blood Cells
Radiohead - I Might Be Wrong: Live Recordings
Madonna - The Immaculate Collection

I did have more, but surprisingly enough I actually did
remove them from my collection.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-03-07 09:41 [#01102379]
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its not his choices that both me.
im not really interested what he thinks.
like i said he's right on some, wrong on others..
i think its just a shame because its people who writebadly
like this who end up working for music mags + polluting a
lot of impressionable music fans with their snobbery.
its just a bit boring the way trashy publications create
news by building people up + tearing them down at a whim
(i realise what im talking about now goes beyond this
nobody's top 100)


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-03-07 09:44 [#01102381]
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uzim | yes - youre so right - thats what i was driving
towards.. just making "clever" criticisms of things doesnt
make you right/funny/interesting etc.

i just get a bit tired of people saying how shit everything
is. i grew out of tearing everything down a long time ago..
when i realised that, if you don't put anything back in its
place you end up with nothing.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-03-07 09:56 [#01102395]
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Sublime - Self-titled
"What I Got's" a frightening frat-house flashback every time
I hear this fucking album. Gap khaki chinos, Abercrombie
pull-overs, white collegiate ball caps, shivering sorority
chicks, Lycra t-shirts, midriff, the Liquor Control Board,
Jessica Phillips, cheese, the top bunk. Did I mention
Everclear?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-03-07 09:57 [#01102396]
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I'm going on about this a bit too much but I don't think the
list is meant to be taken entirely seriously. However I
think they make some valid points. Theres a billion "100
albums you must own" or, I dare say "100 long deleted
electronica classics you have no chance of hearing" lists.
If a "classic" can't stand negative criticism then maybe it
isn't a "classic". And I don't go along with this thing that
all music is worthy, that any recording is better than
silence. The only reason you could get worked up about it is
if your self esteem is index linked to your CD collection.
When I moved i threw away about 500 CDs, now that's a list
noone would want to read.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-03-07 09:58 [#01102398]
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i know its not meant to be taken seriously..

..all im saying is it's not that funny either.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-03-07 10:17 [#01102411]
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i dont like removing things i've paid for


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-03-07 10:19 [#01102412]
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theres not even one braindance release mentioned


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-03-07 10:21 [#01102413]
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Nevermind
Physical Graffiti
Dig Your Own Hole
Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon

All great albums.

Dunno if this guy is serious.

And to be honest, i couldnt give a fuck


 

offline xceque on 2004-03-07 10:26 [#01102416]
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I got bored reading it at about #15. Then skimmed through to
find the Trainspotting soundtrack and got disapointed when
it wasn't there. I have 17 of them.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-07 10:46 [#01102422]
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I was expecting a bit more from "trout mask replica", an
album which I love, but there isn't much there.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-03-07 10:59 [#01102430]
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i agree. dark side of the moon is a fucking spectacular
album. but hey, this guy's on a webpage and can voice his
opinion, so that must make give it some shred of merit.

:rolleyes:


 

offline rez from here on 2004-03-07 11:14 [#01102443]
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i have 13 of those albums. I agree on 'nevermind' but I
can't believe captain beefheart is on the list!



 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2004-03-07 12:20 [#01102511]
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wow. all i can say is....what power. what authority. hey i
just realized...this IS my music collection! i'm a sad
person.

CACK


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-03-07 12:25 [#01102519]
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White Stripes - White Blood Cells
I know that they're absolutely adorable, they may or may not
be siblings (how mysterious!), and they turn down
million-dollar Gap ads, but is anyone tired of The White
Stripes yet? I guess indie rock hipsters are as starved for
something seemingly new as the general public is, though I
thought we already went through this bluesy punk thing in
the early-90s with the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. Now that
it's 2002, you can safely close the books on The White
Stripes (and The Strokes) without losing your indie cred.

HAHA! Its so true, goddamn fake bands.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-03-07 12:29 [#01102527]
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you picked out stripes from all those 100 albums?
hehe, they must have really done something terrible to you
:)


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-03-07 12:33 [#01102537]
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haha!.. no... im just being a dick about it, out of all
thoes cds I could easily argue many , but I mean why even
bother listening to this guy, these are just his opinions, i
wish I could get paid to have people listen to my opinion!
..... well its funny really, i wouldnt throw anything away
from my collection unless I wanted to.

oh yeah baby. im bored today.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-03-07 15:27 [#01102686]
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anytime someone argues that "people only say they like this
so that other people will think they're cool," i generally
assume that the person making the argument once said they
liked something so that other people would think they were
cool, and now assumes that anyone who likes something that
they do not like does so because they want to seem cool.

the essence of all music criticism is subjective opinion,
which is why a music critic feels compelled to entertain,
and failing that, to provoke.


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-07 16:11 [#01102715]
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i'm only half way through that list and there are loads of
selections i'd dissagree with. WTF are these doing in the
list:

NIN
Sonic Youth
Jane's Addiction
Tori Amos
Nick Cave
Cocteau Twins
The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band
The Cult

And thats just scanning through the list.

bah, who cares


 

offline ifkardo from 785.8 mb of radio babylon (Equatorial Guinea) on 2004-03-07 16:21 [#01102728]
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U2:joshua tree
Dave Brubeck:time out
Chemical Brothers:dig yoour own hole

and im out,


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-03-07 19:35 [#01102874]
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I've had that bookmarked for a long time, I love it! I own a
shitload of those, and love them all. It's just silly willy
provocation, but so much of it is dead-on. It's all dead-on,
really.


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-03-07 20:01 [#01102888]
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the ones on there that i've always thought were overrated
shit are paul's boutique and Bitches Brew, and i like Davis,
but bitches brew is pretty much him blowing himself and his
ego


 

offline pacman from looeyshmiel (United States) on 2004-03-07 20:20 [#01102897]
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eh. bitches brew is a great album, the complete session is
even better.


 

offline xf from Australia on 2004-03-07 21:14 [#01102936]
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what a crappy list.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-03-07 21:20 [#01102944]
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dead on, really. especially about the roots and bitches
brew.



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-08 03:12 [#01103098]
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that was bullshit.

I have Things Fall Apart, and that's a great album.

I have The W, and while it's not the best wu-tang album, it
isn't bad.. but to say that Iron Flag isn't worth buying?!
that's the second best album from Wu!



 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-03-08 05:42 [#01103182]
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its "dead-on" because every "witty observation" is a
painfully obvious joke.
i can see what he was trying to do. i just think it was
poorly executed.


 

offline ymenard on 2004-03-08 08:49 [#01103365]
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Yes this was one of the worst execution of a good idea EVAR.
Anyway in that list, the average (stupid) music listener
won't know 75% of them.
It's just some pseudo "hey look you're 3733+ so I'll write
an article telling YOU what I think your album suxors".

I own all these :

#1 The Clash - Combat Rock (WTF Classic "last album from
group")
#2 U2 - The Joshua Tree
#3 Nirvana - Nevermind
#5 The Beatles - Let It Be (WTF again)
#8 Lou Reed - Transformer
#9 Miles Davis - Bitches Brew (The guy is on drugs)_
#12 Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti (hmm I'll agree on
that)
#13 Stereolab - Transient Random-Noise Bursts with
Announcements
#14 Oasis - What's the Story, Morning Glory?
#17 Pearl Jam - Vs.
#19 Beck - Midnite Vultures
#24 Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine
#25 Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique (why his hate of all
BBoys?)
#26 U2 - Zooropa
#30 White Stripes - White Blood Cells (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
#31 Chemical Bothers - Dig Your Own Hole
#32 Flaming Lips - The Soft Bulletin (Teh perfect album!)
#34 Dave Brubeck - Time Out (I would agree with him on
that)
#35 Beastie Boys - Hello Nasty
#37 John Coltrane - Giant Steps (ok his drugs again hit
hard)
#41 Pulp Fiction - Original Soundtrack (He has a point
here)
#50 Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas
#51 Radiohead - I Might be Wrong: Live Recordings/Built To
Spill - Live
#52 Mogwai - Come On Die Young
#64 Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon (!!!!!!!!!!!)
#65 Sarah McLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstasy, Surfacing
(Shit he asked to pick one or the other, I keep both dammit
eh)
#69 U2 - War
#74 The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band
(Says it almost killed rock, wtf what was rock before
that?)
#78 Cat Stevens - Footsteps in the Dark
#80 R.E.M. - Out of Time
#87 Madonna - The Immaculate Collection
#91 Sublime - Self-titled
#96 Beastie Boys - Check Your Head/Ill Communication
#97 The Doors - The Best of the Doors



 


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