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ChildrenTalking
from United States on 2004-03-05 08:48 [#01099832]
Points: 2712 Status: Addict
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the optometrist told me my condition so i yanked him by his tie, put his face right infront of mines. i told him how is this possible i took my flinstones vitamins every morning till i was 18! then i started to cry for a good 7 minutes while still on his chair i pondered where i was gonna buy some milk and eggs later. he told me i had overstayed my welcome so i asked him for just one more favor before i leave. if he could hand me a mirror so i can look at myself. the moment i took a glimpse of my horrid lookin EYEZ i swung my arm across and broke the mirror as i layed there hysterically laughing for a good 8 minutes. then i farted and decided to give him a tip for having healthy hair. we, the elf and i, later on skipped into the garden to have cupcakes with THE END
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