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offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-03-05 08:48 [#01099832]
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the optometrist told me my condition so i yanked him by his
tie, put his face right infront of mines. i told him how is
this possible i took my flinstones vitamins every morning
till i was 18! then i started to cry for a good 7 minutes
while still on his chair i pondered where i was gonna buy
some milk and eggs later. he told me i had overstayed my
welcome so i asked him for just one more favor before i
leave. if he could hand me a mirror so i can look at myself.
the moment i took a glimpse of my horrid lookin EYEZ i swung
my arm across and broke the mirror as i layed there
hysterically laughing for a good 8 minutes. then i farted
and decided to give him a tip for having healthy hair. we,
the elf and i, later on skipped into the garden to have
cupcakes with THE END


 


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