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My girlfriend broke up.... :-(
 

Delirium Machine from the middle of nowhere on 2001-12-18 22:37 [#00062268]



My girlfriend broke up yesterday. Anyone with some nice
comments/advice or a hug?


 

/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2001-12-18 22:45 [#00062274]



broke up? what in two? that sucks


 

Delirium Machine from the middle of nowhere on 2001-12-18 22:48 [#00062275]



no with me, asshole


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-18 22:50 [#00062280]



Girls are overrated. Who gives a shit.


 

/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2001-12-18 22:51 [#00062281]



you broke in two to? that really sucks try listening to
Drukqs on headphone and think that it's her loss, i love
gwark2


 

/-T|K|R-\\\\ from the start on 2001-12-18 22:53 [#00062282]



girl are a great mission but time out is cool. girl are
worth it mos def. hmm Vic


 

Dave_k from Canada on 2001-12-18 23:01 [#00062290]



I would give you a hug but my arms are asleep:(


 

hevquip from 45 angry wasps throats on 2001-12-18 23:31 [#00062301]



sorry dude, she likes me more.


 

FreakyNinoBrown from usass on 2001-12-19 00:22 [#00062325]



i would reccomend dl'ing dr dre's "bitches aint shit but
hoes and tricks", getting piss drunk and stoned, and
listening to that track over and over again..i know ive been
there...but whatever you do, for the love of jesus mary and
joseph, stay away from massive attacks "protection"


 

Wee willy stink-head on 2001-12-19 00:53 [#00062330]



Even healthier aproach is to listen to some slayer and
picture yourself beating the shit out of her.


 

Aktium from bat country on 2001-12-19 02:31 [#00062341]



eat an orange :)



 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-19 02:53 [#00062348]



that's too bad man... but just think that it's her loss, and
move on... you can't become consumed with it...


 

Intruder from chicago on 2001-12-19 07:48 [#00062438]



heh hee. slayer!

i think Cannibal Corpse would be more suited toward what hes
probably feeling. unless hes all hurt n' stuff. then i
recomend nine inch nails. try not to kill yourself though.

i cum blood!


 

Jarworski from Wales on 2001-12-19 08:03 [#00062441]



I don't recommend listening to Tomb Of The Mutilated....

I found if I'm depressed, I listen to basic rock songs with
strong melodies. If I'm fucking angry, I put Slayer,
Slipknot or Brutal Truth on. And for drugs: Kyuss or Aphex


 

Fernz on 2001-12-19 09:27 [#00062448]



Just remember one thing dude, theres plenty more women out
there! Dont dwell on it too much. It'll just make you feel
worse. You'll find someone else soon enough! Besides, you
gotta enjoy yourself while you can. GO OUT, GET WASTED WITH
MATES AND HAVE A LAUGH! :)


 

awt from sweden on 2001-12-19 09:37 [#00062450]



hehe, Oh do you know how to operate your brain... Then think
think think.
Not about her thou.



 

Dirtypriest from Denmark on 2001-12-19 14:26 [#00062505]



Well. It can be hell going trough. Remember everyone knows
this feeling, and has compassion with u. And there are
plenty of girls out there.

Just tell me if ya want to learn som kama sutra tricks, and
youll soon enough find a new girl, and shell stay if you
learn this shit. :)


 

Dirtypriest from Denmark on 2001-12-19 14:27 [#00062508]



"Hug"


 

ken from ken on 2001-12-19 16:34 [#00062549]



YOURE NOT THE FIRST AND YOU WONT BE THE LAST...erm or
something.


 

wizards teeth on 2001-12-19 16:38 [#00062551]



i need some karma sutra techniques


 

Boogie Boris from ISS on 2001-12-19 17:26 [#00062572]



Twat! hahah


 

chickyfliedlice on 2001-12-19 17:41 [#00062576]



The solution is simple.....masturbate



 

snivle from karate on 2001-12-19 17:56 [#00062579]



listen to myloveilove, by bogdan


 

Phobiazero from Sweden on 2001-12-19 19:49 [#00062589]



I'm so sorry man! (I know the feeling - the emptiness)...
:-(


 

DubleOSyx from The East on 2001-12-19 19:50 [#00062590]



I've been single since I walked on my girlfriend fucking her
best friends boyfriend. I was with her a year. And I've
been single for a year now. It sucks, and it requires lots
of masterbating. I never used to have any problems picking
women, bu now I can't. And always keep in mind the old
sayin..."You can turn a whore into a housewife." Then
everythig should be fine...Yes, fine


 

Fritter on 2001-12-19 19:51 [#00062591]



I like how someone mentioned masturbation as an
anwser....gotta love floggin the dolphin


 

DubleOSyx from The East on 2001-12-19 19:52 [#00062592]



"You CAN'T turn A Whore into A Housewife"
I said can, hu hu uhh


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-12-20 03:00 [#00062658]



*hoes don't act right*

i am sorry! here: *huggies* i know what you are going
through. i am dealing with my BF of two years dumping me....
some times i want to kill him. well, have a nice day!
*cheers*


 

JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-20 03:26 [#00062669]



note to self: (censored)


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-20 03:27 [#00062670]



damn censorship!!!!


 

JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-20 03:32 [#00062671]



Funk.. I'm gonna tell you the secret way to see through
censors, i swear it works man. Ok listen (censored)


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-20 03:39 [#00062673]



dammit!!!



 

silverflux on 2001-12-20 03:46 [#00062674]



i hate it when people tell me, "there's a reason for
everything." now i am telling you.

feel better


 

Fritter from St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-20 04:08 [#00062684]



job job job
you can't (censor) the (censor). you have to (censor) first
...theeeeennnn you can (censor)

Are we clear?


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-20 04:08 [#00062685]



Ahhh... whatever happened to freedom of speetch?!?!?!?!?


 

DubleOSyx from The East on 2001-12-20 04:12 [#00062686]



(censored)


 

awt on 2001-12-23 21:31 [#00063780]



you should realy try to look at life in a true realistic
way.
everybody knows that youll get over it.
Thou I know that its hard to think in that kind of
directions.
and dont ever think in the directions of NIN-The Downward
Spiral (oops)

ps, You will get over it = )


 

Delirium Machine from the middle of nowhere on 2001-12-23 21:54 [#00063781]



Thanks to most of you guys for your attention and your
compassion. I'm listening to some seriously trippy shit to
get over it (Go! Spastic by Squarepusher and Box Energy by
DJ Pierre & AFX). I found out that it helps quite a lot.
Only one shitty event this week: I went pooling with my
friends and I saw hert and her new boyfriend. Guess I'll
have to stick to manual control for a while. Oh, well.....


 

digidogheadlock from under a rock on 2001-12-23 22:46 [#00063792]




she is already w/ another guy? phuq that beeyatch... oh, and
don't listen to nin:pretty hate machine..



 

digidogheadlock from under a rock on 2001-12-23 22:52 [#00063794]




i take that back.. listen to "nin-that's what i get".. and
you'll know what i felt after my ex-gurlfiend of 4 long
years called it quits... and two days later was w/ some
other d00d... weeeeeeeeee



 

awt from sweden on 2001-12-23 23:18 [#00063797]



thats what i get is lovely. kinda i wanto too.

something i can never have is allso a lovesong that can fuck
you up.

The nin periods of my life is realy an experience.

You have to smile if you survided all the records =)


 

Naphex-Male from Vancouver, B.C. Canada on 2001-12-24 07:13 [#00063863]



Trent Reznor lives in my back yard....he still wears the
same pvc pants and vinyl jacket. He uses our shower
sometimes. Mom gave him $2 the other day. He needed street
pizza.


 

awt from sweden on 2001-12-24 07:17 [#00063866]



oh ! so all the talking about the big studio and the coffe
was bullshit !

pore Trent


 

Dirty Priest from Denmark on 2001-12-24 12:20 [#00063906]



Orgasm is muscle spasms. so more trained muscles will give
better orgasms. not biceps triceps shit. the little muslce
that activates when you prevent yourself from peeing, after
having begun peeing, locate that muslce, flex it for two
seconds 20 times a day, and you will get some orgasmic
orgasms. this will show pretty fast. eventually you will be
able to have an orgasm, WITHOUT CUMMING!!!!
this is the freakiest shit. i only tried it a couple of
times, but the shit actually works!!!! flex the cum back,
like when you dont want to pee.... :)

thats one trick for ya. It also works for girls, locating
that particular muscle, but girls are more complex and they
often mistake it for another muslce in that area, therefor
its recommended to sit down and pee while concentrating on
finding it the first time. :)

perhaps i´m not explaining myself good here, but ask if you
want to know more. :)

this is a great trick :):):):)


 

Delirium Machine from nowhere on 2001-12-24 12:44 [#00063912]



yeah...nice advice and all (I'll try :-) ), but what's that
gotta do with my girlfriend breaking up with me?


 

JOB from St.JohnNewfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-24 20:01 [#00063949]



you suxed in bed maby?


 

sleezybax from tank ... somplace .. mental on 2001-12-24 23:28 [#00063974]



please.. fuck the girls...... i hate em they brake my heart
every time... whoaaaaaaa im soooooo
fuckeeeeed,,,,,,,,,,,,...........eat some drukqs please.....


 

Dirty Priest from Denmark on 2001-12-25 12:48 [#00064007]



Hmmm. i guess i brought it up myself, and then mr wizard
said "i need some kama sutra tricks" or something. the trick
is just so cool i have to share it.
READ SEXUAL ENERGY ECSTASY!!!
you can get it on amazon.



 

jax do you caRE - WELL NO from Shoiter on 2001-12-25 21:22 [#00064052]



Yeh well, we all know we are going to die sometime soon
anyway


 

Delirium Machine from the place where everything is trippy on 2002-01-02 23:09 [#00065735]



I sucked in bed? No fucking way! At least that's not what
yo' mama told me...;-)


 


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