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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 17:48 [#01095215]
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I have decided that I am not in need of all of my bodyhair
at the moment so it's for sale.
What price should I set?
Is anyone interested in buying?
Knowing that all of my hair will grow back, if it's cut just
regurarly or removed e.g. through shaving, I am willing to
sell all of my hair at the right price.

Place your bets.
It's gonna get rough.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-03-01 17:54 [#01095219]
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I'll give you something if you shave your head to the skin.
But I do not want your hair.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 17:56 [#01095223]
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keep in mind that not all bodyhair comes at the same price.
The hair which grows on your head (which you can hide under
a hat) is not the same kind of hair that grows around your
sex.
I have much more hair on my head than around my genitals, so
I am figuring the genital hair could be sold as a
"collectors item" - at a higher price than the regular hair.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 17:57 [#01095224]
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Give me some numbers.


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2004-03-01 18:18 [#01095241]
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my cousin was told by his teacher that if he shaved his
head, the teacher would give him an A for the year. he
shaved it, eyebrows 'n all, and teacher gave him an A.

he might want have wanted to buy it then, which was two or
three years ago.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 18:19 [#01095242]
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what subject did that teacher teach?
Something that has to do with appearance?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-01 18:26 [#01095245]
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about 2 years ago there was this guy on eBay that sold his
hate on auction. you could buy his hate and get a scolding
letter from him.

sadly I did not make screenies or anything. :(


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 18:29 [#01095247]
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that's weird.
You can sell hate on e-bay and it's all good and legal.
But if you want to sell love, then it's prostitution.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-01 18:31 [#01095251]
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sadly it got taken down, especially after a bid of about
$1.000.000 came in.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 18:33 [#01095254]
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are you telling the truth now?
it sounds like an amazing story.
A story to tell your kids,
so they don't put you on a home when you grow old.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-01 18:35 [#01095255]
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I am telling the truth, I swear!!

the guy who tried to sell his hate posted about it on the
Planet Mu phorum - which is how I started following it. it
was pretty funny. :)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 18:39 [#01095258]
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if it's not too much trouble (if you know your way around
that forum) can you dig up that topic for me? or do they not
keep old topics on planet µ? I don't post there.
It sounds very nice indeed :)
and if that bid ($1000 000) was true, I wonder who had that
kinda cash to spare...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-01 18:41 [#01095260]
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I'll give it a try, I think they do keep all records, yes.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 18:42 [#01095261]
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thanks!
looking forward to reading it...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-01 18:46 [#01095262]
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mm. haven't found it as yet, but this one is also
pretty funny..


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 19:01 [#01095280]
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heh, yeah.
can't sell your soul.
not on e-bay anyway.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-01 19:01 [#01095284]
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fukc & bugger. can't find it at the moment. :(

but it's also pretty late I guess.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 19:02 [#01095286]
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yeah you're right, it's late.
but thanks anyway!
and if you come across it later
a bump will be highly appriciated! :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-01 19:05 [#01095294]
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yeh sure. I'd like to read it again myself.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 19:24 [#01095318]
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I have a feeling this dude will get a similar e-mail,
soon.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-01 19:44 [#01095331]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular



My bodyhair is STILL for sale.
anyway, this is also crazy:

TRUE Story from a Grocery stocker/clerk emailed to
YOU!


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=299052...

"I will type out a short story of some occurence during my
day of work the day I receive payment. I cannot guarantee
which category from above the story will fall under, but I
CAN guarantee it will be 100% true. Each day different
things happen, so you never know what kind of story I have
to tell---Feel free to share with your friends or even
re-tell the story and tell them it happened to YOU!"


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-03-01 21:25 [#01095424]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



I will also sell my body hair. Its made from 100% italian.
Includes all the grease and wavyness of a true italian, most
likely the hairiest race of human on the planet. Order your
today!


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-03-02 04:56 [#01095705]
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ive got a wastebasket full of arm leg and chest hair

i will pay you to take it away


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-03-02 04:57 [#01095706]
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i stopped short of the full brazilian


 


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