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a PHVKKING request
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-22 19:43 [#01085013]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



Hello/? OMG OMG, it's the PHVKKAGES! Oh my gosh.

Is it really you? I'm a big fan.

I first hered your materials at the X. L. Tonic. I'm kinda
nervous talking to THE phvkkages( I'm sorry if I'm annoying
you! can send you a demo of my materials someday? It's ok if
you don't want to talk to me.

I have a request though. In the early twenty-first century
classic christian rock audio ballet aptly titled 'don't
nobody give a phvkk' there was a particularly emotionally
moving scene at time coordi-modulate 0:50. This is scene
three, titled "my nizzle". I felt that the piece, in it's
brevity, left the audience hanging, craving more, before
scene 4, the chipmunk chorus started. Though the PHVKKAGE,
in their omnivorous crafting, doubtlessly used brevity
deliberately as a medium in this composition, can I perhaps
request some ***BONUS*** materials of a similar gangster
christian rap nature depicting the outcome and, the
resolution, of, the now, famous, wizzl,e scene? It's ok if
you are too busy doing other projects though.

"ay ay,

hhhhhh-wwwwwwwwwwwWHAT?

my nizzle"

your faned,
w H w


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-02-22 19:45 [#01085015]
Points: 1158 Status: Lurker



i miss watmm


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-22 19:51 [#01085018]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



Whooa! Is "watmm" a side project of the PHVKKAGES? Tell me
more about that!


 

offline Clic on 2004-02-23 22:40 [#01086652]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



There was a real reason behind my request for your address,
Noll.

Theif Bow Wow's "Let's Get Down" track.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-23 22:41 [#01086655]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Can I play?


 

offline Clic on 2004-02-23 22:44 [#01086658]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular | Followup to horsefactory: #01086655



Yeah, come on.


 

offline k_maty on 2004-02-23 22:44 [#01086659]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular



WE WANT PHVKKAGE


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-23 22:45 [#01086661]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



This is swell!


 

offline Clic on 2004-02-23 22:45 [#01086662]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular | Followup to k_maty: #01086659



IT'S COMING SOON.

OH GOD.


 

offline Clic on 2004-02-23 22:46 [#01086663]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular | Followup to horsefactory: #01086661



Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


 

offline Clic on 2004-02-23 22:48 [#01086664]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



Look at Ian, trying to avoid this thread.

Come on, Noll. I hear you out there. Just come in here
already.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-23 22:50 [#01086666]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Come on, how can you resist this?! Look what we're doing
now. Uh oh!!! Heh heh.


 

offline k_maty on 2004-02-23 22:50 [#01086667]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular



i WON GET PHVK


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-23 22:51 [#01086668]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Clic: #01086664



you scared the little guy off..

maybe.. if we keep really still, Ian will come back...!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-23 22:55 [#01086669]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



oh my god it's the coolest xltronic member!!!!! Can I touch
your face? What about if I just stroke your hair?


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-23 23:05 [#01086675]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



Oh that must have been when I was still logged in here but
my computer started swarming with viruses disguised as
norton antivirus and shut down. How do you uninstall norton
"anti"virus? Nobody knows. I'm pretty sure I gave you my
address though! I've been checking my mail at 1234 Fake
street and... nothing :(
OH! I didn't provide the state or country: Nowhereville,
Nowhereland
I cannot wait!
Thanks fikkages! I'll stay tuned into LXtronic for more.


 

offline Clic on 2004-02-23 23:05 [#01086676]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #01086668



Go set out some fried okra. You know, draw him in.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-23 23:07 [#01086677]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



Ok, I brought the fried okra! I hope we can catch him.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-23 23:12 [#01086680]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Clic: #01086676



he fell for it!

there he is!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-23 23:13 [#01086681]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



AHHHH!! I'm leaving, I'm scared of whatevere's coming!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-23 23:17 [#01086682]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



GET HIM!! QUICKLY!!!


 

offline Clic on 2004-02-23 23:23 [#01086685]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



GET THE FUCKING FUCKAAAR!!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-23 23:25 [#01086687]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



GRAB 'IM!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-23 23:26 [#01086688]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to qrter: #01086687



wow. that works quite well with my murdock-avatar.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-24 08:03 [#01087071]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



Ok I caught him! qrter, you restrain him, and clic, you hold
his eyelids open. Then I'll urinate in his eyes.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-24 08:08 [#01087080]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



(Jon, let's nab him when he's opening his zipper.. I mean..
uh..)


 

offline Clic on 2004-02-24 08:17 [#01087091]
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Hey Ian, come here...


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2004-02-24 08:17 [#01087092]
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eep!


 

offline Clic on 2004-02-24 08:17 [#01087093]
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GET THE FUCK OUT! JESUS MAN, YOU'RE GOING TO SCARE HIM OFF
AGAIN!


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2004-02-24 08:23 [#01087096]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker



yessir, sorry sir, don' mean no harm, sir, rub her boots and
liquor, sir, sorry. okay.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-24 08:26 [#01087101]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



*peeps head out from behind a tree in the background*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-24 08:39 [#01087118]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



where the HELL did he get that tree from!?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-24 09:14 [#01087161]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



*w M w opens door3 and tip toes to door1, opens it and goes
inside*

*qrter opens door2 looks both ways then opens door1 and goes
inside*

*w M w opens door one and walks over to door 3 and takes it
off the wall, carrying it and all its contents like a
suitcase then hurls it off a cliff along with qrter*


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-24 09:14 [#01087163]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



*w M w opens door3 and tip toes to door1, opens it and goes
inside*

*qrter opens door2 looks both ways then opens door1 and goes
inside*

*w M w opens door one and walks over to door 3 and takes it
off the wall, carrying it and all its contents like a
suitcase then hurls it off a cliff along with qrter*


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-24 09:16 [#01087166]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



(then clic discovered that the tape that was playing the
whole incident was skipping and repeating and took the tape
out and threw it in an alligator pit. Only to discover that
his existence was only a tape that w M w was watching)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-24 09:17 [#01087167]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



... and masturbating to.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-24 09:27 [#01087179]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



I'm afraid to touch him now.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-24 09:49 [#01087201]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Are we in Frankfurt yet


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-02-24 15:38 [#01087703]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



What the bloody el?


 


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