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My friend found a pair of keys...
 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-02-22 18:17 [#01084972]
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In his pocket. They weren't his. He suggested they were
mine and that I left them at his house last xmas. Problems
were ahead.
These were my actaul keys and I have actually been living
with a family of 4 geese for the past year - not noticing
their existence or the fact that their appartment only has 4
1/2 rooms.
I headed back to my true appartment only to find out that I
wasn't rich, I was single, a university student, and
addicted to more things then I could remember.

I dropped everything I had. Now my mission is get back on
track - asap. The rich geese have promised to help me.
They told me the good weather, good times, and the good life
arrives in spring!
So, let's hope for the best.

Springtime-greetings from key.

 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-02-22 19:14 [#01084999]
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i hate geese, they chase me whenever they can

 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-02-22 19:18 [#01085004]
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they also poo alot

 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-22 19:23 [#01085007]
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It is some kind of key... secret?

Good luck with the Geese.

horsefactory

 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2004-02-22 20:32 [#01085035]
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Geese: An insider perspective

 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-22 20:39 [#01085039]
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you lived with geese? I'm confused... what, did you live in
their nest or something?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-22 20:40 [#01085040]
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you lived with geese? I'm confused... what, did you live in
their nest or something?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-22 20:40 [#01085041]
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you lived with geese? I'm confused... what, did you live in
their nest or something?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-22 20:44 [#01085043]
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you lived with geese? I'm confused... what, did you live in
their nest or something?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-22 20:46 [#01085044]
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just explain me how are you going to cut it

 

offline maphive from 3% step and 54foot-slide on 2004-02-22 21:35 [#01085064]
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one time i was living in this apartment complex , and there
was a small lake
there. I went to the store to buy some beer or something ,
and i guess i had left the patio door open ...when i arrived
home there were over twenty geese making themselves at home
in the apartment. Up on the counters , all over the fucking
place.


 

offline maphive from 3% step and 54foot-slide on 2004-02-22 21:36 [#01085065]
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canada geese

 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-02-22 21:56 [#01085069]
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you lived with geese? I'm confused... what, did you live in
their nest or something? just explain me how are you going
to cut it.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-02-22 23:09 [#01085083]
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i found a key last night. it is now on my keyring with
several other keys who's purpose is unknown to me.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-02-22 23:13 [#01085086]
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the key to the geese's heart

 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-02-22 23:17 [#01085087]
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:I

 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-23 10:11 [#01085628]
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you lived with geese? I'm confused... what, did you live in

their nest or something? just explain me how are you going
to cut it.



 

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