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offline uzim on 2004-02-22 16:17 [#01084747]
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"Clowns..."

> as a fetish? eee... scary... *shudders* °_°


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2004-02-22 16:24 [#01084769]
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Feeders are pretty high on the freak scale. Men who get
turned on by fat women. Not just that..oh no, they live with
them and feed them like pets. I'm sure some of the Swedes
here saw the documentary. The guy got sexually excited when
the fatty said she was hungry. Heh, they treat the women
like pets.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 16:26 [#01084775]
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i've seen that. it's mean. but then you think... wait...
therre arre starrving kids all overr the worrld, fuck them.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-02-22 16:28 [#01084782]
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posting on xlt while my girlfriend sucks me off under the
desk..

:)


 

offline tallyho from Vladivostok (Russia) on 2004-02-22 16:29 [#01084784]
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oops... the link


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:29 [#01084785]
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fist fucking 17 year old girls until there insides are so
messed up they will never be able to conceive.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-02-22 16:31 [#01084786]
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awww :)


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-02-22 16:31 [#01084787]
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yea i have a freind or two who enjoy the cutting during sex
and foreplay... its not really for me although ive done that
sort of thing and it doesnt bother me at all.

punching, hitting during sex is a bit strange, I once had a
girlfriend, like 5years ago that wanted me to hit her really
hard during sex, and i have friends who have said theyve had
girls who said the same thing. strange.. but it doesnt
suprise me

ive had girls pull my hair, ive pulled theirs, ive cut them,
theyve cut me, ive covered them in melted chocolate, honey,
whipped cream, tied them up, been tied up, slapping, being
really rough, roll playing, oh man i could go on for a while
with what ive done in bed. hehe.

the funniest one is baby fetishes, like when someone gets in
a diaper and acts like a baby, ie: shitting and pissing and
stuff, its hilarious.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 16:32 [#01084788]
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you typed therre when it was meant to be theirr
bahahahahahahahahahahaa, loserr


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-02-22 16:33 [#01084791]
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shock factor wears thin if theres no substance to back it
up.

it ain't shockin
it ain't funny
why? not cos its 'offensive'.. couldnt care less about that.
its just that its too easy.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-02-22 16:33 [#01084792]
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um....strangling

yah....


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:34 [#01084793]
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I feel such a loser now.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 16:35 [#01084795]
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they'rre you go now, its not to bad is it?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:35 [#01084797]
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Another fetish I have is, after I split up from a
girlfriend, masturbating on a photograph of her so she can
still taste what our love was all about.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:36 [#01084798]
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haha you said to where it was meant to be too, also you said
They'rre instead of There.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:36 [#01084800]
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But on a serious note.

C#


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 16:37 [#01084802]
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loserr, you missed the its when it's meant to be it's.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 16:38 [#01084803]
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no but rreally, i'm chastised.



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:39 [#01084805]
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yeah??? well you smell of cheese


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 16:40 [#01084808]
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rresorrting to petty insults now i see.

but it's trrue, i do smell of cheese.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:44 [#01084813]
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It wasn't an insult. I was stateing a fact of your
cheesiness as there are females who visit here who deserve
to know about the dairylea accumilated around your bell end.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 16:45 [#01084814]
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now that's rrude and dirrty.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 16:47 [#01084815]
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btw, it's stating, not stateing :P and it's accumulated not
accumilated, poo head.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:47 [#01084817]
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I shouldn't post when I am drunk. I love you anus.

and that is you not mispelt your...at least it is at the
moment.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:49 [#01084819]
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DICKSHUNARY BOI GET YORSELF A GURL AND FUK HER SILLY.

Then you too will not be bothered about silly spelling and
grammer.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 16:49 [#01084820]
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haha.
no posting when drrunk's not good.
ask key_secret.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-02-22 16:55 [#01084828]
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oh boy...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 16:56 [#01084831]
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close yourr earrs.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:57 [#01084832]
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You know you would be quite attractive if you were a flesh
girl instead of text on a screen.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:57 [#01084835]
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Wanna come to vegas and get married?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 16:58 [#01084836]
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Wanna come to vegas and get married?


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-02-22 16:59 [#01084842]
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hahah!
what are you drinking? send me some!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 17:02 [#01084849]
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I has a few pints at the pub, then I finished this green
stuff I found in a bottle, then I had some honey rum which
is always nice, I am drinking 151 proof now because i have
nothing left.

I am impressed with my typing though.

by the way, I love you, just don't tell my girlfriend.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 17:05 [#01084853]
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i trried to get a drrink in the pub located in the local
sporrts centerr. it was shut.

end.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-02-22 17:06 [#01084860]
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the green stuff could possibly be absinthe. that would be
awesome
and i love you too...


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-02-22 17:06 [#01084861]
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ecnadniarb; oh my god... haha.... ...... relax man... dont
act so stupid because your somewhat drunk.

and you couldnt be too wasted or else you couldnt even type,
trust me... ive been too drunk many times to even sit. so
just relax and stop being such a bullshitter. haha..

on the subject of sex, i like to puke.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 17:07 [#01084863]
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it;s either that or household cleaner. my insides do feel
kind of clean actually. I will be sparking tomorrow wiht a
lemon fresh smell.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-02-22 17:08 [#01084871]
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yeah .... "haha" cool DOOD. SO COOl YOUR DRUNK MANS SO THAT
MAKES YOU AWSOME. YOUR FUCKING COOL.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-22 17:09 [#01084873]
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i was drrunk once when i was youngerr, when into my mates
drrink cupboarrd, drrank some 'brrown stuff' as it has
famously become known, and began to hallucinate. that was
fucked up. i loved it. trrue storry.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-02-22 17:09 [#01084876]
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reflex i love you too.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 17:10 [#01084880]
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fuck off you sad little cunt. problem with people like you
is that people don't like you because you are a tit. If I
met you int he street though, I would give you a hug and
throw up on your shoes.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-02-22 17:10 [#01084883]
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tragedy: yeah but im sober. and I need to go drive around
town putting up posters for our show this weekend. so you
love me, would you kill me?


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-02-22 17:11 [#01084887]
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ecnadniarb: thats right, thats why i have lots of friends
and people tend to like me in real life?. hmmm yeah, lets
not confuse the internet with real life.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-02-22 17:11 [#01084888]
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loving is caring is killing

so yup.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 17:14 [#01084894]
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i don't even know you..who the fuck are you? you're the
little twat who thinks he is cool because he got banned was
watmm aren;t you. The little tit with the vendetta against
Joyrex. I think it is you who is confused between the
internet and "real life"


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-02-22 18:04 [#01084958]
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This was so long ago but

uzim: The clown thing was just a poor joke about the idea of
a 'funny fetish'...


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-02-22 18:47 [#01084984]
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ecnadniarb; yeah thats right I think im cool because I got
banned from joyrex almost 3 years ago!? dont believe
everything joyrex says, just because that idiot tells people
that i think im cool because of it, thats I really thing
that? jesus fuckin christ man, I could give a fuck less
about WATMM or joyrex or anything like that, holy christ
your stupid.

yeah im confused, your sitting on a messageboard supposedly
drunk and you think your cool because of it. wooo hoo.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 19:06 [#01084993]
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your sitting on a messageboard supposedly
drunk and you think your cool because of it. wooo hoo.


huh?

I was just messing about with anus and tragedy...you were
the one who had a go at me remember. I didn't fucking say
anything to you. At what point did I say I thought I was
cool? Face it, you were just being a prick.

I don't think I have ever done or said anything in the past
that would have caused you personal offense. Hell, I am
pretty sure I have resized images for your avatars on a
couple of occassions, but for some reason you see fit to
attack me.

You just need to fucking grow up lad.


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2004-02-22 20:37 [#01085038]
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I remember watching Insomniac with Dave Attell and he was at
some fetish place and some guy goes...

"I like it when my wife puts on high heels and stomps on my
balls"

that grossed me out


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-22 20:52 [#01085047]
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REFLEX is such a twat... I find everything he says so stupid
and hard to believe... I don't mean to start this so called
"feud" again, but damn he just bugs me!


 


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