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i have a lightsabre!
 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-22 05:25 [#01084017]
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for real my peeps

heh


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offline eric_hard_jams on 2004-02-22 05:28 [#01084022]
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real ones don't have dark tips my friend :D


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-02-22 05:29 [#01084023]
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weren't you one of kylie's on stage dancers?


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-22 05:29 [#01084024]
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yeah well, you know

it beats a composited one anyways!

heh


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-22 05:29 [#01084025]
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fuck no man

kylie is a fucking whore

well, anyways i don't like her and i don't like her "musak"


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-02-22 05:35 [#01084031]
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but i saw her doing a 'live' performance with a load of
dancers. the dancers were doing some kind of choreography
with fluorescent tube lights.
you look a lot like one of said dancers..

in fact, one of them had a broken tube light that kept
flickering on+off and finally died half way through the
song.
the poor sod had to carry on with a dead bulb. he was
probably fired by an angry kylie immediately afterwards..
it WAS you, wasnt it?


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-22 05:38 [#01084033]
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yeah, you blew my cover

fucking damn faulty tube-lights!

you know, you trust them to work while you're doing a
performance, and at the critical moment, they fuck up on
you!

and then they fire me.....ME!

why didn't they fire the tube-light company?

hmmph?


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-02-22 05:39 [#01084035]
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its always the little man who suffers..


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-02-22 06:12 [#01084071]
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Agreed, and they sever limbs when you touch someone else
with it.

Sorry, nice try....

:(


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-22 06:17 [#01084076]
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how do you know mine doesn't sever limbs?

hmph?


 

offline nacmat on 2004-02-22 06:19 [#01084077]
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oscillik loves kylie!!!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-02-22 06:30 [#01084081]
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I'm a Jedi, I sense your deception


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-02-22 07:56 [#01084116]
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oscilik DID love kylie - but now he's bitter and twisted.
because she sacked him for his faulty tube light.
hell hath no fury like a professional dancer scorned..


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-22 10:29 [#01084226]
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I think your enemys will end up picking glass out of there
eyes .


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-02-22 10:30 [#01084228]
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I challenge you to a duel!!!!!

*slaps with white glove


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-02-22 10:31 [#01084232]
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*Force chokes Virginpusher*

Not today please, no violence! ;)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-02-22 10:33 [#01084236]
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Sorry Jedi.

*attempts to breathe*


 


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