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offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-02-20 13:13 [#01082333]
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I love you and all man, but this is ridiculous.

 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-02-20 13:15 [#01082338]
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Mating ritual of the ecnadniarb

Since ecnadniarbs are hermaphrodites, each partner's wiener
must fit into the other's genital opening. This makes
choosing a mate of equal size a must. Before actually
getting down to it, both partners check out each other's
equipment - no ecnadniarb can ever be accused of rape,
because both partners must present their plumbing before
anything else happens. If either ecnadniarb miscalculates,
it may get its wanker stuck during actual copulation and be
unable to pull out afterward. When this happens, the unstuck
partner bites off the stuck one's ecnadniarbhood -
scientists call this "apophallation", though "Bobbitization"
may have more of a ring in popular circles. This strange
mating ritual might have evolved to limit penis size. It
makes one glad to be a mammal.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-02-20 13:15 [#01082339]
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piece of shite, share the spot-light


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-02-20 13:23 [#01082356]
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funniest thing ever.

 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-20 14:47 [#01082487]
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just explain me how are you going to cut it

 

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