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Americans still won't shut up about the boobie. A goverment commission has been set up to investigate the boobie. Politicians, religious leaders, housewives and construction workers are all very upset that children saw or may have seen or heard about the boobie. Children must never see the boobie. There are now rumors that some sick individuals actively encourage babies to put the boobie in their mouths. These animals must be hunted down mercilessly. |
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FUCK |
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Have you seen the boobie, citizen? Report all boobie related incidents to the Ashcroft commission for the annihilation of human anatomy. |
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i saw these boobs once |
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i have seen many boobies. They are fun |
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you are TAINTED! GOD WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN! |
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i have this theory about hell anyway, all the sins are the cool things in life, and EVERYONE is going to hell anyway, so wouldnt you rather be with loads of people doing all the cool things where its nice and warm rather than sitting on a cloud on your own? |
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i only believe in nirvana, anyway, so it doesn't matter to me. |
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I have boobies ( o Y o ) |
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then you must be devil-spawn! i will dispatch a spanish inquisition to your home immediately! |
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Better keep em to yourself, or I will sue you on behalf of the Xlt-messageboard, and it's disturbed young men. Man. Americans are crazy. |
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not a good combination: crazy, overpatriotic, god-fearing and the thought "moneymoneymoneymoney" looping in their heads! |
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If Americans were forced to see boobs every now and then they wouldn't be so weird, I think. By the way, did Bylarm start yesterday or tonight? |
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tonight. i'm going, even though I think I am sick (which is typical of me.. whenever there is something fun I want to do, i get sick!) |
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Don't worry, that's just how people from Bergen react when something important happens. Just look at the Brann-players :) |
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haha! well.. i'll have to wait until tomorrow before i get money from siviltjenesten, so it seems like I won't drink much tonight.. i think i'll use the rest of my money to buy ear-protection, actually... going to 6 concerts today. |
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I know ! i didn;t even know they were still making a fuss about this untill I heard it on the radio today They're even making Justin Timberlake apologise ! |
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well.. he SHOULD apologize, but not for that. they should both apologize for what they have done to music! |
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Hvor er du i siviltjeneste? |
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Universitetet i Bergen. er egentlig ansatt ved UNIS, men UNIS ligger på svalbard.. har kontor på UIB. |
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Hva gjør du? Foruten hard kaffedrikking og surfing? |
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hjelper tibetanske utvekslingsstudenter med alle problemer de måtte ha. i tillegg til å hjelpe med administrative problemer som sjefene mine måtte ha. |
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Oddly, I watched something about on television just before the report on the US government gearing up for its fight against the godless boobie: In 1497 he and his followers carried out the famous Bonfire of the Vanities. They sent boys from door to door collecting items associated with moral "laxity": mirrors, cosmetics, "lewd" pictures, "pagan" books, gaming tables, fine dresses, and the works of "immoral" poets, and burnt them all in a large pile in the Piazza della Signoria of Florence. Notoriously, fine Florentine Renaissance artwork was lost in Savanarola's bonfires, including paintings by Sandro Botticelli. |
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some years back, on the domestic music awards show - which was broadcasted live, a girl walked up for an award completely nude - it was a bit of a shock to those two presenting the award. they showed replay of the whole show next day (during the day so kids who missed it previous night could watch it). they didn't censure that girl...she was very good looking too. |
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who was she? |
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hmm, i don't remember...i know she picked up the best dance video award. |
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nekkidness is nothing to be ashamed of. |
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fuck amerikkka |
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