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offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-10 09:26 [#01066877]
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that's what i want to be when i'm big.
i'd love to get paid to open and hold open doorrs forr
people.
i'd feel so grreat that i was being 'paid' to do this.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 09:27 [#01066880]
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The novelty would probably wear off after a while and you
would just think "I get paid to open doors."
After this you would die of shame.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-02-10 09:28 [#01066881]
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haha i dont think its called a door opener dear.

Reminds me of that Seinfeld commercial. Arent they called
Bellhops?


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-02-10 09:28 [#01066882]
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No bellhops are the guys who take your bags. Door guy? ahah


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-10 09:29 [#01066883]
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God knows, but the point of it escapes me. Everry time I
pushed a doorr open I'd be laughing inside.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-02-10 09:29 [#01066885]
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Doorman

or Doorperson I should say


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 09:32 [#01066897]
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Doorshit


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-02-10 09:37 [#01066903]
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ding ding ding

Dont hate on the doorperson!

when its pouring outside...who got the door???
When your hands are full...whos got the door??
When you want to kick someone out...whos got the door??
And when you want to sneak that hooker into your
place...whos got the door???


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-02-10 09:41 [#01066915]
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I was hoping this was some sort of group, like Square
Pusher, but Door Opener instead!


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-10 09:43 [#01066917]
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i think you can do it


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-10 09:44 [#01066920]
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i think i should do it


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 09:44 [#01066921]
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With such classic albums as

Feed me weird doors
Burning'n Door
Door 16
Go Open the Plastic Door
Ultradooropener
Hard Normal Door
Doorwindow

...ha ha



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-10 10:13 [#01066963]
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My grandad was a door man (by that I mean door opener, not
bouncer) for some department store or other.

I think it's a dying trade though- automatic doors are in a
lot of public buildings now.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-02-10 10:37 [#01066985]
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I think it will remain popular in places like posh hotels
and restaurants, at least for another decade or so.


 


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