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I lost my virginity two nights ago! Woo! I got a new girlfriend who puts out like the Dickens. What a great week I'm having! Anyone have any breaking news/embarrasing stories in the realm of their sex life they'd like to share? |
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congratulations |
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why would you post this on a message board? |
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congratulations. I hope you used some kind of protection. or I'll have to "congratulate" you again, in 9 mounths. |
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How old are you.......im 23 and still a virgin |
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way to go amnesiac.... welcome into the world of pregnancy and STD's ;) |
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I didn't look at who made this thread, only the title, and I could've sworn it was going to be by monoid. Or at least I hoped it was, so maybe he could just get on with his life. |
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I havent really lost my virginity. I'm sure it in the house somewhere, I've just misplaced it |
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use rubber |
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i'll probably wait until im married |
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she'll only break your heart. |
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why? |
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well done that man, i hope it was as wonderful and awkward as it was for you as it was many |
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I hate females... |
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.......... maybe I never had one? O_o |
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how do you do that? |
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female cats? |
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exactly! |
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nah, i think he meant female dogs. |
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Snakes with tits, that's what we are >=o) |
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"use rubber" ..in general, you mean..? |
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I'd like some milk from the snakes' tits. |
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well, the advantages of using rubber in certain situations far outway conventional materials, such as rubber replacing wood in the wheel, and of course rubber replacing patent pleather as the apparel of choice for sadomasochists. |
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I fail to see why you'd post this really but anyway ... welcome, have fun. |
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cmon, he's just excited... didn't you feel like you were on top of the world the first time you tapped it? I know I did. |
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on top of something, thats for sure :D |
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I'm the king of the world! |
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... and I'm your queen. Amnesiac is the prince. But he will never take the throne from you. |
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Of course. I was about to say that I didn't shout it over the digital rooftops (not that I knew this place at the time) but then again given the number of people who post about being depressed and worse (myself included) it's nice to see a truely happy post. Give her hell ;) |
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seeing other people happy just makes me more depressed... ;) |
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ah, you should be happy. Amnesiac may be the Fuckmaster, but you'll always be the Funkmaster. |
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what good is the funk, if you don't have the fuck? |
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you can use the funk to get fuck, but you can never fuck to get funk. if you know what I mean. |
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i do |
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To everyone who said "why would you post this?"... why would one post or maybe, ? How about ? And we definately can't forget , , and most importantly, I could go on if you'd like, but in the meantime kindly go fuck yourself |
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How old are you ? |
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seventeen |
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I'd rather have a girl fuck myself... |
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chil winston |
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you'd rather be a crotchety douchebag |
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I think you should have another kick up another immature fuss and leave again... |
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congratulations, hope you didn't think that moment you entered her: "I might to be wrong" :-p |
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whats up with the body part thread? That`s my thread man. slander man |
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seventeen....great now I look even more like a loser.. |
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don`t worry. he`s gonna die before you so 7 years later it`ll all even out and stuff |
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I don't 'fuck', I make lurrrrve :) |
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calling people losers cause they havent fucked yet stupid |
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I don't do anything... I let the girl do all the work! *ba dump bum ching!* ;) |
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nah it's not stupid. It's fucking pathetic |
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ummm, Monoid was calling himself a loser... |
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