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she: beautiful 27yo phd candidate, ployglot intellectual to boot me: 20yo washed-out undergrad fuck-up with lingering teenage insecurities and -- my sole redeemer -- a sharp tongue somehow i have managed to cultivate an affair with this positively incredible women -- exchanging charged e-mails and spending virtually every day this past week and a half together -- but a thin veil of innocence still lingers over the whole ordeal -- except tonight, she suggested i come over to her house.. now -- i know she is at least somewhat attracted to me- -- how do i make this happen? ugh do i bring a bottle of wine or something? isn't that so middle-aged and cheesy? do i bring anything? how do i avoid a long meandering conversation, punctuated by awkward silences and a disappointed "good night" to end on? UGHGHGHGH HELP!!!!!!!! |
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True or False: As soon as a bear smokes a cigar, does he immediately become a tosspot? |
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just bring condoms and a whip. oh, and flowers, maybe... |
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aren't flowers absolute fromage though? i have recently emerged from a 3-year relationship which started when i was 17 so i feel totally incompetent -- hence the rather laughable move of consulting my messageboard friends |
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bring some chocolates, and maybe some flowers or soemthing. But maybe jsut go for the chocolates, its hard to say. But women love chocolate! and dont think about the silences. And who ever said that silence has to be awkward, sometimes silence is really intimate. anyway, good luck and have a good time. :) |
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bring some nightmares on wax, candy, pot and applejuice. o: and put some socks in your trousers |
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i ment underpants, i smoked to much pot |
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you could have just brought wine but it dont matter now nomore anyhow, since you got it on anyhow |
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holy fuck dood.... i wouldnt dare want to stay with a 27 year old if I was 20? why?????? the age difference is crappy enough. |
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now you scared him away come back dude, have to finish a job here! |
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bring drugs + condoms. that'll take care of things. and don't forget your sense of humour and sharp tongue. Also, just like staplemouth said, silence can be intimate so try to get it at the right time. |
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heyz big. What's up in your world? |
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