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offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-30 08:03 [#01054708]
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me:

haha lousy virgins

monoid, when are you just gonna wake up and tie the noose?

im 22 and i'll be fucked by a chimp if im gonna sit here
whining about how old i feel with a fucking 19 year old.
Jesus christ get a life you miserable cunts

fitter people just die healthier

i just hacked you and stole your virginity

theres no fun in being damentalists

if by great you mean total donkey spunk, then yes, yes it
is

man, you cant even see the funny part of funny can you?

"interesting and unique" is just girl talk for "moose hit
by
a car and thrown in a blender with a squashed toad".

Anyone who likes mr
bungle should be shot, and torn to pieces by bears.

reality is your ugly face, and your tiny penis

im sure you'll all love your tattoos when they look like
lumps of stilton in years to come

i'll confirm your pondering thoughts. That pic makes you
look like an 18th century whore.

poland did something in the war, sure, they went like this:

*bends over, pulls down trousers, looks lovingly over at
Germany...'

i bought a coat, and the guy who i bought it off was ugly
as hell.It was funny

you hormonal foreigners with your hormones, and your, your
milkmen and your... umm.. your damn boxes and shoes


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-30 08:03 [#01054709]
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you did in the lucky duck quote!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-30 08:05 [#01054711]
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well if you disliked that part so much, you could have left
it out, it's not an essential part of the quote!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-30 08:06 [#01054713]
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yes, it is. because it was an emoticon.

whee!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-30 08:10 [#01054715]
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Nothing in this thread is funny apart from the one I brought
to someone's attention


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-30 08:12 [#01054718]
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just like you to take all the credit for yourself!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-30 08:12 [#01054720]
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I think you confused me with aphextriplet's unwarranted
swollen ego


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-30 08:13 [#01054722]
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then, you are funny!

haha!

(laughing OF you, not WITH you!)


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-30 08:13 [#01054723]
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it's possible


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-30 08:13 [#01054725]
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the size of your penis is pretty funny.

"man, you cant even see the funny part of funny can you? "

that quote was taken from me talking to you too.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-30 08:14 [#01054729]
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Yeah I remember it. It doesn't get better with age, does it?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-30 08:16 [#01054730]
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then, he would only see "pretty" when looking at his penis!


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-30 08:19 [#01054731]
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like your penis?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-30 08:21 [#01054735]
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Penises are incapable of looking pretty


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-30 08:22 [#01054736]
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i know, Jarworski is a walking talking example


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-30 08:24 [#01054737]
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:D


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-30 11:03 [#01054928]
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That fact your location is "mid jiggle" is slightly
humorous.


 

offline nacmat on 2004-01-30 11:56 [#01054993]
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lol

did pomme really say that?


 

offline tallyho from Vladivostok (Russia) on 2004-01-30 15:35 [#01055261]
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oh yes he did :D

href="http://xltronic.com/mb/topic.php3?&topic=41568&order=
&seekwrd=are%20we%20freaks&seekrel=or&sord=&start=50">here<



 

offline tallyho from Vladivostok (Russia) on 2004-01-30 15:37 [#01055266]
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oi !!!!

href="http://xltronic.com/mb/topic.php3?&topic=41568&order=
&seekwrd=are%20we%20freaks&seekrel=or&sord=&start=50">here<



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-30 15:38 [#01055268]
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href="http://xltronic.com/mb/topic.php3?&topic=41568&order=
&seekwrd=are%20we%20freaks&seekrel=or&sord=&start=50">here<
/a>


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-30 15:39 [#01055273]
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Is this what you are trying to do?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-30 15:39 [#01055274]
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:)

href="http://xltronic.com/mb/topic.php3?&topic=41568&order=

&seekwrd=are%20we%20freaks&seekrel=or&sord=&start=50">here<
/a>


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-30 15:40 [#01055278]
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must do this right!

here


 

offline tallyho from Vladivostok (Russia) on 2004-01-30 15:41 [#01055279]
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that's mysterious.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-30 15:50 [#01055293]
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LOL
-BlatantEcho


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-01-30 15:51 [#01055298]
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THIS is the best quote ever:

"listening to/making your own tracks is like
masturbating, it takes more effort to do it yourself but it
usually turns out
just right (if you've been doing it since the 6th grade),
whereas listening to someone else's music could really blow

your socks off in a way you didnt think about doing yourself
like using a vaccuum cleaner and crisco or something, and
you didnt even have to exert any energy."
-
Fuckwagon


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-30 21:51 [#01055924]
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We will remember this thread with great fondness. in 1mil...

-horsefactory-


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-30 21:54 [#01055928]
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if 4 was a beer then i would have died long ago

-Jazembo-



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-01-30 21:56 [#01055930]
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every silver lining has a cloud


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-01-31 02:07 [#01056028]
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lol.

- promo


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-31 04:28 [#01056060]
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"Lol.".


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-31 04:29 [#01056061]
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"wtf?"
-BlatantEcho


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-31 09:50 [#01056246]
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yo

-BlatantEcho-


 

offline tallyho from Vladivostok (Russia) on 2004-01-31 18:11 [#01056721]
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"To everybody who thinks it: I AM NOT NICE."

-nacmat


 

offline tallyho from Vladivostok (Russia) on 2004-01-31 18:12 [#01056723]
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"My friend and I used to have laughing seizures in the 4th
grade. We would see a candy wrapper on the ground, look at
eachother, and then burst into laughter, real laughter for
no other reason than to laugh at a candy wrapper or a half
eaten apple."

-mappatazee


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-31 18:17 [#01056731]
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Hah! That friend is now a coke dealer. Ahh those were the
days.


 

offline tallyho from Vladivostok (Russia) on 2004-01-31 18:22 [#01056739]
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this one is prolly my fave:

"Please stick to the topic!
Talk about pants in clothes store or AIM."

-sine707


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-31 18:58 [#01056774]
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"everytime i visit this site,which is not that often i
get the feeling that you are just like the kids on some
fucking rock site! yeah White stripes are the saviours of
rock n roll. i dont talk about electronic music, i talk
about music as an artform which it is. to me at least. music
is not a trend its a way of life yknow."


-nurse


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2005-06-16 16:33 [#01634817]
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"*bump*"

- Junktion (in various topics)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-16 16:40 [#01634824]
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most of these aren't very funny. :(


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-16 16:55 [#01634840]
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It started off good, but as usual the mongs slobbered it
into meaningless, forced, wacky unfunny wankery. WTG,
tit-wipes.


 

offline dopper from Bern (Switzerland) on 2005-06-16 17:00 [#01634846]
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the bank of england, they think theyve got a license to
print money


 

offline dopper from Bern (Switzerland) on 2005-06-16 17:01 [#01634847]
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do you think stephen hawking was known as the black hole of
the family?


 

offline imdex from Argentina on 2005-06-16 21:25 [#01635154]
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Penises are incapable of looking pretty
DJ Xammax


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-06-16 21:34 [#01635156]
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happy b-day mary-kate and ashley!

-morton



 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-06-16 21:49 [#01635158]
Points: 1416 Status: Lurker



"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too
many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women
all across the country."

—George Bush Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.


 


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