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offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-28 14:42 [#01052498]
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whale


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-28 14:43 [#01052499]
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thank you!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-28 14:44 [#01052500]
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Yuck!!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-28 14:45 [#01052502]
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Why do whales always explode? Either someone blows them up
with dynamite, or they do it themselves. Crazy whales.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-01-28 14:47 [#01052511]
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sometimes they beach themselves, and end up just waiting to
rot or have their blubber ripped out and sold..


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-28 14:48 [#01052514]
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Aww, how nice of them.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2004-01-28 14:49 [#01052518]
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haha


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2004-01-28 14:50 [#01052519]
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there's my 2 cents on the matter.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-01-28 14:52 [#01052522]
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that Professor Wang is a genius


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-28 14:54 [#01052523]
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Sperm whales I think are the grossest looking of all the
whales....


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offline Xanatos from New York City (United States) on 2004-01-28 15:23 [#01052558]
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"The whale attracted a lot of onlookers both before and
after it exploded. "

hahaha


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-28 15:54 [#01052607]
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once again, aphextriplet, an ingenious thread.
you have excelled yourself again.


 

offline blowfield on 2004-01-28 16:01 [#01052618]
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nice story to read before going to bed *scared*


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-29 22:49 [#01054273]
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Mmmm.


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offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2004-01-29 23:51 [#01054313]
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I'd hate to be the owner of that vespa!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-30 00:20 [#01054329]
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Damnit.. If only I were there when it happened..
eviscerated, decomposing sperm whale is my favorite food!


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2004-01-30 00:24 [#01054334]
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they said it was decompassing methane gas, or something

I'll tell you what, that's fucking sick.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-30 00:27 [#01054339]
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Eww, look closely at the whale. Does it look like fluid is
still pouring out onto the ground?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-30 00:28 [#01054340]
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Also, I wonder what that sounded like. Too bad there isn't
an audio recording too.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-30 00:28 [#01054341]
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yep, it was like one giant, slimy, bloody fart. Shame I
couldn't be there... I'm really bummed that there is such
exciting stuff happening in other parts of the world.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-30 00:29 [#01054342]
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I noticed that too, and, yes.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-30 00:30 [#01054344]
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oh god... I can't even imagine how filthy it must have
sounded... like a really bassy wet fart with multiple plops
and splashes afterward...


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-01-31 03:24 [#01056043]
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totally fucking AWSOME!!!!!!



 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-01-31 04:49 [#01056072]
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thats fuckin cool man! I wish i was there to see it all
explode! fuckin eh!

this is well documented, humans after they die if left in
the normal conditions (room temp) will start to bloat and
some of them explode if a little pressure is put on them,
humans can do this too.... sometimes a baby is born..
necrobirth this way, after the death the baby will be forced
out days later by gastric juices/gas and such.. from
decomposition.... ofcourse the baby comes out toally fuckin
dead but... yaknow.


 

offline uzim on 2004-01-31 05:32 [#01056108]
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stupid question: why are they called "sperm whales"?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-31 05:34 [#01056110]
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They give the best cumshots I think


 


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