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A funny tv-show here in Norway made fun of a danish guy last night. The reason was the headline in a danish newspaper "Metroen har kuk i computeren". What does the word "kuk" mean in danish? Is it "bug" or something? Here it means "dick". |
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I saw that too! What is cock doing in the metro computer?!?!? The whole of Norway is waiting for this mystery to be solved! |
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"Hvorfor skal vi jokke rundt i hundelorte?" It was hillarious. I also want some of the Danish people here to watch the Danish-speaking guys, to see if they think it's funny. Gotta find some clips |
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Don't miss it tonight! :) |
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I've done som research and I found this in some guestbook on the net with the following url: http://www.stud.ntnu.no/studorg/ffff/drittgjengen/gjestebok .php3 Fra: bv, undercover som journalist - 24/1-2004, kl.1728 *Har sjekket opp dette med "kuk i computeren" (kjent fra Team Antonsen). En hyggelig teknologiekspert fra Ekstrabladet i Danmark kunne på telefon opplyse meg om at dette er det samme som "datafajl". Det som skjer er at dører åpner seg og tog stopper uten grunn. Mitt alibi var at jeg ringte fra Stavanger Aftenblad og drev og laget en moroartikkel om fenomenet "kuk i computer". Godt med en oppklaring!* So there you are! |
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someone put a cock in a computer? |
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hadde en svær monsterkuk i min computer i fjor.. |
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a dick is a dick, a computer is a computer. and never shall they combine. |
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That was just fucking hilarious. I don't think the danish guy on the other end understood what a fucking laughing stock he was at the moment. "Ja, der var kuk i computeren" |
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you lucky people get to see norwich city vs sheffield utd on saturday live on tv. why you get to see it and i don't i have no idea. |
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who? |
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oi! :) steen nedergaaard will be commentating, i've been told. |
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steeno is now playing for odense again |
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Kuk isnt the same as a data error... its like, an invented word like, when something is strange or wrong. You can say "der gik Kuk i timeplanen" or "der gik kuk i det", or a widely used expression "kuk i kalenderen". Eller "kuk i låget" when someone is crazy (låget = slang for the head!). It cant be translated to just one word, but i hope you get the picture. This probably made you laugh if youre from norway, but its the truth everything i said!!! |
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nesten som det norske: "...det gikk i stå". |
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hehe |
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Also, in Denmark you say "taske " about a bag, but Taske, is , i learned, slang for a hooker in Sweden!!? is that right? We are the laughing stock of the rest of scandinavia... man. |
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taske is also nutsack in norwegian, hehe |
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Sheeeeeet. When swedish guys says, "Gratis" they say congratulations, but when a danish guy says "gratis" it means "free" as in, a thing that doesnt cost anything. |
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We have this little boat in Bergen that goes back and forth the harbour. It's called "Beffen". Somebody told me that beffen is dutch for eating pussy.. |
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same here, only it's grattis in swedish and gratis in danish/norwegian. taske actually means bag too |
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boat + water = fish fish = pussy pussy = fish well, not exactly |
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Kuk = fucked |
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kuk = kukk = cock = fun for girls |
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