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arguably one of the best all purpose candy bars around |
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all purpose? |
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All purpose?... haha, I heard Keith Richards was caught doing something with a snickers to a girl one time. |
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i agree. peanuts. chocolate. nougat. caramel, i think. all or nearly all of the essential candy bar ingredients. just this evening i considered purchasing a snickers, although i intended to eat it rather than employ it in a twisted keithrichardsian scenario. still, i can think of worse things to make a dildo out of. a butterfinger, for example. instead, i got reese's peanut butter cups. |
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I would suppose that he was eating it out of the girls vagina. |
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I was once addicted to snickers/marathon bars, i used to eat maybe 5 or 6 of the BIG ONES a day, then one day I looked at all the empty wrappers strewn about my room ani i realised i had a problem, Now I only eat them on special occasions. |
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Yuck, I couldn't stand eating that much candy, that shit makes me feel sick. |
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eating a snickers out of a vagina, eh? i can't imagine you've met a lot of vaginas if you believe a story like that. that candy bar is too chewy, my friend. i'm sticking with the snickers dildo theory. |
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Nope, the only vaginas I've seen was on stage was in a strip club. Why would it be hard to eat one out of there? as long as it isn't stuffed all the way inside. |
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speaking of candy bar dildos, you never did review my trax as you promised, labium sweat. *would put a smiley face here but has recently been informed by the xltronic elite that smiley faces are frowned upon as they are seen as uncool remnants of aol days gone by* |
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snickers dildo eh? would that be with or without a rubber outer layer? |
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chocolate syrup and whipped cream would be a much better bet. a nice girl wouldn't let you stuff a snickers up there, and trust me, you want a nice girl. |
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Yeah, I know, probably a really nasty slut would be into a snickers in the vagina. |
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seems like a rubber layer would defeat the purpose of enjoying a delicious candy bar. and it would make things that much chewier. not recommended. |
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Yeah, the whipped cream sounds nice. |
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incidentally, i've taken over for dr. ruth. you want the skinny on sex? dr dj plaidzebra will dispense said skinny phatly. it occurs to me that most of you probably don't know who dr. ruth is. |
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is dr.ruth anthing like dr.phil? |
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you guys ruined the most perfect thread ever |
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imagine dr. phil as a short, squinty faced woman with a pronounced german accent. voila. |
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"concidering what we go through everyday, it's no wonder we need eight hours of sleep to recover from it" |
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dr. roy g bivcore? |
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time will destroy you like a mexican god |
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like a mexican god destroyed by time, or like a mexican god destroys with time? and by mexican, are we talking mayan, or aztec or toltec, or what? mescalito? quetzecoatl? i like to know what i'm up against. |
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TACO!!! |
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i want to go get like 4 king size snickers and a big ass pepsi and a defibulator |
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Defibulator? |
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yeah those are the things that you shock your chest with to get your heart going again i think it's spelled different though |
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Oh yeah, I thought you meant another fatty snack... |
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mmm....bounty |
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yes i like snickers... orange "crunchy" snickers are good too. my favourites are ice cream snickers though =) and in japan they do yellow snickers with almonds instead of peanuts too - haven't tried, it didn't sound too attractive to me. |
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yes bounty is good too. and ice cream bounties! (i am longing for summer yes...) |
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"bounty, the taste of paradise'' |
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..a short, squinty faced woman with a pronounced german accent... i know who you are talking about.. |
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Heh... my gf is nice, and she would let me eat a snickers out of her pussy if I wanted to... not that I would want to. |
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It was a Mars, and it was Marianne Faithful. |
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Are you serious? Marianne Faithful like the one in the Metallica video? |
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Yeah, one and the same. She was always hanging round with the stones in the sixties and when they got busted at their London mansion... well the pigs happily disclosed what a dirty bunch of druggies these people were :) |
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What exactly where they doing with the candy bar? |
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mick was eating the mars bar out of marianne's vagina. at school, this was known as a "mars bar party" before most of us even knew the mick+marianne story. snickers used to be called marathon. i have never eaten a snickers bar. i have eaten a marathon bar. it was at this point that i first realised i might have a peanut allergy. |
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if you've got a peanut allergy it's funny and asshole-ish if you are ever in the u.s. to go to a dairy queen (i don't know if they have them in other parts of the world) and ask them to make you something and mention that you are allergic to peanuts. by law, they will have to annoyingly wash all of their electric mixers and equipment before making your ice-cream desert-treat thing.. but then, watch out for a few deliberate peanuts after that irritating (for them) ordeal. a similar thing can be done for vegetarian-burgers at mcdonalds.. if they serve them.. if you don't want your soy-patty cooked in all animal grease with remnants beef chunks in it, they legally have to scrape it all off and scrub off the grills, just for you!. sometimes it's fun being annoying bastard and deliberately slowing down their business.. |
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thanks, i will remember that. *rubs hands with glee + begins plotting* |
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complain about food and/or make unusual demands/requests at your own risk. i guarantee your chances of eating spit, urine and worse will increase significantly. if your food is fucked up to the point where it must be sent back to the kitchen, you should leave right then and there and only pay for what you actually ate (if they make you pay at all). also, never, ever complain or make a fuss where teenagers control the food. maybe it sounds like paranoia, but trust me, these are words of wisdom. |
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A friend of mine told me that some dude he used to know that worked at Taco Bell took a shit in the beans! Sick shit! |
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i worked in a restaurant for quite a while.. i know the dos+don'ts.. thanks for the advice though. if you were going to do the 'i-have-a-nut-allergy-please-clean-everything' scam, it would only be funny/safe if you changed your mind at the last moment + left without paying/eating. it would also be extremely cuntish. |
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the art of a snickers, amazingly the best taste of the whole |
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I REALLY want a bounty now *goes to buy one and get fat* |
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i love the occasional mounds bar, maybe almond joy. i now anticipate the pussy squad to tell me how much coconut sucks. i say to you come hither, to be shot down |
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eat a whole coconut, shell and all, you pansy. shredded coconut is for pussies. |
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