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I met this girl who lives miles and miles away and have decided neither to ejaculate by mine own or hand or with another or shave or cut my hair, until i see her again. Is this noble or crazy? She is the most graceful cuteass thing i have ever seen and feel some action is necessary to mark the time and how i feel. |
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well not wanking ok but not shaving... |
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Don't you have to relieve yourself at some point though? For health purposes, etc. |
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is this proof of love? - i mean, the environment around you will suffer then |
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it's not noble orr crrazy, just... stoopid and pointless. |
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The only relief will be if it comes out in my sleep. Isn't there something valuable in the unesessary? |
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what is the most noble/idiotic thing you have ever done? |
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not ejaculating (except, like you said, "if it comes out in my sleep"), i'm already doing - don't ask me why i don't know what kind of psychological trouble i have!! ; ) it's ok most of the time, but avoid getting crazy sexual fantasms or things like that (i guess you shouldn't look at pornography or sexually exciting pictures too much either) - or else it can give you hell restless nights. trust me. about shaving, i don't care much... i shave mostly because it feels uncomfortable to me having a beard. but i guess you just have to get used to it! =) |
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Once, i didn't mastrubate for 10 days. On one side, i was so fucking horny (BUT, the first couple of days was worst, then it got easier), but on the other side, my mind became wery clear and it was as if someone had pulled away a bag i had over my head and i could think wery well.. Weird.. Just like that Seinfeld episode where George dont get any sex and becomes realy realy smart. |
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A romantic gesture (at least in thought) begins a sojourn which ends, when finally again you meet, with her running off in disgust shouting "oh my god he's really just a horny old tramp" |
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realy realy smart? how many times have you masturbated today :P |
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how long are you expecting not to see her? - one week - one month - half year - one year? |
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Be careful... some australian searchers have found that masturbation can make people hugely reduce the probability of having a prostate cancer later : http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_800400.html Just do it =) |
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fucking..weirdo |
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shave your ass because that shit is out of control |
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i think you should shave. not wanking is kindof cool though |
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once I stop masturbating for ONE COMPLETE YEAR, after that I returned to my old vice like an insane man... ups, that was too much do you shave your balls?... i'm kind of drunk, better I return to sleep |
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most girls love guys who are hairy and will come almost instantly |
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embrasse moi met ton doigt dans mon cul |
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lovely :S |
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does she know you love her, or that you exist? if not, this is dumb, if she knows, then do it, sounds cool. |
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you should do it for everybody you knows, and for one more person every day, that you will find in the street ! |
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yees! xceque this is funny. I read that when you don't spill semon it builds up, travels up the spine and touches part of the back of your brain making you feel just great. I probably wont see her for a month. |
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I'm sure you will keep everyone on the board, updated....I just have this feeling! :D |
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Well I think it's rather romantic. |
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I ejaculated not half an hour ago. it was fun. |
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Yeah man, it's hard to do but weird. Lots of energy, you feel really virile |
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i`m gonna abstain from chugging for a week. I know I can do it! |
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yay! Let's call this week the official "I won't masturbate, I promiss" week! |
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i just touched mine and it sprang up like a cobra about to spit!!! but i think i'm going to walk to the beach and take a swim. I been like 11days now!! |
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Forget that! I'm going to try and beat my record of eight times in one day! |
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Well I've had this problem with my new GF. You see, I'm just probably too darn used to my hand, she's so soft. Her pussy is so soft. I mean I'm horny with her and I love her, but I ain't able to orgasm during PiV sex. So we have great sex, everything, she orgasm, but in the end I'll just masterbate myself to orgasm. So I'm stopping now, and hoping it'll get normal with time. I know it's tough, considering we see each other a 2-3 times per week (and that doesn't mean having sex every time). I know all of you precocious cummers must think I'm crazy, but it's like the opposite problem of yours hehe. It's as problematic, when the GF waits 15 minutes after sex for me to finish. ;-( |
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Hmmm.... so exactly how long do you go at it with her before you pull it out and do your bizness? |
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we can go for an hour, excluding foreplay which can be pretty long. Trust me ;) It's pretty much different then when I had a GF and I was 17. It would take me a couple of minutes and poof it would be over. Things change. I'm still as horny though LOL! It's gonna be tough, only orgasming when I'm with her. Isn't that romantic? :-/ |
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Well, why don't you try a different position? What positions have you tried? Not to sound like a homosexual, but do you use lube when you whack it? Maybe I can help you out here. |
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I think the first time is the hardest, the feeling of the mothercooch is soooo warm and pleasant, it's a lot to take in at once.. but now with a condom on I can go forever.. damn things don't feel nearly as good. |
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pardon me, that might have sounded a bit incestual... im stoned and was thinking of the vag as the mothership of the alien species of women. -TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER- 8===D ya know? |
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Haha, "MotherCooch". |
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Well, anyway, try whacking off with a ton of lube, and a with a really loose grip, that might help, so that when you stick it to your girlfriend next time, your pecker will be more used to a more loose/moist place. |
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castration is the answer. |
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i think that's sweet actually... but i bet you won't last. |
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I can reach orgasm without ejaculating, and I can ejaculate without having an orgasm. Just thought you'd wanna know. |
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i can reach orgasm even without sexual organs. |
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so, who spunked on your avatar then? |
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smouldering buds, combusting into a fine smoke, i exhaled and someone took a picture. |
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Pretty good excuse, that I'll admit, but is it gonna cut it? I think not :) |
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decided neither to ejaculate by mine own or hand or with another or shave or cut my hair, until i see her again how fucking lame. |
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i take forever i've never actually been able to have an orgasm inside a lady cause it takes so long and her lady parts get all raw and what not |
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what the hell? |
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I seriously doubt that. Unless you've been screwing a 60 year old mexican hooker with a really dry vagina, then I guess that could be an exception. |
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