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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:28 [#01045470]
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question: what does a dutch word which is pronounced
"kalufsborsjt" mean?

In context (i've managed to understand the rest of the
sentence with common sense, but i don't know what
kalufsborsjt is.. probably because it is food or
something... i will write the rest of it in English, as I
don't know how to spell the words in dutch)

"then, I looked at the menu, and it said 'kalufborsjt.' now,
you may think to yourselves: 'nooo, kalufsborsjt'"


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2004-01-23 05:32 [#01045475]
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kalfsborst!

the chest of a young cow, something like that?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:39 [#01045484]
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ahaaa...

that makes it even MORE stupid! HAHA!

some norwegian comedians have a show where they use a dutch
voiceover from some old dutch comedian while they do cool
stuff.. it's hard to explain. check it:

1: Go to

2: Click the link on the left that says: "Lyd og Video"..
the link is bold.

3: A site will open, and a window will pop up. The popup
will check your internet-speed, and then give you a list of
programs to the left.

4: scroll all the way down, and click numer 4 from the
bottom, "Team Antonsen."

5: open all the "+" thingies, and look for all the places
where it says "Nederlandsk komiker."

6: Click and enjoy.

This is just as funny even if you don't understand norwegian
or dutch.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:40 [#01045487]
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whoops. just click it all. forgot to close the a.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-01-23 05:45 [#01045494]
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my internet explorer is fucked up it cannot open other
windows, but kalfsborst is indeed the chest of a young cow,
my felllow dutchmen errornous is right about that


 

offline snAre from .oO Ghent Oo. (Belgium) on 2004-01-23 05:46 [#01045499]
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Seems like you've to be registered to see that movie... no?



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:47 [#01045501]
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cow-chest.. hehe... strange comedian. maybe if someone
manages to see the video, they can tell me what the joke
REALLY is...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:49 [#01045503]
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user: plomme@registerednurses.com
pass: cetrepo


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:56 [#01045508]
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I love Team Antonsen and I've really been wondering about
that dutch skit as well. Nice initiative, Mastah!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 06:14 [#01045531]
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yeah. hope someone dutch will watch it and tell us what it
means!

(there are several of the "nederlandsk komiker" skits...
watch them all!!)

Team antonsen er mye bedre nå enn når det startet!


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2004-01-23 06:20 [#01045538]
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Definitivt!


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 06:23 [#01045540]
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its what Erronous said; the meat which the comedian is
giving a footmassage. besides that, his act's got nothig to
do with the dutch text as far as i can tell (connection
wasnt that good)


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 06:23 [#01045541]
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...my internet connection


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 06:27 [#01045544]
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yeah.. it is the point of the act. it isn't supposed to have
anything to do with the text. but what does the one who is
really speaking say?

(you should watch all the skits! there are four or five of
them...)


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 06:43 [#01045572]
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nobody feels like translating?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 06:43 [#01045573]
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in short: he tells that he prefers singing in dutch over
english or french and asks himself why one would sing in
another language. with food, he argues, its a whole
different story: a good diner is supposed to be french - a
menu already tatses better when it is written in french (he
compares the french and dutch word for "kalfsborst" [in
dutch its rather straightforward and doesnt sound very
tasty]
then he starts to sing a typical oldfashioned traditional
dutch (folk)song (nothing to do with with the kalfsborst)
and i dont want to bother you with its translation, because
it just goes nowhere (which is probably his point)
its famous dutch selfmockery, i guess


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 06:45 [#01045577]
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hahahha! this makes the bit EVEN BETTER! have you seen all
the versions of it?

("og.. hvordan kom kuk inn i systemet?")


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 06:46 [#01045580]
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no, not yet...


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 06:58 [#01045601]
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:D



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 07:04 [#01045612]
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haha.. which one did you like best? i like the "shaving"


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 12:24 [#01046061]
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yeah the "shaving" one is good. i could only find three
clips though, and the third one only gave sound. it works
best when the diff. clips are viewed after eachother, i
think; the repeating of the same tape with completely diff
interpretations is hilarious...as far as i can tell
:)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-23 23:00 [#01046583]
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Canadian women are better looking then Dutch women, I
swear!!


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-24 01:27 [#01046620]
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*moves to canada*



 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-24 02:01 [#01046624]
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kuk i computeren?
hehe


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-01-24 11:35 [#01046922]
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kut in computeren?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-01-24 11:41 [#01046929]
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computerkutjes


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-01-24 11:42 [#01046931]
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he bah

even de vismarkt luchten..?


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-24 11:45 [#01046934]
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doe niet zo kut, man


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-01-24 11:49 [#01046937]
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no i won't


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-26 03:06 [#01048947]
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nei, nei, nei. kuk i computeren. skjønner dere ingenting,
dere? nå skal jeg forklare: det var kuk i computeren.


 


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