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it consists of stealing time. it does not involve the following: times machines or clocks. just those two things it does not involve. you may all make guesses. all answers are pending until they are not. the winner will be announced by me when i feel like announcing the winner, if i choose to have a winner. i may not. thank you and there will be no further inquiries from contestants. |
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is that a lobster or a crayfish? |
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reading/responding to your post. |
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stealing internet users time by putting a nonsense thread per minute ? |
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this is a scientific breakthrough. i have expectations of you people to take my endevours more seriously. |
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we have a winner |
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Time really doesn't exist, especially without a clock. There is only constant movement. |
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hehehe. if you're serious, then this is funny. so, i hope this is a joke, in which case, it isn't funny. |
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wtf, i said the same thing and i was first, why am i not the winner? oh, right, i only have about 1000 points. :P |
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no one can own time. glass_eater has been disqualified. there are no consolation prizes. edit to rules and regulations: stealing time does not consist of: time machines, clocks, OR owning time. we have run into paradigm. finding it will allow you to win. finding is for people who lose things, but if you find what i have stated, you win. |
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Are you using a horsefactory (c) Time-Straw? The device works as follows: You put one end of the straw in your mouth, and point the other end at the object you want to steal time from. You suck at the straw and the object (as well as everything in the straw's path) will lose time attached to it. Whether the time is future-time or past-time depends on the mode of the straw (MODE1/MODE2). For example: The user points the straw at an old woman. The straw is set on "MODE 1". He/she sucks on the Time-Straw. The old woman turns into a young woman. Example 2: The user points the straw at an old woman. The straw is set on "MODE 2". He/she sucks on the Time-Straw. The old woman dies. Is this it? |
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i declare winners, zeus does not. |
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regaining a repressed memory. |
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stealing time does not consist of: time machines, clocks, owning time, OR horsefactory (c) time straws. nor does stealing time consist of using a modified horsefactory (c) time straw as this would be in violation of the horsefactory (c) time straw patent. |
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are you talking about stealing another idividuals time, your own time, or time in general? |
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Does it involve being paid valuable work-dollars while fucking off from work and posting here? |
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time is universal in it's application. |
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you can take drugs that make you think time is longer. or you can just do nothing. i guess thats like stealing time... |
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that would be changing the perception of time. |
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You travel at relativistic speeds in relation to the other person, therefore prolonging your life and making them whither away and die |
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lets define stealing time: Are you stealing time from another entinity thus giving yourself more time to live longer? Or are you stealing time in general from some unknown source of an infinite time pool thus giving you a chance to have extra actions while everything else slows down. ???? ????? ???? |
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you are all failures at being scientific. i cannot even have you working as interns for my central office. |
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you have failed at explaining what it is exactly you want from us. Right now this is just a random guessing game with no leads. |
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"stealing time does not consist of: time machines, clocks, owning time, OR horsefactory (c) time straws. nor does stealing time consist of using a modified horsefactory (c) time straw" that proves that i have provided leads as the number of possible answers minus the above 4 nonsolutions equals remaining leads. |
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