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The fantastic "normal sentences only" thread.
 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-22 17:01 [#01044692]
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You can post your best normal sentences here.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-22 17:04 [#01044699]
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can you give us an example of what normal is?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-22 17:05 [#01044703]
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What is you're Problem ?


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-22 17:05 [#01044704]
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This is not a normal sentence, sorry.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-22 17:07 [#01044707]
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Here is a classic.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-22 17:08 [#01044709]
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Where's my washboard?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-22 17:10 [#01044712]
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Click here for a new daily recipe from Chef Emeril!


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-22 17:11 [#01044713]
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I am not a crook.
- The Hamburgler


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-22 17:13 [#01044717]
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that was not a normal sentence.

the apostrophe means that you wrote:

what is you are problem?

this is not normal.

this is abnormal.

naturally i presume that it was your intention to subvert
this thread through your irresponsible use of grammar.

for this, i thank you.

[you also used a capital P for problem]

[this too is not normal]


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-22 17:14 [#01044720]
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You added a period after every sentence but didn't
capitalize a single sentenc.


 

offline xceque on 2004-01-22 17:15 [#01044722]
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You appear to have ommited an 'e' from the word sentence.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-01-22 17:16 [#01044724]
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Today, I'm wearing shoes instead of sandles.

I ate a piece of chicken for lunch.

Adam lives in San Francisco

Jon has a high pitched voice.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-22 17:16 [#01044726]
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i could point out that you missed the e from the word
sentence, but it would probably be even less amusing than
your post.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-22 17:17 [#01044730]
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I know, I also used a space before the question-mark (or
after the final word of the sentence if you will) which is
considerably peculiar. Also, I did a forward roll.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-22 17:17 [#01044731]
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not that your post wasn't funny xceque.

you were in a position to make that comment.

had i done so, it would have sounded bitter..


 

offline xceque on 2004-01-22 17:17 [#01044732]
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Not only was it amusing, it was also well worth mentioning.


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-22 17:18 [#01044733]
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I'm afraid you just insulted a moderator.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-22 17:18 [#01044736]
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i thought the forward role (see what i did?) was the icing
on the cake of subversion.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-22 17:19 [#01044738]
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i didnt insult anyone, did i?



 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-22 17:22 [#01044742]
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The funny thing about this thread is that dariusgriffin
lives in a house which consists of nothing but corners. It
is a very confusing place.


 

offline k_maty on 2004-01-22 17:22 [#01044744]
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you can post your best normal sentences here.


 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2004-01-22 17:25 [#01044745]
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It puts the lotion in the fucking basket!


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-22 17:26 [#01044746]
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close, but no cigar.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-22 17:28 [#01044751]
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Teen with hot body masturbates in the shower. Wholesome
brunette sexy honey cocksucker. Brunette slut gets power
pumped by a cock. Blonde showed in sperm after an anal slam.
Hottie dildos and fists her gorgeous teen hole. Party girl
eats hot cunt & she takes a cock. Warm mouth sucking very
lucky monster cock. Sexy redhead gets finger fucked off guy.
Indian lesbos finger fuck each others pussies.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-22 17:29 [#01044755]
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is an 'anal slam' normal?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-22 17:31 [#01044759]
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Many of those were abnormal. darius, can I get the new
tortoise from you?


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-22 17:34 [#01044766]
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No you can't, I don't have it.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-22 17:35 [#01044768]
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yes.
but the anal slam stuck out like a sore.. thumb


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-22 17:38 [#01044779]
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"Sexy redhead gets finger fucked off guy."

I fail to understand the structure of that one.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-22 17:44 [#01044789]
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hey my food is dead
so said
the godless
communist.

it's normal, you never specified context. all things are
normal in their pending context.


 

offline k_maty on 2004-01-22 17:44 [#01044792]
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A man inserts his finger into the vagina of a girl who's
hair is red.


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-22 17:47 [#01044799]
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Yes, I understood the meaning. I was talking about the
structure.


 

offline k_maty on 2004-01-22 17:52 [#01044812]
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I know, I was just following the rules of this thread.


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2004-01-22 17:53 [#01044817]
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I love it when there is structure !
the weather is boring !

i am so excited!

Pass the salt !


 

offline Intruder from Chicago (United States) on 2004-01-22 18:02 [#01044847]
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Fucking Sweet! i wanna try!
Ahem...

He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood abides in me, and I
in him.

For my flesh is food indeed, and my blood is drink indeed.

Hello liitle girl. would you like to have some candy?

(heres one thats can say a thousand words)

Bitch Please!


 

offline Intruder from Chicago (United States) on 2004-01-22 18:04 [#01044855]
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Freescha sounds like a good ball licking.


 

offline Intruder from Chicago (United States) on 2004-01-22 18:07 [#01044859]
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Yet on the same token, Venetian Snares can lick my balls.


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2004-01-22 18:09 [#01044864]
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oh that one has so much structure !
*faint under structure*


 


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