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I saw a bit of this for the first time in awhile the other day. I had forgotten how brilliantly funny some of it is. "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." |
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yeah it`s hilarious mmmkay |
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I love this movie, one of my favorite comedies. |
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"Samir.. Naga.. Nagh..Not gonna work here anymore anyway." |
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hmm did you get a copy of that memo ? |
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I just bought the dvd, it's Gold. A++ Highly recommended purchase. |
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Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. Peter: I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it Bob. |
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"what about paying your bills Peter?" "i never really liked paying bills" |
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"Hey Peter man! watch out fer yer corn-hole man" |
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nah... hell nah man! a fella would get his ass kicked sayin' something like that. |
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"she just looks like the kind of girl that could just... eugggh..." |
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Damn funny, and my life closely resembles that movie now. And I just remembered, I forgot to check my mailbox to get my memos and stuff today. Shit. |
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Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point. |
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"You know, the Nazi's had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear." |
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"I have to say... I am a BIG Michael Bolton fan. What would you say is your favorite Michael Bolton song?" "Uh.... I guess I sort of like them all." "You know I'm the same way. I celebrate the man's entire catalogue. For my money, I don't think it gets any better then when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman." |
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"why should i have to change my name, he's the one who sucks" |
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"i'm kinda busy right now, lumberg..." |
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"Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. You know there's nothing wrong with that name. There was, nothing wrong with it, until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammies." |
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"What, what would ya say, ya do here? Well look, I already told you, I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you undersand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?" Peter: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars you're supposed to be an auto mechanic. Michael: That question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars. |
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Yep, the movie is pure comedy genius. My favorite comedy to date. It's got quite a big fan following as well, especially with the younger generation. It helps to be also able to relate to a movie then to imagine. |
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it's a new classic |
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this movie is great. has a good atmosphere, makes you laugh, nice soundtrack. |
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hehehe, "Ass Clown" |
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Samir: This is a fuck. |
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getting it now |
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Bob Slydell: If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you? Peter Gibbons: Yeah. Bob Slydell: Great. Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour. Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out? Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work |
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Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Mondays, and you’re not feeling too well, does anybody ever come up to you and say “sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”? Lawrence: No. No, man, shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that, man. -that is by far my fav. part in the movie |
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did they still receive money to their accounts? |
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All right, i hate to jump into a thread of something everyone likes and start bashing it, but come on, somebody's gotta do it; i can't be the only one who thinks this movie sucks hard. There are so many lines that just AREN'T funny that are supposed to be goddamn hilarious. Like....when hick man next door or whoever you'd like to call him is like, I'd fuck TWO girls at the same time. Not clever in the slightest. I think it's supposed to be some sort of witty satire, but it's a poor excuse, and not well thought out at all. It's really something that could have been funny but with such a wannabe script, it only passes for mildy amusing. I'll give it two moments -- when they kick the shit out of the printer, and in the beginning when dude rolls up his window and turns his music down. Other than that, this movie really leaves room for a LOT of improvement. |
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i liked those repetitive lines by gary cole. appart from that it was just ok. but, even now when i think of those cole lines it makes me laugh - he did that perfectly. |
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i think dumb and dumber was a better movie but i still appreciate office space as a whole. but like dumb and dumber it isn't flawless in its humor like mimi pointed out |
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