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offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-01-20 10:38 [#01041777]
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who would win?

pirates have cannons, swordskills and basic mastery in
skullduggery. whereas ninja have stealth, cunning and
martial arts skills - plus jutsu.

who? WHOOOOOOO?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-20 10:38 [#01041778]
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ninjas, any day.


 

offline revpersona from Plainfield (United States) on 2004-01-20 10:38 [#01041779]
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NINJA!!!


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-01-20 10:38 [#01041780]
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Ninjas. But robots would beat ninjas.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-20 10:39 [#01041782]
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but I would be robots! *ROOAOAR!!!*


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-20 10:39 [#01041784]
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beat* god damnit


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-01-20 10:41 [#01041788]
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ninjas - 3
pirates - 0


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-01-20 10:42 [#01041790]
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if the pirates could park their ships offshore and cannon
the ninjas to death then they'd win.

in all other circumstances then ninjas would relieve them of
their heads whilst they slept.

case closed.


 

offline Xanatos from New York City (United States) on 2004-01-20 10:44 [#01041794]
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There's actually a huge pirate/ninja rivalry on my campus.
The pirates have a much larger following -- in fact I think
the ninjas were only created as a response to the pirates.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-01-20 10:45 [#01041795]
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yes, location is a factor, isn't it?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-01-20 10:46 [#01041799]
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location, location, location.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-01-20 10:48 [#01041804]
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ninja's. come on, youve got to be minted if you think
pirates > ninja's


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-01-20 10:51 [#01041809]
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is no one factoring in skullduggery? cause come on - it's
skullduggery! and if you don't know what skullduggery is,
ask a pirate!

anyways, my vote is for ninjas if on land, pirates if on
water.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-01-20 10:52 [#01041812]
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that's my bet too.

mark me down as that.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-01-20 10:54 [#01041824]
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who here has seen "the last samurai" that scene where the
ninjas attack the village is awsome

i chose ninja


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-20 11:05 [#01041837]
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yeah its an awesome scene, but they still get their shit
owned by the samurai.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-01-20 11:09 [#01041841]
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no doubt


 

offline pf from Finland on 2004-01-20 11:09 [#01041842]
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the everlasting battle, but i think Ninjas will win someday.


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2004-01-20 11:10 [#01041843]
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The ninjas would probably win, but pirates are much more
interesting.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-20 11:18 [#01041846]
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Pirates would definately win from any range greater than
melee... they simply have the superior firepower. There's no
doubt in my mind, though, that the ninja would totally
annihilate the pirates in hand to hand or sword fighting.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-01-20 11:22 [#01041850]
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robots > pirates > ninjas.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-01-20 11:26 [#01041853]
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pah ninjas just hide in the ground untill those rum headed
pirates go ashore to check for survivors

AND THEY GET THEIR ASSES KICKED YO!

NINJA!


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-01-20 11:27 [#01041854]
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i've checked and doublechecked but it seems that i don't
have an opinion about the outcome of a battle between
pirates and ninjas.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-20 11:31 [#01041855]
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triple check then. it's there somewhere, trust me.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-01-20 11:35 [#01041856]
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its on that site i posted

ninja's fo life y'all


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-01-20 11:37 [#01041857]
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pirates: 3,180,000 vs. ninjas: 201,000

pirates win


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-01-20 11:38 [#01041858]
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lets all face it people the one to beat all these characters
is the mushmellow man, no doubt about it, end of story


Attached picture

 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-01-20 11:39 [#01041859]
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i ain't 'fraid of no ghosts


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-01-20 11:40 [#01041863]
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Pirates have beards, people. BEARDS. This alone
guarantees victory.


 

offline uzim on 2004-01-20 14:19 [#01041982]
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Chris the
mushroom ninja pirate!!!


yarr!!!


 

offline uzim on 2004-01-20 14:25 [#01041983]
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epohs > yeah, but it isn't a fair battle, there are 2 kinds
of pirates (the sea pirates and the internet pirates, who
are much more represented nowadays) vs. only 1 kind of
ninjas....


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-01-20 14:33 [#01041988]
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googlefight never lies!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-01-20 14:40 [#01041989]
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...but it's not a popularity contest...


 

offline handoverthecart on 2004-01-20 14:41 [#01041990]
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ninjas, obviously.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-01-20 14:42 [#01041992]
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http://www.piratesvsninjas.com/


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-01-20 14:44 [#01041993]
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it's not a fight either.

it's a pointless-fun-thread on an internet messageboard.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-01-20 16:01 [#01042082]
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awwww, have a hankie


 

offline k_maty on 2004-01-20 19:04 [#01042266]
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how many pirates are we talking about against this ninja?


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-20 19:11 [#01042274]
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A ninja could take out a hundred pirates or more in the
dark.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-20 19:23 [#01042356]
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the SHAOLIN MONKS would win!


 

offline revpersona from Plainfield (United States) on 2004-01-20 19:29 [#01042299]
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ooooh


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2004-01-20 19:31 [#01042300]
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this thread is stupid


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-20 19:33 [#01042301]
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you're right, where are the zombies?


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2004-01-20 19:58 [#01042323]
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DANCING ROBOTS!!!!


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-01-21 02:16 [#01042380]
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here is the answer. believe me.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-01-21 03:58 [#01042492]
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what a ninja pirate looks like:


Attached picture

 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2004-01-21 04:21 [#01042505]
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pirates can beat ninjas in hand-to-hand because pirates have
scurvy and will pass it on to the ninjas, who have neevr had
scurvy before and will only survive long enough to pass it
on to their familys.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-01-21 05:23 [#01042541]
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the pirates would lose before the fight even started...
before they couldsay "all hands on deck"

it is the ninja way of things

it'd be like
"where all the pirates go?"
"dunno...... they just...... went"


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2004-01-21 06:21 [#01042576]
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veryyy good =)


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-21 08:54 [#01042728]
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but that seems more like a draw....


 


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