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Guess who I had sex with last night?
 

Baron Von Picklefoot from my own special place on 2001-12-10 02:47 [#00059389]



I will give you a hint. it wasn't dog nor cat!!!!! THE BARON
HAS SPOKEN!!


 

Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-12-10 02:49 [#00059390]



pamela HANDerson!


 

bumblefuk on 2001-12-10 02:51 [#00059391]



can you give some more hints...? was it a boy or a girl?
was it a relative? does the individual that you shagged
know that this sexual encounter happened? did you go out on
a date? did you use a condom? well, my first guess
is....was it Cylob?


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-10 02:54 [#00059394]



The mom from "Family Matters"

or

One of the sears bra models?



 

Baron Von Picklefoot from my "special" place on 2001-12-10 02:56 [#00059396]



It was kind of like a goddamn polar bear. I love postal
mail, and I can't help but laugh when someone farts. I have
been know to sport eye wear made out of fruit and don fake
mustaches, so guard your girls because chicks dig that kind
of shit.....If only the cheese was on first name answering
terms, then i can win the olympic fish kicking
composium.Send all addresses to Sancho242@aol.com and I will
be more then happy to send you A picture if you can fix my
broken toaster oven and teach my cat to speak
english............THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

ps (The say my brain is demented )


 

bumblefuk on 2001-12-10 03:07 [#00059405]



so..... in other words... you masturbated.... big deal....
i've done that about 5000x...


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-10 03:09 [#00059406]



I plan on jerking off in...
5
4
3
2
1

And I am SO serious, I really am. I have the porn all booted
up.


 

Taxiderm on 2001-12-10 03:12 [#00059409]



www.planetwhore.com

Get a bunch of free porn.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-10 03:37 [#00059431]



I'm naked right now... and I know you're all picturing me
naked... shame on you, you perverts!!!! :)


 

Taxiderm on 2001-12-10 03:40 [#00059438]



How many neufies does it take to start an orgie?!?


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-10 03:41 [#00059440]



I dunno, but I'm eager to find out!!! :)


 

Taxiderm on 2001-12-10 03:43 [#00059444]



ummm. I really don't have a punchline for that one. I was
going to make a stupid neufie/fishing joke, but nothing came
up. Sorry.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-10 03:45 [#00059445]



heh, ok then...


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-10 03:47 [#00059448]



FUNK DONT TELL HIM THE SECRET OF THE NEWFIES! DONT TELL!

1253 @ 54'th post, u bring parts 1 and 5


 

bumblefuk on 2001-12-10 03:58 [#00059455]



planetwhore does have porn! i'm afraid the only thing i
like about porn is looking at the penises though, i dunno
why.


 

Taxiderm on 2001-12-10 04:00 [#00059456]



I don't know. Heterosexual male oriented porn has a large
market that it caters towards... not just heterosexual
males. Heterosexual females, homosexual makes, and even
dykes and lipstick lesbians can get something out of it.


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2001-12-10 05:05 [#00059482]



I knew one day it would happen and so it has I have been
cloned........damnit.Oh well I'll just have to hunt the
person down anf feed them large amounts of broken
glass!!!!!! No no I'm not bitter !!!!!THE BARON HAS
SPOKEN!!!!


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from my "special" place on 2001-12-10 05:16 [#00059484]



Altho when I am done I will feed you to the iguana's!!!!!
THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-10 05:43 [#00059489]



I'm very OFTEN naked when I'm on the internet, and this
site. I'm naked NOW, infact. Why? It feels good, the breeze
from the window on my nude body.
:)


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2001-12-10 06:30 [#00059496]



Uhhhggggggg Ahhhh please stop the clone !!!THE BARON HAS
SPOKEN!!!!!


 

crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2001-12-10 06:54 [#00059498]



phew, im glad thats a clone.

for a while i thought the baron was losing his touch


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-12-10 06:58 [#00059503]



When you tell people in Europe that you are from America,
they always ask: "Do you know Pamela Lee?" And then you
have to laugh at them, because its funny.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-10 08:47 [#00059523]



baron, that is not a clone, it is actually me in disguise.
i plan to use drugged cheese to lure you into my trap. then
i will strap you to a table and let ophecks do bad things to
you with a sqiud. yes, a squid. and trust me, dem newfs are
strange bastards. that is my second step to world
domination.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!

oh yeah, i like cookies. my favorite are homemade one.
fresh outta the oven. all soft and warm. with a nice glass
of milk. i like milk almost as much as i like cookies.


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2001-12-10 12:14 [#00059558]



disguise Hmmmmmm well I don't like it, makes me very itchy I
can't stop rubbing my legs I will pay anyone out there if
they will come to my house and scratch my legs for an hour
!!!!!!!!I never sleep because sleep being the ugly sister of
death !!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-08-18 00:19 [#00354214]
Points: 4130 Status: Addict



YAY!


 

online Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-08-18 00:35 [#00354220]
Points: 11009 Status: Regular



heh


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-18 15:29 [#00354570]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



* shudder *

Those lads havent changed a bit ;)



 


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