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-Are you surprised at my tears, sir ? -Oh, fuckin' A ! |
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"Uh, who said anything about cutting you up man?...... I just wanted to carve a little Z in your forehead" Benicio Del Toro - Faer & Loathing in Las Vegas The best film ever made. |
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Brian "YOU ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!!!" Big Crowd "WE ARE ALL INDUVIDIUALS!!!" Brian "YOU ARE ALL DIFFERENT!!" Crowd "YES!! WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT!!" One man in crowd "...im not..." Life of Brian , Monty Python. |
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"Lady! I got friends that died face down in the muck so that you and i could enjoy this family restraunt!" |
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"Hmm.. I don't feel drunk.." -Memento |
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You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright. |
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I like your nurse's uniform, guy. These are O.R. scrubs. Oh, are they? more rushmore: So, you were in vietnam right? Yeah. Were you in the shit. Yeah. I was in the shit. |
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That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch. Oh, and Dude, "Chinaman" is not the prefered nomenclature. Asian American, please. Jeez, Walter, I'm not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here. |
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"dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick how many dicks is that? a lot" reservior dogs |
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nice. here's another: "Somebody's sticking a red-hot poker up our asses, i want to know who's name's on the handle." |
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"Good-bye, Jessica. And good-bye to your sweet son. I want to spit once on your head. Just some spittle in your face." *spits out loogy onto Jessica's face.* "What a luxury." |
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- Do you want me to pour it Frank? - No I want you to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer! |
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"I love you *kiss*" |
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- howd you get that scar - eatin' pussy scarface |
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Nicholas Parsons: Excuse me? Can I use your phone? Mr. Jolly: Fuck off! Nicholas Parsons: I'm Nicholas Parsons, can I... Mr. Jolly: Fuck off! Nicholas Parsons: I'm... Mr. Jolly: I heard you the first time, I don't care if you're Bob fucking Monkhouse. Fuck off. Do I need to spell it out for you? F-U-C... |
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Abbe Faria: God said "Vengeance is mine". Edmond: I don't believe in God. Abbe Faria: That doesn't matter. He believes in you. The Count of Monte Cristo |
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Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why! hahahahhah |
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"...in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock." |
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"What kind of a world do we live in where a man dressed as a bat gets all my press?" - The joker |
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Joan: Hank and I were just bored. It wasn't serious. Bill: I didn't take it seriously. Where is Hank? Joan: He got embarrassed and left. Bill: Not before he came, I hope. Joan: Hank's on junk. He doesn't come. Bill: Not before you came, I hope. Joan: I'm on bug powder. I don't need to come. Martin: Officials of unconstituted police states/ brokers of exquisite dreams and nostalgias/ tested on the sensitized cells of junk sickness/ and bartered for raw materials of the will/ drinkers of the Heavy Fluid/ sealed in the translucent amber of dreams. Bill: *retrieves gun from drawer* I guess it's time for our William Tell routine. Joan: *places a nearby glass on top of her head* Bill: *aims carefully and fires* Joan: *Joan falls to the ground, the glass falls to the floor unbroken* Bill: Oh, God. Oh, God. Joan. Joan. Oh, Joan. |
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"Oh I'm gonna cum." |
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"Oh, I'm sorry, did i break your concentration?" i've had that as an incoming email sound, together with the gunshot. Crazy while you're at work, trying to fix the backup server in SILENCE ... |
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"Damn! That sounds like dialogue from our script!" Nikki "INLAND EMPIRE" "You will be dreaming. That kind of sleep. Someone familiar will be there [...] This is the street. " Prostitutes "INLAND EMPIRE" " -What we gonna do? - And what prostitutes do? - They fuck... - That's right" Man and Woman without Faces "INLAND EMPIRE" "Do you want to see?" Girl "INLAND EMPIRE" "Fucker has been sowin some pretty heavy shiiit..." Nikki "INLAND EMPIRE" "That's all." Miranda Priestley "The Devil Wears Prada" |
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"A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later he will wake up in front of the television but not remember his dream. Do you agree?" |
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"pickabooo, you fucks you!" -joe pesci |
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"AAHH!! MONSTA'S BACK!!" - jar jar binks hehehehehe : _ )) |
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I like the one where she goes It's a beaver! Then the beaver says I'm not going to smell your hand Then the other girl says It's a talking beaver! |
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"[...] nothing will die, the stream flows, the wind blows, the cloud fleets, the heart beats... Nothing will die." |
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"DON'T SHOOT! I JUST RAPED!" BAM!! burger cop |
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Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did. Matrix: I liiied. (Commando) |
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"if it bleeds, we can kill it" predator. "knock knock" predator. |
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"good? bad? i'm the guy with the gun." - ash, army of darkness - "you're without a doubt the WORST pirate i've ever heard of." - "but you HAVE heard of me." - pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl "we are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - tyler durden, fight club "but you haven't got no arms!" "it's just a flesh wound!" -monty python and the holy grail "hey boys! lookit what i got here!" "yo, where the white women at?" -blazing saddles |
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- bo to zła kobieta była |
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"helmaks, egon" - olsenbanden |
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HOOPER X: For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, is introduced USUALLY by my white artist names. They got SLAPPED with racist names that singled them out as Negros! Now--my book, "White-Hating Coon", don't have any of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleequa and he's descended from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet while all you European motherfuckers were all hiding out in caves 'n shit, terrified of the sun. He's a strong role-model that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cause I'm here to tell ya: the chickens are coming home to roost, y'all. The black man is no longer going to be playing the minstrel in the medium of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We're keeping it real! And we're going to get respect by any means necessary. HOLDEN: Ah, c'mon, that's a bunch of horseshit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy, y'know, he got to fly the Millenium Falcon! What's the matter with you! HOOPER: Who said that? HOLDEN: I did. Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science fiction fantasy. HOOPER: Hey, FUCK Lando Calrissian! Uncle-Tom nigger, heh. It's always some white boy got to invoke the holy trinity. Bust this! Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother-man down--even in a galaxy far far away. Check this shit. You got cracker farmboy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy blond hair blue eyes. Then you got Darth Vader, blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian god! BANKY: What's a nubian? HOOPER: Shut the fuck up! Now, Vader, he's a spiritual brother, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a lightsaber, and the boy decides HE'S gonna run the whole fucking universe! Gets a whole KLAN of whites together and they go bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star! Now what the fuck do you call that? BANKY: Intergalatic civil war? HOOPER: Gentrification!! They gonna drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote-unquote safe for whi |
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white folks! In "Jedi," the most insulting installment when Vader's beautiful black visage is SULLIED when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! They trying to tell us that deep inside, we all wants to be WHITE!!! BANKY: Well, isn't that true? (Hooper pulls out a gun, releases the safety, kicks over the podium and shoots Banky. All the other speakers and audience members dive for cover or scatter. HOOPER: (shooting into the air): Black rage!!! Black rage!!! I kill all white folks I lay my mother fuckin' eyes on!! |
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"Throw me the idol, I throw you the wip" Indiana Jones "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" Road House |
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"You don't have to read a book to have an opinion (on it)." |
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Jane Clark: You're a Marxist? Tom Townsend: No, I'm a committed socialist, not a Marxist. I favor the socialist model developed by the 19th-century French social critic Fourier. Charlie Black: You're a Fourierist? Tom Townsend: Yes. Charlie Black: Fourierism was tried in the 19th century and failed. I mean, wasn't Brook Farm Fourierist? It failed. Tom Townsend: That's debatable. Charlie Black: Whether Brook Farm failed? Tom Townsend: That it ceased to exist, I'll grant you. But whether it was really a failure I don't think can be definitively said. Charlie Black: Well - Well, for me, ceasing to exist is failure. I mean, that's - that's pretty definitive. Tom Townsend: Well, everyone ceases to exist. That doesn't mean everyone's a failure. |
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I really enjoyed that... What movie is that from? |
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:D - I forgot about that scene in children of men - still a bizarre sight seeing Michael Caine dancing to that :D |
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You may have already Googled it and found out, but if you haven't, the movie is called . |
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