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instead of retyping this shit, you get a copy and pasted aim convo. digital pinion: there's this girl digital pinion: and it's her fault my car is fuxxed digital pinion: because this one day digital pinion: i was driving through telford digital pinion: and it was summer digital pinion: and she was taking her sweatshirt off, and her t-shirt accidentally came with it digital pinion: so her boobies were exposed - no bra digital pinion: i looked out the window of my car digital pinion: and said "totally awesome" digital pinion: then BAM digital pinion: hit the car in front of me digital pinion: so anyway blah blah blah turns out he doesn't have insurance so it's cool digital pinion: that was about 4 months ago digital pinion: then i go to buy weed tonight digital pinion: getting it frmo a person who knows a person who knows a person...etc digital pinion: and it turns out to be that girl Thomas E Christy: wow! digital pinion: and she recognized me because she was standing by the side of the road when i went bam digital pinion: and she was like "man, how did that work out for you?" and i pointed out the window to the VW digital pinion: then i explained how she had unknowingly exposed her boobies digital pinion: and that made me crash digital pinion: so she lifts up her fucking shirt digital pinion: and goes "like this?" digital pinion: THEN....i go inside the apartment and people are weighing shit out on scales digital pinion: and she's like all over me digital pinion: then i got the weed and they were doing painkillers digital pinion: so i bought a bunch of them digital pinion: so anyway... digital pinion: i pick up my brother then digital pinion: so we can get more liquor digital pinion: and i have a full bottle of 99 bananas again Thomas E Christy: nice digital pinion: if we choose to party at dietz digital pinion: so i go BACK to that apartment and then i go upstairs digital pinion: and i show the girl the liquor and she's like sweet lets party digital pinion: and e |
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digital pinion: and everyone else was passed out they were all doing SHITLOADS of painkillers in my absence digital pinion: THEN digital pinion: she started feeling me up digital pinion: and fell asleep digital pinion: because she was so fucked up Thomas E Christy: haha Thomas E Christy: dude digital pinion: and i had NO fucking idea what to do digital pinion: i wasn't about to rape her Thomas E Christy: no way digital pinion: and i couldn't wake her up digital pinion: she was passed out Thomas E Christy: shoulda just passed out on her Thomas E Christy: or left a message somehow Thomas E Christy: i really have no idea digital pinion: i did digital pinion: leave a message Thomas E Christy: im SO FUCKED UP! digital pinion: but i wanted to smoke pot digital pinion: and didn't feel like rummaging through their house digital pinion: looking for pipes digital pinion: but like, this girl was totally a huge slut digital pinion: that's what her roommates told me when she was in the other room digital pinion: so i'm gonna buy pot from her again in the future digital pinion: since i have her # digital pinion: and maybe then sex digital pinion: but man, those people were total burnouts digital pinion: what a WIERD evening digital pinion: and i'm really high now Thomas E Christy: haha digital pinion: which is awesome digital pinion: seriously i'm like "am i happy? disappointed? aroused? i don't know!!" Thomas E Christy: haha |
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all in all, sounds you made out alright.. just remember to put a raincoat on little koch-lear before he goes into the rain, if yaknowimsayin. |
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sounds like* <-sleep-> |
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& there you have it, a mini adventure |
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but std's are all the rage. they call it the clap because when you get it you're so happy you break into random spurts of applause. |
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true.... god bless slutty women. |
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I still think you should've given her a wake-up call. On her face. |
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hahaha, *ttsssssss* (steam sound) |
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Thomas E Christy sounds really interested there... |
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lame. |
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im too drunk to read all that |
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hahaha, that's ace. next week your crabs are going to have syphalis |
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aww man.. i love tits. |
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i won't lie. i didn't rread it and don't intend to. |
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i am not reading this, sum it up! :p |
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Okay: One time, this girl lifted up her shirt when he was driving, and it caused him to get in a car wreck. Then he met her again one day to buy weed from her, and she was all slutty and all over him, but she was fucked up on pain killers and passed out, so he just came on her face and left. |
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no what i meant to say is "this messageboard is lame goodbye" |
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that sure is a lot of words. |
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i didn't read it either |
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i did. crrrrrrazy |
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i read it. i love stories about tits. |
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I wish I could unread it. |
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I read it. My favorite part is where the Thomas guy interjects "im SO FUCKED UP!." I don't think he read any of it. |
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My life has come to this... *stumbles off to eat some poison* |
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haha |
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yeah, I liked that bit too |
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