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child810
from boston (United States) on 2004-01-14 11:19 [#01033111]
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Orgasms 'at the touch of a button'
I don't know if this is the greatest or worst invention ever.
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-14 11:23 [#01033119]
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Finally! My working days are over!
I'm gonna retire with a harddrive full of porn for fucks sake!
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-14 11:24 [#01033122]
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hooray!
who needs em anyway. too much grief!
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-14 11:26 [#01033126]
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yeah! I'll suck a lolly to that!
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-14 11:29 [#01033134]
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give the girls 3 years of that machine and they`ll be beggin us guys for our lollies. guaranteed!
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-01-14 11:29 [#01033135]
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fuckin a i wish they made these for men, itd just be good fun
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-14 11:31 [#01033137]
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hehe, they'll be begging for a lot more than our lollies! (mercy for example).
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 11:33 [#01033139]
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its kind of funny how the article starts off with "ORGASMS AT THE TOUCH OF A BUTTON and then goes on to explain that it actually doesn't do orgasms...
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-14 11:35 [#01033144]
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yeah the BBC should know better. They are advertising this silly product. You don`t see them advertising big fat cocks do ya?!!
lollies!
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child810
from boston (United States) on 2004-01-14 11:36 [#01033145]
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Yeah that is strange, that's the BBC News for ya. Well maybe I'll get one for my lady. You know, for those nights when I'm not in the mood. I'll just let this thing to do all the work and I'll finish the job.
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child810
from boston (United States) on 2004-01-14 11:39 [#01033146]
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Yeah that is strange, that's the BBC News for ya. Well maybe I'll get one for my lady. You know, for those nights when I'm not in the mood. I'll just let this thing to do all the work and I'll finish the job.
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2004-01-14 11:57 [#01033164]
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i wonder about the long term effects of artificially stimulating those nerve pathways. could it foster a dependence on the stimulation for sexual arousal?
a few years ago i saw that a patent had been issued for an autosexual device for men (a mechanical device, not electrical nerve stimulation), but i'm not sure if anyone ever manufactured it. perhaps it's only useful for men who've had their hands cut off!
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afxNUMB
from So.Flo on 2004-01-14 12:14 [#01033181]
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NO THANKS!!!
I rather have a mans touch then some man made device. they dont know shit!
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uzim
on 2004-01-14 12:24 [#01033189]
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Zephyr Twin, i love your avatar!! =) brilliant.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:29 [#01033196]
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bravo! the world needs more women like you! ;)
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uzim
on 2004-01-14 12:30 [#01033198]
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[...] Women start by drinking an electrolyte sports drink 20 minutes before using the device. They then apply two white electrode pads inside their ankles. [...]
now that sounds scary to me... O_O
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:30 [#01033200]
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why thank you :) I didn't make it though, I wish I did!
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:31 [#01033203]
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yeah, if I wanted gatorade, I wouldn't be going to the "Orgasmotron 2000" to get it.
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uzim
on 2004-01-14 12:35 [#01033206]
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you're welcome : )
...seriously, this sounds like the beginning of the Matrix; if it continues like that in a few decades we'll be fed with electrolyte liquid and plugged all the time at a device which would make us live another virtual reality and it will be just like that!! o_O
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-01-14 12:44 [#01033219]
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am i the only one who doesn't like Zephyr Twin's avatarr? no offence Zephyr Twin, it just doesn't do it forr me.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:45 [#01033221]
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none taken at all, I think it's pretty nifty that its a transformer type thingy, but whatever floats your boat, yaknowimsayin?
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-14 12:46 [#01033222]
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how about mine?
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-01-14 12:49 [#01033228]
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yourrs is damn nearr the worrst avatarr everr crreated.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:49 [#01033229]
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hahahah
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:50 [#01033230]
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i dont really think it's too bad, but what you said was funny =p
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-14 12:52 [#01033231]
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i knew you`ld like it.
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