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offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2004-01-14 11:19 [#01033111]
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Orgasms 'at the touch of a button'

I don't know if this is the greatest or worst invention
ever.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-14 11:23 [#01033119]
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Finally!
My working days are over!

I'm gonna retire with a harddrive full of porn for fucks
sake!


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-14 11:24 [#01033122]
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hooray!

who needs em anyway. too much grief!


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-14 11:26 [#01033126]
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yeah!
I'll suck a lolly to that!


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-14 11:29 [#01033134]
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give the girls 3 years of that machine and they`ll be beggin
us guys for our lollies. guaranteed!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-01-14 11:29 [#01033135]
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fuckin a i wish they made these for men, itd just be good
fun


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-14 11:31 [#01033137]
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hehe, they'll be begging for a lot more than our lollies!
(mercy for example).


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 11:33 [#01033139]
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its kind of funny how the article starts off with
"ORGASMS AT THE TOUCH OF A BUTTON and then goes on to
explain that it actually doesn't do orgasms...


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-14 11:35 [#01033144]
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yeah the BBC should know better. They are advertising this
silly product. You don`t see them advertising big fat cocks
do ya?!!

lollies!


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2004-01-14 11:36 [#01033145]
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Yeah that is strange, that's the BBC News for ya. Well maybe
I'll get one for my lady. You know, for those nights when
I'm not in the mood. I'll just let this thing to do all the
work and I'll finish the job.


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2004-01-14 11:39 [#01033146]
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Yeah that is strange, that's the BBC News for ya. Well maybe
I'll get one for my lady. You know, for those nights when
I'm not in the mood. I'll just let this thing to do all the
work and I'll finish the job.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-01-14 11:57 [#01033164]
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i wonder about the long term effects of artificially
stimulating those nerve pathways. could it foster a
dependence on the stimulation for sexual arousal?

a few years ago i saw that a patent had been issued for an
autosexual device for men (a mechanical device, not
electrical nerve stimulation), but i'm not sure if anyone
ever manufactured it. perhaps it's only useful for men
who've had their hands cut off!


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-01-14 12:14 [#01033181]
Points: 7099 Status: Regular



NO THANKS!!!

I rather have a mans touch then some man made device. they
dont know shit!



 

offline uzim on 2004-01-14 12:24 [#01033189]
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Zephyr Twin, i love your avatar!! =)
brilliant.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:29 [#01033196]
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bravo! the world needs more women like you! ;)


 

offline uzim on 2004-01-14 12:30 [#01033198]
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[...] Women start by drinking an electrolyte sports drink
20 minutes before using the device. They then apply two
white electrode pads inside their ankles. [...]


now that sounds scary to me... O_O


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:30 [#01033200]
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why thank you :) I didn't make it though, I wish I did!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:31 [#01033203]
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yeah, if I wanted gatorade, I wouldn't be going to the
"Orgasmotron 2000" to get it.


 

offline uzim on 2004-01-14 12:35 [#01033206]
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you're welcome : )

...seriously, this sounds like the beginning of the Matrix;
if it continues like that in a few decades we'll be fed with
electrolyte liquid and plugged all the time at a device
which would make us live another virtual reality and it will
be just like that!! o_O


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-14 12:44 [#01033219]
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am i the only one who doesn't like Zephyr Twin's avatarr? no
offence Zephyr Twin, it just doesn't do it forr me.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:45 [#01033221]
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none taken at all, I think it's pretty nifty that its a
transformer type thingy, but whatever floats your boat,
yaknowimsayin?


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-14 12:46 [#01033222]
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how about mine?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-14 12:49 [#01033228]
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yourrs is damn nearr the worrst avatarr everr crreated.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:49 [#01033229]
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hahahah


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-14 12:50 [#01033230]
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i dont really think it's too bad, but what you said was
funny =p


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-14 12:52 [#01033231]
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i knew you`ld like it.


 


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