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offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-12 13:38 [#01029481]
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I was laying in the bathtub imagining I was having sex with
this girl that I know in real life. I was picturing her
face and this was quiet nice. When I climaxed I said
something to her while looking into her eyes. I said "it
puts the lotion in the basket." I said this with a straight
face and not a hint of a smile.

I blame this on you people! I've only seen that movie once
a long long time ago. Its you people who put that into my
head.


 

offline HedFire on 2004-01-12 13:39 [#01029484]
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wow. just......wow...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-12 13:41 [#01029487]
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what are you talking about?
what movie?


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2004-01-12 13:41 [#01029488]
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worth a thread. really.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-12 13:43 [#01029493]
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I don't understand what this means


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2004-01-12 13:45 [#01029495]
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it puts the lotion in the basket

very good quote

silence of the lambs


 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2004-01-12 13:49 [#01029501]
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ROTFLMAO.... thats from Silence of the Lambs right?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-01-12 13:50 [#01029504]
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meanwhile i was fucking hell out of her in real life asking
her to, and i quote, "tell a nigga what he do to the pussy"


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-01-12 13:52 [#01029506]
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you wank in the bathtub?


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2004-01-12 13:53 [#01029509]
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i don't see good future for this thread


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-12 13:54 [#01029510]
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apparently so, must be good for his complexion


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-01-12 13:56 [#01029512]
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i guess he was putting the lotion in the basket


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-12 13:56 [#01029514]
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yeah....and what kind of lotion....


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2004-01-12 13:57 [#01029517]
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damn steve buscemi is creepy


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-12 13:58 [#01029518]
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"I was laying in the bathtub imagining I was having sex...
"

Now why doesn't that surprise me?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-12 13:58 [#01029519]
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does 'this girl you know in real life' happen to be more
wellknown under the 'tubgirl' alias?


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-12 14:28 [#01029562]
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jerking off in the tub is the best, no cleanup, and you're
already naked


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-12 14:31 [#01029569]
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it gets all gunked up and stuck in the drain. ugh, never.


 

offline uzim on 2004-01-12 14:32 [#01029572]
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o_O you sick person...

it scares me.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-12 14:34 [#01029576]
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yeah, jerking off in the bathtub is the same as pissing in
the bathtub... Eeeewwww!!


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-12 14:44 [#01029605]
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yeah, cuz urine and seminal fluids is the exact same thing

not


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-01-12 14:47 [#01029610]
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dude, something is definately wrong with you.

just jerk off into the kitchen sink like everybody else.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-12 14:47 [#01029612]
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hehe, well I really meant that it's gross cause you're
releasing bodily fluid into water that you're washing in...
but I guess it can be argued that bathing in general is
gross, cause you're sitting in your filth... I always shower
when I want to clean, and bathe when I want to relax! :)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-12 14:47 [#01029613]
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you should have used this:

(taken from the "IDM merchandise"-topic)


Attached picture

 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-12 14:49 [#01029620]
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Posh wank? No thanks!


 

offline maphive from 3% step and 54foot-slide on 2004-01-12 14:53 [#01029628]
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PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET !!!!!1

heh

classic moment in flim history. i need wavs of that
sequence. im also looking for some fatal attraction wavs ,
the part when douglas is listening to those creepy tapes
glenn close recorded for him ....
THERES A PART OF YOU GROWING INSIDE OF ME AND THATS A FACT
AND YOURE < YOURE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO DEAL WITH
IT heh

hey mclovely is that the steve buscemi character from escape
from LA ?


 

offline uzim on 2004-01-12 15:01 [#01029645]
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"I always shower when I want to clean, and bathe when I
want to relax! :)"


> japanese style? : )
(they always shower to wash themselves, then take a hot bath
to relax)

i don't know, i do not find it that disgusting to
jerk off in the bath... well it is dirty, yes, but...
*shrugs* i find it more disgusting/creepy/something to think
of someone you know in real life while you're jerking off, i
don't know it's like... you'd virtually rape her in a
dream... or something like that. (but of course that's only
me, it's probably normal : ))


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-12 15:04 [#01029649]
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I'd probably find it more fulfilling to slit my wrists in
the bath and slowly bleed to death, but that's just me, so
it's probably abnormal.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-01-12 15:06 [#01029654]
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hahaha thats disturbing

bathroom masturbation is GOOD masturbation


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-12 15:07 [#01029656]
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I would've thought the shower'd be better for girls, that's
what my girl says anyway...


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-01-12 15:11 [#01029663]
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It's true, laying on bed is also great but shower
masturbation is GOOD. especially is you let the water going
into the tub splash inbetween your legs-you definetly get
off on that.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-01-12 15:11 [#01029665]
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hehe, i also think that when it comes to fantasizing about
people you know, you should ask permission first, then it
should be alright


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-12 15:18 [#01029688]
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well I always take a shower after taking a bath, its not
filthy at all you weirdos


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-01-12 15:45 [#01029732]
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i like smoking a bowl while i take a bath

oh yeah p.s. alfredpmclovely is dope


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-12 15:47 [#01029735]
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And maphive, the buscemi pic there is from Escape From LA.


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-12 16:08 [#01029773]
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Uh?!?..... dumb


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-12 16:12 [#01029782]
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i only fantasize about people i know.

myself.


 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2004-01-12 16:15 [#01029788]
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Wanking in the bath-tub is very unconfortable, its too damn
hard!


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-12 17:04 [#01029912]
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How do you figure? Just stretch out in a nice tub of warm
water and get to it.


 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2004-01-12 17:08 [#01029915]
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Oh, in water? I thought you meant in an empty tub...


 

offline sinicalypse from cantankerous clone metropolis (United States) on 2004-01-12 18:24 [#01030035]
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have you guys ever met aleczandah? i think he'd be right at
home here.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-12 18:28 [#01030040]
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he was here... think he got banned or something!


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-12 18:40 [#01030049]
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please never say that again. he was here for about 30
seconds and it was the WORST 30 seconds of all of our lives.


 

offline TehLaw from around. (Canada) on 2004-01-12 18:46 [#01030063]
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hahaha aleczandah is dead. hasnt been around anywhere for
ages.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-12 18:49 [#01030068]
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and nobody has noticed for good reason.


 

offline nene from United States on 2004-01-13 09:35 [#01031074]
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wait, weren't you the one putting your lotion in her
basket?

the bath is my favorite place to jack it; it's so relaxing,
and the water is so sensual.


 


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